Saturday, November 27, 2021

Teen Arrested in Teen Murder

 The Ridgeland Police Department arrested a suspect in the murder of 15 year-old Marcus Hemmingway at an apartment complex on Pine Knoll Drive yesterday. 


Anonymous said...

That is a mighty smug mugshot for a murder suspect.

Anonymous said...

Well, he made his bones. Enjoy the state prison system, as you will be popular.

Anonymous said...

Kids Killing Kids, wie training provided by Grand Theft Auto.

What a shame no one developed a popular X-box game called "Life is Sacred, Do Good to your Fellow Man".

Professionally_Sketchy_Guy said...


All booking sheets should troll the accused this well.

Anonymous said...

12:37 -- Over the last 25 years, the popularity of violent video games has risen rapidly, while murder rates have fallen just as fast. In countries like Japan and South Korea, where violent video games are even more popular than here, murder rates are effectively zero.

Maybe go back to blaming communism on comic books?

Anonymous said...

I suspect that this is the same guy who stalked my 13 year old daughter around Northpark and wouldn’t take no for an answer. If it is the same guy, he called my daughter a racist for objecting to his advances. She called me to pick her up and this punk threatened physical violence against me. I carry concealed and now I suspect he did too.
I am glad to see he won’t be hanging around Northpark.

Anonymous said...

Jackson Jambalaya is cornball heaven.

Harry Palm said...

@1:18 PM - not the comic books, but it is caused by fluoridation in public water supplies and possibly self-abuse.

Anonymous said...

1:42. North park hasn’t been cool for at least 15 years. Please take her elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Nothing to do with video games. I bet the kid doesn't even know who is dad is.

Anonymous said...

1:42. he. did the same to one of my daughters friends when i was doing dad duty following them around. glad he’s done

Anonymous said...

@1:18, suicide rates in Japan and South Korea are higher than the US, people do die by video games or it has caused others deaths, so I’ll just leave that here.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he will trip in jail, hit his stupid head, stop breathing and not cost the taxpayers ….
Where is the link to donate to the family who is preparing to bury their child?

Anonymous said...

They should make the parents or should I say parent of the killer serve time too.

Anonymous said...

@5:35pm - Suicides and murders are completely different things. Nice try on the false equivalency argument though. Just leaving this here.

Anonymous said...

@2:23 PM
Cornball Universe, to be exact.

Anonymous said...

Back in the day my worst behavior as a teen was calling Domino’s Pizza and then telling my parents I needed $20 to pay the driver who was pulling up. Such a more simple time.

My parents thought I was a mess, but they did a great job.

God bless anyone trying to raise kids these days.

Anonymous said...

@5:35 PM - You failed with your STRAW MAN argument, as they always do.

Anonymous said...

1:42 So you drop your daughter off at the mall? You need to wise up and become a responsible parent. These guys troll the mall for 13-year olds!

Anonymous said...

Causal relationships between violent video games and homicides, like pornography and rape, make logical sense, but have not been borne out by research. Ed Meese tried to prove the pornography angle back in the 80s, but really only wound up proving himself to be a political hack and culture-warrior henchman.

Anonymous said...

Suicide in Japan has always been predicated on pride, a sense of failure and shame. That has no relevance to this discussion.

Anonymous said...

Wikipedia is not a good source for the truth and facts. It is opinions submitted by contributors. I know Ed Meese, and in fact have a photo of us together on my wall above me right after having breakfast with him a few years ago.

He is not a political hack nor a culture-warrior henchman. Ed is the real deal and a gentleman. He worked his way up the ladder, starting as a deputy DA in Alameda County, California.

Anonymous said...

Funny how Kingfish will approve comments blaming videos games but not comments that mention the alleged killers diminutive stature.

Anonymous said...

5:08, The facts in that Wikipedia entry are, in fact, facts, and attributed to verifiable sources. Is Wikipedia perfect? No. But facts are facts, unlike your personal opinion of the man.

My point was that Ed Meese, during the fever of the 1980s, tried to prove that pornography was causally-related to rape, and he failed.

My larger point was that entertainment/entertainers, such as they are, are easy scapegoats for the ills of society, but the reality is more complicated than that. The former lends itself to an easy across-the-board fix by a small number of egocentric crusaders, while the latter requires a lot of actual work on an individual basis. Many of the former seem to have have no taste for the latter.


Anonymous said...

11:22 - Let me tell you...I was a farmer who fell off a ladder and ain't got no taste for either.

Spots 1984 Pontiac said...

"Jackson Jambalaya is cornball heaven. November 27, 2021 at 2:23 PM"

Have certain racists started using cornball instead of cracker and honkie? Charming.

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