Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Implosion

 Remember Tiffany? She might want to be alone after this recent performance. 


The audience tried to sing the song for her but instead of being grateful, the "singer" gave the audience a big Foxtrot Yankee. It's considered bad form to make fun of performers as their skills fade. However, there is an exception for those who treat their fans like dirt. There is also of course, the Motley Crue exception.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really ? This is what you guys are down to now ? TMZ lite.

Anonymous said...

Like the coach in the movie The Water Boy said, DON'T SMOKE CRACK.

Anonymous said...

"It's my hit"

Yeah - tell that to Tommy James and the Shondells, and Ritchie Cordell.

Anonymous said...

Either Vince was having a stroke or indulged his vices a little too much... Tiffany had one song, and nobody cares.

Anonymous said...

I don’t know who this is. Please enlighten me.

Anonymous said...

Damn, didn't think she ever made it years ago. Well, guess she never did by this performance.

Anonymous said...

12:05 : LOL. Tif Tif living the full illusion.

Anonymous said...

From that video it doesn't look like anything has imploded.

Anonymous said...

Never heard of her.

Anonymous said...

They should lip sync with the original recordings. Boston pulled it off when they were in Jackson a few years ago until during a guitar solo the person was spinning his guitar instead of playing it.

Anonymous said...

3.31 : Sure that wasn't ZZ-TOP ? They have been doing the fake for years. Back in the day Winger....when I saw Boston it was legit. No very good anymore but legit.

Anonymous said...

Tiffany (Darwish) was hot in the early 80s as she had a career singing bubble gum pop in malls. (For fans of the TV show How I Met Your Mother, Robin Sparkles was based on Tiffany). A few years after that, while she was still a looker, she did a nude Playboy photo shoot where she was still cute. Of course 40 years of one-hit wonders can take a lot of of you.

Anonymous said...

For those of y'all criticizing her, I'd like to see how well you sing after you drink a fifth of vodka and head on stage.

Anonymous said...

5:06, there should be a mandatory consumption of a fifth of vodka prior to anyone subjected to listening to this.

Anonymous said...

it's the ink from all those tattoos on her arms getting into her bloodstream. If she is going to be a public figure, she needs to keep the pounds off & not drink while working.

Anonymous said...

Back in the day, Tiffany was a cute little ginger.

But I was on team Debbie Gibson.

Tiff had one hit, Deb had two or three.

Tiff played mall food courts, and Deb actually had concert venues for a year or two.

Anonymous said...

" For those of y'all criticizing her, I'd like to see how well you sing after you drink
a fifth of vodka and head on stage".

Keith Richards became very good at such.

Tiffany quit (music legend boot camp) and hung out at the Taco Bell/liquor store for 35 years.

Anonymous said...

All you haters need to stop and consider that Tiffany, besides her mall career (who can ever forget her seminal video, where she's singing 'Alone Now', in Center Court of a mall, somewhere, in front of the Orange Julius, while dancing with an old man whose comb-over is malfunctioning in an unforgettable way - which is what makes the video unforgettable...), costarred in THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE ('Megapython vs Gatoroid').

Thank you for those two videos. Is it just me, or do Tiffany and Motley look alike, now? Come to think of it, Brad Hollibaugh the bodybuilder, and Amber Hollibaugh the feminist author, have grown to look like twins separated at birth. Do I need to start a mission to the once-almost-famous, to save them by preaching Ketogenic foodways, fasting, and temperate living?

Anonymous said...

Tiffany?

Anonymous said...

I don't know how many times I've seen the legal equivalent of this in my law practice. It scares me to think that there are probably medical and engineering versions, also.

Anonymous said...

12:07...As a career operator of a John Deere front-end-loader, I've seen this multiple times in my career as well. Can we meet at Shapleys?



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