Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Dogwood Shoplifters Arrested

 The Flowood Police Department posted the following message on Facebook. 

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you Flowood PD.

Anonymous said...

Wow.
Absolutely SHOCKING!
Didn’t see that coming.

Anonymous said...

Are these cats from Ridgeland?

Anonymous said...

Saw them being arrested on Lakeland.
Good Job Flowood PD!
Thankfully Rankin County Jury will give them the maximum punishment that they deserve.

Anonymous said...

crimes against capitalism are not real crimes

Anonymous said...

In Flowood Walmart on Sunday, there were Rankin County Sheriff's Deputies searching the aisles for somebody. Cars were camped out along Lakeland the next day and pulled over a Democrackhead with a shopping bag of stuff. That LaMumba% off discount is not effective in Rankin County!

Jackistan Residents All said...

They were probably buying bibles for Sunday School.

He never done nuffin said...

They were just picking up a few things for granny while en route to church.

Anonymous said...

Just stay out of Rankin County and everything will be alright.

You ain't welcome north of Ridgeland either.

Anonymous said...

4:02, stealing is, in fact, a crime. No matter how you try to justify taking something that isn’t yours, it’s still a crime. Thankfully, in Rankin County it will be prosecuted.

Anonymous said...

I think we safely assume they were not stealing pick combs, a nice looking hat, or anything else that might make them look respectable.

Anonymous said...

5:05 - Notice that smell? It's the smell of sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

Rankin Co justice is gonna hammer that a$$ like Hinds Co should

Mad Money said...

Certainly not a biblical scholar but isn’t there a passage somewhere that says something like if your eye causes you to stumble…pluck it out? I believe in some cultures if your caught thieving they chop your hand off….Makes logical sense to me.

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows knows the most prolific shoplifters are young white females, just ask any lost prevention manager.

Anonymous said...

10:05 - They're paid to wander around the store, but they're NOT 'lost'.

In the midst of being anxious to post an untruth, you used the same word twice and then meant to use the word 'loss'.

Anonymous said...

@10:05 Normally, Yes, but Jacktown and surrounding areas not so much.

Damn thieves said...

Guaranteed that they weren't stealing work boots, work gloves, safety glasses, resume writing kits, ties, nor bibles.

Anonymous said...

Wrong is wrong and I don't defend anyone because their skin tone is similar to mine...so by all means, prosecute those young white females too!

See how that works, 10:05?

Anonymous said...

@8:00 AM - you left out contraceptives and an English grammar book on your list

From the Nation of Jackistan said...

Jackson residents all.

Anonymous said...

I have worked at several stores over the years, 10:05 is correct, in most cases the parents buy their way out of it, by paying for the stolen merchandise and a ban from the store. No one wants to spend time in court testifying in these cases.

Anonymous said...

You lot are incredulous. Why is everything race based in the comments? The thieves need to be hammered to the wall, all of them.

Anonymous said...

The constant racial innuendos and remarks, by both whites and blacks, are as nauseating as they are uncalled for. Grow the f**k up and focus your energy on something constructive/positive.

Anonymous said...

Some of you folks act as if Rankin county doesn't have shoplifters. Granted, these good boys weren't doin nuffin and all that but geeez......at least be realistic. The little neighbor girl can't afford those Nike's she's wearing. No one round here can.


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