Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Get Out and Vote Today

There is an election today in Hinds County to replace the late Sheriff Lee Vance. Who will it be? The veteran lawman Tyree Jones or the political puppet Marshand Crisler? Or to put it another way, Lee Vance's right hand versus Credell's footstool. However the footstool may win since the same people that brought you defunded police and 130 murders a year our support in him.  Consider this post to be an open thread for the election. 

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

The fix is already in. Even some of the news media is in on it. Online poll had 62 % Tyree yet the morning news claimed 51 % Crisler. And it was their own poll !!!! Nary a soul downtown yet somehow the city fools will all vote Crisler. Fingers crossed that i'm wrong and I will say NO ONE anyone knows is voting for Crisler.

Anonymous said...

It's a dead end thankless job. Even if the guy works his ass off, the supervisors will make the job worse by the day. This board deserves Marshand and he deserves them. Jones would be the better choice.

Vote Early and Vote Often said...

Join the thousands of resident cemetery dems who are voting today.

Anonymous said...

There were 5 poll workers sitting around doing nothing at my polling place this morning. I was the only voter in sight. When I asked why so many poll workers were needed, one said they were there to do their jobs. When I asked what his job was, he said, "To be here." What a corrupt & incompetent fraud the Hinds County Election Commission is.

Anonymous said...

Well, you gotta have at least three at each polling place to segregate the duties. The real problem is so many precincts so close to each other.

Anonymous said...

Seems that all those 30,000 voters last time realize the fix is in. Leon was robbed and now Tyree.

Anonymous said...

We just need to go the Big Six Wheel type of elections. Much cheaper than having folks around for 12 hrs and outcome is about the same.

Anonymous said...

A vote for Marshand is a vote for Credell. If Crisler wins, he goes from being fired as a deputy to being hired as the sheriff.

Anonymous said...

If all
The negative ppl on here would just go ahead and kill themselves that’d be great

Anonymous said...

5:44 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world.

Anonymous said...

Crisler is a puppet for Credell, he did nothing as a city councilman or that buddy hire as public safety commissioner. The man is a drunk and everyone but the voters know it. Tony shielded him from punishment when he wrecked a city vehicle drunk.

Anonymous said...

Turnout prediction?

Anonymous said...

Jones has won and won big. Looks like he won by around 18% points. Message delivered to the puppet masters downtown!

Anonymous said...

I voted for Tyree. I'm not going to lie... my candidate didn't make the runoff and I had mixed feelings about who to support...until I saw the poker game photos on this site.

That sealed it. If Crisler has buddied up with the Worst.Mayor.Ever and his corruption cronies - he's not my candidate.

That being said, I live in Jackson and I know how this works. The few suckers, I mean folks like me who are still paying the bills are vastly outnumbered by those on the take. My candidate never wins, yet I keep voting and hoping.

At some point I'm sure I'll pack up and move just like the rest of you, but I've never been a quitter.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Marshand is getting his ass handed to him in this election.

I dont live in Hinds but I'm damn glad a true career lawman is going to win this election.

Tyree Jones for the Win said...

Tyree Jones for the win.

Anonymous said...

At least Marshand won't be able to claim that Tyree has some of that "white privilege."

Anonymous said...

Well at 9:30 WLBT calling it for Jones........unless a large number of uncounted votes are discovered in a Popeye's bathroom!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jones elected Sheriff.

Anonymous said...

Am glad I voted for Jones , the trip to Memphis with our county vehicle and that card game on this post sealed my vote. Glad to have influenced a lot of others who asked for my opinion . Frankly , like Memphis , we need a white Mayor to our rescue .

Anonymous said...

Guess it just wasn't in the cards for Crisler. Or was it?

Anonymous said...

Glad I was wrong

PittPanther said...

9:55pm, having a white mayor didn't save Young Dolph...

Anonymous said...

Three poll 'workers' per precinct as required by statute. Two extra for donut duty.

Theca Jones of the Roguish Gent Podcast said...

I am happy.



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