Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Arch to Ole Miss?

 This little video popped up on social media a few days ago. Ole Miss fans will enjoy this one.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!! High pitch screaming

Anonymous said...

She's got a mouthful of teeth, for sure. The KDs will grab her right up. But, I doubt the ticket to UMAA success is another legacy QB with his granddaddy in a sky-box wearing a sleeveless sweater. However, the Hottie Tardie crowd will suck this right up.

Anonymous said...

Who fucking cares grow up manchild, sportball is for kids.

Anonymous said...

Wow. You think the dude at 8:59am has a self-confidence issue, maybe?

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure the State of MS can handle another Manning playing football in Oxford. The OM crowd thinks all them Mannings are Jesus Christ come back and won't be able to hold their wad, and the State crowd can't stand the sight of that family. I don't give a shit where Arch goes, but for the sake of our sanity, I hope he goes out of state.

Anonymous said...

Be keerful, 10:32 - The resident psychologist-in-waiting @ 9:53 will label you, for sure. He read a magazine article in the Wally World paperback section.

Anonymous said...

State college folks can be a bit hypocritical about quarterbacks. They get an erection at the mere mention of Dak, and every single one has acquired a #4 Dallas Cowboys jersey.

Anonymous said...

That kid is toying with grown men's emotions and it's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:14

Is that what happens to you when you Stay your 18MPH speed limit ?

Anonymous said...

Wishful thinking now that The Tigers got the “Coach” Arch ain’t leaving that Gumbo, Crawfish, and pretty girls!

Anonymous said...

In the days of NIL, it’s all about the Benjamin’s. Mississippi can’t compete with the larger TV markets.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet the other Manning men are saying, "What the hell are you doing? Get of the hell of that damn internet, and act like a man before you embarrass us all."

Anonymous said...

Moo U fan here, and contrary to 11:24 AM's cute little comment, I wouldn't buy a Dallas Cowboys jersey if Moses told me to. Dak did a lot of great things while at State, but when he signed a deal with the devil (Jerry Jones), my admiration for him faded greatly. I will say that I'm not aware of a slew of young kids named Dak, like ones named Eli.

Anonymous said...

Attn 10:32 FYI Mississippi is in fact”out of state”. He lives in Louisiana.

Anonymous said...

"That kid is toying with grown men's emotions and it's hilarious."

Yeah, uh-huh. That gal is toying with a young man's..."emotions"...and that's what is hilarious. From the look in his eyes, he would have said he was going to drop out of high school and take welding classes at a trade school if he thought it would get him a little extra.

Anonymous said...

@1:21

Was Dak supposed to pull an Eli and refuse to play for the Cowboys? He was happy to be drafted and I believe by the pro team that was his favorite as a kid. However, I wouldn't buy a Cowboys jersey either. I do agree with you about Jerry.

Anonymous said...

This cherub has as much chance of playing Division 1 ball as his uncle who never took a snap. And, yes, 'Big Arch' should take his electronic devices away.

Anonymous said...

5:58PM hallucinated, "...as his uncle who never took a snap."

Would that be the little-known 4th brother, Fredo Manning?

Please, KF, if there is a response, whatever it is, post it. It's gotta be good even if it's terrible.

Anonymous said...

1:09, too late.

Anonymous said...

Ah, the potion of Mississippi football rivalry stirred with a Manning swizzle stick and icy comments.
The Mannings are fine people. The mere mention of the surname causes some State people so much angst.
Not all, just a few. Likely a small percentage but they give MSU a poor example of sportsmanship.
Why can’t they see that?
RMQ

Anonymous said...

7:07 - The one who shows up at Christmas with a regular Christmas gift under $2500. You can fugure it out.

Anonymous said...

Keep 'em coming, 5:56AM. You sound like you spend Christmas with the Manning family. Since you know them all so well, can you tell readers which of Arch's uncles never took a snap?

Anonymous said...

Must be one of Archie’s yard babies. Does 5:58 not know who this kid’s daddy is. His real daddy is Jackie Sherrill.

Anonymous said...

"The Mannings are fine people."

The Mannings, blood and marriage, are people. Each generally comports themselves decently without pretense or other bullshit and have repeatedly shown gratitude for their gifts in many ways. Why should Arch not be allowed to be a teenager? I hope he feels like he is free to go to Tulane, major in business, go on to law or med school (or whatever else), and if HE is interested, plays - PLAYS - a little ball. And for those who forget Cooper, he made a respectable career for himself that didn't happen to include football. Let Arch be Arch.

I won't presume to speak for Eli, Archibald, or Olivia, but I strongly suspect that they and all of the Mannings would be truly proud to see Cooper's suit, button-down, and tie retired right next to his and their father's jerseys at Ole Miss, even if most fans wouldn't understand it. The worrisome thing is that damned few celebrate a university that accomplishes, even excels, at the very purpose for which it allegedly exists - an education. I will say that if such a miracle were to happen, I have no doubt Cooper would be gracious about it all.

Anonymous said...

Cooper never took a snap and shows up at Christmas, hat in hand.

Anonymous said...

OM grad here. Still, I straightup have Manning fatigue. Perhaps it’s because my high school played Drew HS when Archie was there. He was great there and he was great at OM. But, damn, we’re talking 55+ years. It gets annoying.

Anonymous said...

11:07. Such eloquent penmanship, but Cooper is just Cooper Manning. Can you imagine how many superstars are injured before they’re able to show the world, they’re superstars? Anything outside of football for Rchibald’s children, is respectable because of football. Cooper doesn’t deserve his suit to be retired at the school. Ole Miss mostly educates students to be arrogant assholes, who are taught that it is okay to be an arrogant asshole. Cooper is not an asshole and unfortunately has to live in shadows.

Olivia’s family, they’re good people for the most part. Archie is a good guy. Humble. Eli is just a squirt. Peyton is a good Dude. I would want my famous kid to experience a normal life and I would expect Arch to try to be normal, but the media will do all it can to create a headline. I hope he can stay grounded.

Cue Achy Breaky Heart said...

Why can't he just be a teenager? The posed photo is one example of why not. Is he a Mylie Cyrus in the making?

Anonymous said...

1:57pm It's all about the $$$$$ now, not the game or a player's character.



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