Monday, November 8, 2021

In The Hot Seat

 The folks at Mississippi State are going to appreciate the latest sketch from SEC Shorts.


Anonymous said...

"Recruiting during the season? Is that what you guys are doing?"

THat's pretty good. And so Mullenesque.

Anonymous said...

They are made for each other. Let's Go Mullen.

Anonymous said...

I commend Leach for calling out the "young Braxton(s) kickers". Maybe Leach should give them a "special participation trophy for "trying"." I would love to see some 45 year old dude come in that had one year of college eligibility left.

Anonymous said...

I subscribe to the SEC Shorts YouTube channel, and it’s extremely rare that this troupe disappoints. This is another great one.

Having watched all of them multiple times, the straw that stirs the drink in all of them are the facial expressions of the lead actor. He can convey so much without even speaking. The bit a couple weeks back about the UT inspector is a prime example.

Another indicator of greatness: they do WORK on Sundays. They find the best/funniest story angle from Saturday’s league games and flat-out get it ready for Monday mornings.

Anonymous said...

This State fan only sees the humor in the skit. Mullen has been gone long enough and we have moved on. Now it seems our new coach is just as kicker dumb as Mullen was. Dude has a two soccer teams and a world of soccer film to find a decent kicker. Plenty of latino soccer kids out there who would love a free ride to kick an egg. Hell, let a girl do it.

Anonymous said...

I agree, @12:12 PM. There's absolutely no excuse for a college football coach at any level to not have a consistent kicker.

Anonymous said...

Screw Mullen, Grantham, and Heavesey. Their arrogance got them where they are today. I hope Megan has click list downloaded or else she'll have to drive to Orlando to escape the mob's at Publix in Gainesville.

Anonymous said...

Mullen, although gone, left a searing memory that can never go away. He was the king of poor clock management. I can think, off top of my head, of at least six games he just pissed away by farting around, failing to get special teams on the field, causing penalties in the final ten seconds, standing around with his thumb up his ass and, generally, appearing to be a toad of a first year coach. And I'm a fifty year MSU fan.

Injured kickers, if that's the problem, isn't on Leach.

Meanwhile, the TSUN loyal continue to have Freeze-Orgasms after seeing him again in person two days ago.

Coach O for the win with his sideline gymnastics following the successful fake punt! The man has swamp-alligator balls.

Anonymous said...

ATTENTION MISS St. Nettleton, MS: kicker in Nettleton, MS. Jackson Cheek, ranked 2nd in his class in the nation at the Ray Guy kicking camp. Will be representing North Mississippi in the North/South All Star game Dec. 18. Maybe you can get him before he leaves the state. Or is that too easy? 🤷‍♂️

Anonymous said...

2:32 - State, unlike UMAA, just can't afford the price for a kicker with those credentials. That boy is headed to the northeast.

Anonymous said...

11:18 Your comment/agreement with Leach is as stupid as Leach calling those young men out. You don't call out players in public in any sport at any level. If he wants to do that in the locker room fine but what do you accomplish by doing it in public?
Nothing good can come of it. Makes him look ridiculous and weak. Looks bad on the university they have a head coach in the SEC earning millions of dollars who uses players as a shield. I assure you every player on that team looks at him differently today. So do recruits. No recruit with options wants to play for a coach that won't have their back. If he loses that locker room State won't beat your neighborhood pee-wee team.
With that said it's not surprising. That's why he fits so well in Starkville

Anonymous said...

6:55 - Would you like him better if he had a pocket-phone and hooker list?

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah. You wouldn't?

Anonymous said...

Pocket phones, hooker lists and fuck-books under mattresses are for teenagers. The Lane-Train is about to join the Freeze-Train in the OM reject ditch. You saw it here first. One more year and some fat boy from Ohio will be on the plane with Archie.

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