Saturday, November 13, 2021

Do Not Resist!

 Armed robberies have skyrocketed 75% in Hollywood. However, never fear because the LAPD issued a new set of guidelines for would – be crime victims.

No one advocates crime victims become Rambo during a robbery. However, it is a bit unsettling when the police tell you to place yourself at the mercy of the person assaulting you. This website has reported more than a few cases where robbery victims were murdered no matter what they did during the robbery.


Anonymous said...

You are not the victim; the perps are the victims, so submit, sheeple.

How does one fight back if only the perps are allowed to have guns?

Anonymous said...

Seems like common sense advice that every police department recommends. What am I missing, just that it’s California?

Anonymous said...

That’s it folks new crime fighting advise. Here’s the real safety tip. Wear shabby clothes wherever you go, drive the hoopdee everywhere you go, panhandle out in front of the restaurant after you eat and act absolutely fucking crazy. And no one will follow you home, rob and kill you. Oh and if you see something suspicious, call the cops.

Anonymous said...

This will only get worse.

Our country is in a free fall due to leftist ideologies.

Just ask Megan West. Finally, a reporter with first-hand experience instead of pure leftism.

Anonymous said...

A conservative is a liberal reporter who has been robbed.

Anonymous said...

"Wofford then told Mhoon to take the gun and said "the best witness is a dead witness" and told Mhoon to shoot Mr. Lawson. Mhoon admitted shooting Mr. Lawson once in the head."

Then, Mr Kenwright was shot. Finally, Mrs Lawson. Who needed a second shot for the coup de grace.

Don't be a good witness. Be a good shot.

Anonymous said...

That’s why I carry, profile, and keep an eye on my surroundings, everyone is suspect, I don’t believe in liberal logic.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness we figured out police were the real problem. Now things are swell

Anonymous said...

285 murders this year in LA.

how many in jackson?

i think we need to worry more about crime here in our red state than point a finger at others.

Anonymous said...

Study Col. Jeff Cooper…..

Anonymous said...

@12:20 Most of Jackson's problems can be traced to being a blue city, including a cultural lack of personal responsibility and productivity.

Anonymous said...

NOT SO FAST 12:20.
First of all the State IS Red. But You mentioned Jackson. News flash dummy. Jackson is a City not a State. and Jackson is as BLUE as can be so stop with your made up stats and facts. Jackson sucks and is dangerous because of its gross lack of leadership and the ones posing as leaders are Blue! Try again or better yet ... don't.

Anonymous said...

12:20 PM
What's the Democrat retort? Oh yes, we can worry about multiple things at once.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, make sure to let the robbers kidnap your wife and kids while they're at it.

Anonymous said...

All roads used to lead to Rome.

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