Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Sheriff Tyree Jones

 Tyree Jones administered an old-fashioned butt-whupping to Marshand Crisler at the ballot box tonight in the race for Hinds County Sheriff.

Mr. Jones beat the interim Sheriff 60% – 40% with 98% of the vote counted. The margin was 4,929 votes.  

Mr. Jones will become Sheriff Jones in a few days.  He is going to jump from the frying pan........


 

 

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

I’ve told him to stay away from your ass.

Anonymous said...

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

Anonymous said...

Screw Polo. Total idiot.

Uh oh as Lee Corso would have said...

"Not so fast my friend!" The election results must still be certified by the Hinds County Board of Supervisors. Credell's revenge? Stay tuned David L. Archie fans!

MeNot KNOWNas said...

Is there hope after all for Hinds County electorate?

Anonymous said...

Woohoo!

Anonymous said...

Good.

Anonymous said...

The winner is at least capable of redemption.

Anonymous said...

Lisa Ross and the 911 dispatcher will be very busy these next two years.

Anonymous said...

Not so fast my friend at 10:29.

Elections are certified by the Election Commission, not by the Board of Supervisors. Even if 10# Kenny Wayne thinks he is in charge of everything in the county, he's not. Sups have nuttin to do with the process.

Anonymous said...

Just stumbled across this at 2:50 a.m., coming in from night job. Unbelievable. I don't know much about Sheriff Jones at all, but am pleased to see that 'the regime' was unable to get Crisler in. Why did the electorate NOT do this with the recent mayoral contest?

Anonymous said...

@2:53

The big difference is that this election was for ALL of Hinds county. Not just Jackson proper. Different voters completely in the two elections.

Anonymous said...

2:53....the main reason is that the city is in such horrible shape due to the last 4 years, that no one of substance ran or wanted the job of Mayor. And 10:23, this POLO ex-con is a loudmouth nobody trying to achieve relevance by being a "threatening" shitass. He is a clown.

Anonymous said...

5:37 nailed it. Jackson voters probably didn't bother. There's so many political signs in Jackson that nobody knows when there is really an election. They never take them down.

Anonymous said...

byram, clinton, raymond, terry and the rest of the rural part of the county likely went against the “mayor for life’s” candidate

Anonymous said...

what's Marshand going to do with all the shirts he had
made that said "sheriff"

Anonymous said...

@ 7:42 AM - Take them back to the printer and have "Jones" added.

Anonymous said...

It will be smooth sailing from his first day in office. That's because in Marshand's short time in office he was able to effectively fix all of the problems and challenges in the department, including the Raymond Jail.

I also have a bridge for sale.

Now poor Marshand will have to pull some more political strings to find some other do-nothing appointment. Maybe assistant dog catcher? Pot hole filler? Hand out blankets to the homeless? Chowke's driver?

Kingfish said...

Shirts?

Anonymous said...

Crisler won five (5) total precincts out of 108; 3 of the 5 in Jackson; 1 (in Jackson) of the 5 with six (6) total votes cast.

Crisler and Jones tied in one (1) Utica precinct and Crisler carried the other Utica precinct. So he's still popular in Utica.

Crisler was thoroughly trounced in white Jackson and wealthy black NW Jackson.

Credell Calhoun is a joke.

The Emperor Mayor has absolutely NO INFLUENCE remaining in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I am shocked, because it was "his turn." Even when the "fix is in" the cemetery ballots don't carry the day.

Anonymous said...

Who is making book on the over/under for how long until Antard pays off Marshand Crisler with a new 'consulting' contract?

Anonymous said...

Crisler can replace KWJ ! lol

Anonymous said...

We voted Crisler the first time. After learning that The Right Reverend Pickett was his campaign manager, we switched to Jones. Sorry Marchand but Rev. Pickett is bad news after that trash collection fiasco and his conduct at the town hall meeting.

Anonymous said...

@8:38 AM - If you voted for Marshand then you likely voted for Chowke, twice. Bless your heart.

Anonymous said...

Any bets that Marshand will keep his badge and ID, and any county issued safety equipment, and get away with it?

Anonymous said...

Congrats to Sheriff Elect Jones. Good job and well done.

So it seems that the non-Jackson parts of Hinds County have some sense after all.
I hope this is a preview of what's to come when Mr. Lumumba runs for Bennie's seat, once the existing potentate decides to retire and become a lobbyist. They will say "but he [Lumumba] was the Mayor of Jackson." Failing to mention that everything he touched turned to crap. "He was Mayor of Jackson" as if that is some kind of great achievement.

You know Crisler will get a no-show consulting job.
Hey whatever happened to convicted felon and former City Councilman Louie Armstrong?

Anonymous said...

Now on to finding out where the hundreds of thousands for Crislers campaign came from.

Anonymous said...

Jones can lock all of his skeletons in the Raymond jail now for the next two years. They will be safe there for sure…

Anonymous said...

Marshand and his "slightly used" shirts. Coming soon to a thrift store near you.

:https://jacksonadvocateonline.com/interim-hinds-county-sheriff-crisler-talks-first-days-in-office-and-new-covid-protocols-in-the-jails/

Anonymous said...

@2:53 - because there was not a viable alternative in the Mayor's race. The choices presented (crazy Charlotte be better? The young black kid running as a Republican in 80% black Jackson?) If anyeone legitimate had challenged the yakalot free the nation socialist he would have been soundly defeated once the water failure occurred three weeks too late. But the first requirement is to have a viable candidate opponent.

Anonymous said...

He’s free to return to his card game and cigars.

Anonymous said...

If the "Reverend" Pickett is an axample of a good Christian, I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Anonymous said...

Hey 5:37 AM - check your facts next time after you wake up and before you type. Of the 108 precincts, 80 of them are Jackson voters. Jones carried 79 of them. So, the Jackson voters AND those that are not in Jackson all particiated in this decision.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Tyree, let one of the first things you do is get rid of Pete “STEWY” Luke and crew. They will no longer have that 5 o’clock meeting in his office. Along with Mike Wroten Darrell Thornton and the want to be Agent Juan Chapa. You can google Juan Chapa Montgomery Texas Constable, it will tell you all about him. He’s also a member of A Badge Disgraced. Once you get rid of them you’ll have my Vote forever. We will get them next time Pete Lol 😂

Anonymous said...

I still don't know who the fark Pete Luke is or why he's relevant? At least we can stop posting about Spooner!

Anonymous said...

I believe there were 17,000 total votes.

Anonymous said...

Temporary (interim) flashback (courtesy of Jackson Free Press article):

"Crisler says he’s only looking to augment what JPD is doing and assist where needed. Why? Because that’s protocol, he said."

What a bonehead comment...Even for this guy.

Anonymous said...

RIP Lee Vance.

Anonymous said...

@4:31, yet you continue to bring his name up lol


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