Friday, November 5, 2021

Seals Won't Endorse

 Hinds County Constable Leon Seals announced in Facebook:

From the desk of Hinds County Constable Leon Seals, District 4

I have never been one to uphold controversy or misguided information. With that in mind, I would like to say good luck to Marshand Crisler and Tyree Jones in their bid to become Sheriff of Hinds County. I want to thank all the voters and especially my team. My fire for fighting crime and safety for the citizens of Hinds County will continue to burn as I am committed to continue to serve.    

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience. But where he stands at the time of challenge and controversy.                                                                    MLK, Jr.  

“Godspeed 2024”


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hinds County lost out on a good man here. Hopefully Tyree will have him as his second. Sadly, the Jackson gang who seemingly always vote stupid.......UGHHHH , it doesn't matter. I'll take the high road here.

Anonymous said...

A constable makes a statement. That is really inspirational.

Anonymous said...

I personally don't blame him one bit.I'll be taking the high high road on this one.The two to choose from are very slim in getting my vote.As long as James P.Luke is around and his crew Juan Chapa and Darrell Thornton is there that place will never run smooth.I'm just glad I got out of Hinds County today. The judges,law-enforcement D.A'S office along with the election committee, oh not to mention the Circuit Clerk running his Football sheets go figure. Bye Hinds County

Anonymous said...

so.. where in the state aren’t there shootings? not anywhere in the metro area.. better move to rural MS

Anonymous said...

Lay off of Zach. He’s the best.

Anonymous said...

If he had of won he would’ve expected some of the other candidates to endorse him. Stop being butt hurt.

Anonymous said...

Leon-a class act! Need more like you!

Anonymous said...

Come on Tyree! He would be Vance's choice and he is mine. Agree, 9:14 that Seals would be a great second.

Anonymous said...

Seals having campaign placard just behind the official hinds county constable emblem on his ( expensive) ride….I found it somewhat bothersome that a campaign propaganda statement displayed so close to an emblem documenting the officialness of the vehicle no matter who paid for it…..

Anonymous said...

I’m voting for Marine that ultimately cause Frank Melton to move on!

Anonymous said...

Seals is a good guy. Not in the Jackson "in" crowd politically.

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for Credell Calhoun, because a VOTE for MARSHAND CRISTLER Is a VOTE for Credell..

Anonymous said...

Leon could not run a forty-Minute mile. How the hell do you think he could bust down a club door at 3:00 a.m or pull Bennie out of a Bolton ditch after a fish fry?

Anonymous said...

RIP Lee Vance.

Anonymous said...

Hinds County is trying to be the same disfunctional cess pool Jackson is and they are rapidly approaching it! Leon would have been a great sheriff but the majority of Hinds County just wants trash, corruption, unprofessionalism and law suits. Spooner and Tannehill should receive monetary compensation from Crisler and Jones.

Anonymous said...

6:45
You win today sir!

Anonymous said...

RIP McMillan and every sheriff prior to him.

Anonymous said...

@8:36, way to go, blame the only two white candidates lol. The only people you should blame are the registered voters that didn’t vote!

Anonymous said...

@10:40 u can probably blame some dead folks that voted too.

Jerry Lee Aside.. said...

Spooner should (finally) 'take a seat'.

Anonymous said...

I agree, I’m the past, candidates on they’re first run aren’t successful, even Mcmillin
Lost his first round so I doubt you’ll see Spooner again. Tannehill on the other hand
Has now had three sheriff runs and one mayor run and he will be back lol

Anonymous said...

RIP Lee Vance.

Anonymous said...

@5:05 Tyrone, Victor and Vance all won on their first round. Spooner got played by Keisha Sanders and her group.

Anonymous said...

Marshand is 50 with 40 years of law enforcement experience.



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