Monday, December 6, 2021

Cody Johnson Coming to Brandon

 Red Mountain Entertainment issued the following press release.


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"The Hat", down at Agriculture takes credit in 3..2..1

But wait..Cody WHO?

Anonymous said...

Great. Another country pop artist.

Anonymous said...

Over/Under on how many Redneck drinking artists the Amphitheater will host this year? Is real music allergic to this place or something?

Anonymous said...

Call what it is, another Covid spreader event !

Anonymous said...

Did you attend the "spreader" event in Memorial Stadium this weekend ? Or maybe the one up north ? Did you go grocery shopping a-hole ? Huh ? Church ? Did you hug and kiss your wife ? Lol, get the hell on dude.

Anonymous said...

Define 'real music'.

Anonymous said...

Over/Under for number of people outside of Brandon/Rankin County weighing in on their amphitheater's concerts. Probably the same people saying "if you don't live in Jackson, it's not your concern."

Anonymous said...

Maybe try to book some Rock acts that aren't 70 years old. Foghat and Lillian Ax won't cut it.

Anonymous said...

Who????

Anonymous said...

Johhny Jab and the Covid Deniers sounds like a really cool band name.

Anonymous said...

My god. Look at that dumb hat.

Can we get something good at the Amphitheater please?

ZZ Top was great but C’mon Man! Enough of the Walmart Bargain Bin music.

Captain William said...


There is good ole bitchin' and then there is Jambalaya Bitchin' which takes complaining to whole new level.

Is anyone on here happy about anything?? Get a freakin' life y'all.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Cap'n William will come down off his pedestal and let us in on the definition of 'life' and just what we are supposed (according to him) to seek.

Anonymous said...

Draw a circle, with a thirty-mile radius, around this venue and you've just contained 47% of the rednecks in the Southeastern United States.....as well as ALL of those who can sign out of Whitfield for four hours at a time.

Anonymous said...

Who are his friends?

More rednecks?

Get the hell out of here with this crap, Brandon Amp!!

Anonymous said...

Friend gave me free tickets to see Luke Bryan after they changed the dates and she couldn't make it. Don't own any of his music and before that night couldn't name any of his songs if I heard them on the radio. Bottom line, the place was 95% FULL. So the JJ Perpetual Whiners Chorus can bitch and moan all they like but the place is making money.

Anonymous said...

@8:58 comments here remind of all the pathetic complainers always telling Kingfish how to run his business.

Kingfish said...

All country? It might have started out that way a few years ago but that's when the amphitheater was trying to establish itself with the promoters.

This year has seen Harry Connick, Jr., Santana, Foreigner, Earth, When, & Fire, Beach Boys, and ZZ Top appear at the facility.

Now if we could just get some good metal.

Anonymous said...

Therein lies your problem. There is no 'good' metal.

Anonymous said...

11:52 : ZZ TOP doesn't even do a live show anymore. Unless of course they have ghost singers , players.... Who wants to see these played out acts anymore ? Give me some Tremonti or Tyler Childers.

Never Gonna Swim Kern River Again said...

The Day The Music Died is NOT the day it died. It died with Merle and George. There IS nobody left. Nobody.

Today's entertainment might as well be Memorial Stadium filled with Fondrenites playing bagpipes followed by a two hour speech from Sid Salter. And Haley Barbour wearing a G-String parachuting into a painted target at mid-field. After which we can all adjourn to pitchers of Schlitz at Skakey's Pizza Parlor.



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