Saturday, December 4, 2021

Leading by Example

 Good job, JPD!!!


Anonymous said...

Stay classy

Anonymous said...

Damn Ableist Hipsters just doing what they want!

Anonymous said...

Give the officer a break. He had to park his cruiser in Flowood so no one would steal the wheels.

Anonymous said...

I've never met a cop that didn't think they were "special" when looking for parking. Unless you're answering a call, find a legal spot like the rest of us. Was the cop working a shift inside the building? Probably. But that's no excuse to park in a handicapped spot.

Anonymous said...

I think y'all are mistaken: I bet this officer has special needs.

Anonymous said...

Anyone emailed this to JPD Chief, Fire Chief, Mayor, City Council? Anyone?
I will. No wonder the good police leave as soon as they can.

Anonymous said...

Knowing quite a few of these JPD types, just how the fuck did he/she get in and out of the car?

Anonymous said...

A recent report on this sight reported the city invests $100,000.00 to train each new recruit. This is what you end up with?

Anonymous said...

"Special needs momma rant coming"

::rips out eyes::

Anonymous said...

Considering the number of fat ass/morbidly obese cops in MS they are essentially handicapped.

I am a retired LE supervisor from another state.

We had height/weight standards, but with a carrot, not a stick. The incentive was to pass a physical agility test yearly and receive $200/month extra. The test was administered by paramedics from an outside agency to keep it honest.

It was a win/win because in that state cardiac and similar medical conditions are considered job related and retireable.

Anonymous said...

Perception of improper parking

Anonymous said...

I've seen plenty of JPD officers so fat they could not catch a cripple in a foot race.

Anonymous said...

There are a few things in that picture that make me believe this is a hoax. Anyone ever seen a wheelchair ramp on left side of a van, so the handicap zone is usually on the right side of the parking space, not the left. Also, there does not appear to be a handicap sign in front of the car. Not defending the officer, just stating the obvious.

Woodward Bernstein said...

Should be easy to track down who this was. Car tag and time shift personnel registry….if the police really wanted to identify and discipline.

Anonymous said...

Should have gone to customer svc desk and had them announce over PA system:

"Attention JPD Officer in store - someone is cutting your tires!"

Anonymous said...

Someone should have smashed that assholes headlights out. F that pig.

Anonymous said...

2:28, that zone is for the space to the left, meaning the zone is on the right side of the space. There are also handicap spaces with no loading zone for those who don't need them. With no context it is unclear whether the space to the right is a regular or handicap space; either way, the loading zone is not intended for that space. The police car either made it impossible for someone with a ramp to use the space, or blocked someone from getting to their vehicle.

And Don't Axe Me To See My Damned Receipt - You Won't said...

Even more insane are the number of businesses that now designate 'up front spaces' for 'veterans', pregnant women, 'pickup customers' and 'our friends in law enforcement'.

If 'our friends in law enforcement' are on duty, they can park wherever the hell they want to, including a fire lane. If they're NOT on duty, let them hunt a spot just like I do...and I have a placard.

Enough of this WOKE shit and pandering.

Anonymous said...

Guess the side wall was full

Anonymous said...

I watched one run a red light this morning on North State and Briarwood. No lights or sirens. Just cruising.

Anonymous said...

There are a few things in that picture that make me believe this is a hoax.

Right, somebody made it all up because somehow they've nothing better to do but to ding JPD.

Your comment is a joke. Just stating the obvious.

Prime Time said...

So Who said the car was in Flowood or at a department store, etc. sort of looks to me like it’s at a ballgame… maybe SWAC championship game? Or maybe Flowood has placed bleachers and outdoor stadium lights at Dogwood, meh!

Why would anyone expect different here! Lower your expectations of JXN and everything will be better!

Anonymous said...

FYI - This pic was taken at Jackson Prep and that JPD vehicle was photoshopped...

Anonymous said...

The car has a tag and it's suppose to have a car number somewhere on the back.

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