Sunday, June 13, 2021


 Check out this text exchange that took place right before the Jackson general municipal election.  


Anonymous said...

When you outsource everything to communist countries.....

Anonymous said...

No surprises here. Dumb as a stump and unable or unwilling to learn even when you do teach them.

Anonymous said...

I'll gladly vote for Chowe Lumumba. He has to be a better mayor than Chokwe Lumumba.

Anonymous said...

Pure comedy.
How does whoever not know how to spell the name of the candidate he or she campaigns for?

Anonymous said...

It's in the best interest of our community to not be murdered. What is Chowe doing about that.

Anonymous said...

Not a good look...

Anonymous said...

Poor thing! And Leftist elitists love looking down their noses at Republican voters and calling them dumb?

Al Sharpton’s so bad he’s mocked on leftist SNL, can’t spell R-E-S-P-E-C-T, but was given a television show on Microsoft/NBC (MSNBC).

Then we wonder how voters can fall for the scam/lie that defunding and abolishing the police (due to a minority of bad apple cops) will make life better for poor people and their children living in high crime areas; even with the stray bullets from thugs that are regularly killing innocent children.

Extremely Sad.

Anonymous said...

It didn’t matter much. Chowe won anyway. Pitiful!

Anonymous said...

Wow, everyone knows that it is spelled C-H-O-W-K-E

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! Dude still got it wrong. He don’t know! :))

Round da bowl said...

Chuckway had 4 years to fix murder, crime, potholes and water. And they only got worse.

Bridge This Gap said...

Projection @ rate = 139 YE

Anonymous said...

This person is most likely a JPS “graduate “ whose talents would be perfect preparation for a career at any one of our local TV stations.

Anonymous said...

"We hear you on that. As soon as we learn to spell our own name, Chowe will tackle the murder issue right after all potholes are filled."

Anonymous said...

Chowe is a blessing for Madison Oxford Biloxi etc...
now that remote work is catching fire folks that work in Jackson won’t work or live in Jackson. Even state workers. Lots of state agencies are still allowing folks to work from home. Save rent dollars, gas, travel time and your life!

Rick Parry said...

You hate to see it anytime.

Anonymous said...

so with the construction on I20, i exited on ellis and went south to raymond road. haven’t been on that stretch of road in 10 years. unbelievable! it reminds me of cities you land in when taking a mission trip. third world. when you are numb to the extent of the problems it’s easy to vote more of the same. too bad the state doesn’t have the fortitude to take control of the city of jackson and attempt to at least bring it back to how it was 20 years ago.

it’s the seat of government in mississippi. and that’s not going to change. so the state has to intervene. all of us have to understand that even if we don’t live IN jackson, the entire state is influenced BY jackson.

Tate Reeves-Help the City! Appoint a manager! Find out whose pockets have been lined while the city has fallen apart!

do your job

Anonymous said...

AI has a long way to go.

Anonymous said...

There is no vote FOR Lumumba. It is merely a call for votes AGAINST the old white power structure which the Jackson masses perceive as an omni-present threat. Ironically those whites have lost interest in Jackson even if groups like BLM and Black Votes Matter and local Democrats keep stirring the pot. The few voters who did bother to vote this time merely think Antar is the most obnoxious to the enemy. Even they know he cannot save Jackson. But he does piss off the surrounding communities who are doing well. Revenge vote? It's a sad state of affairs.

Actually it's not much different than our presidential election.

Ben Franklin said...

We old folk have a saying for that 9:50, "they have cut their nose off to spite their face".

Anonymous said...

slow news day?

Anonymous said...

I don't know any state agency working from home.

Tate made them all come back to the offices 2 months ago.

Anonymous said...

I don’t know any state agency that works period

Anonymous said...

"There is no vote FOR Lumumba. It is merely a call for votes AGAINST the old white power structure which the Jackson masses perceive as an omni-present threat. Ironically those whites have lost interest in Jackson even if groups like BLM and Black Votes Matter and local Democrats keep stirring the pot ..."

That's the best analysis I've read.

Most of the low information/ignorant Jackson voters believe those

But ... it really is pitiful to watch a Jacksonian that has to drive into Madison, just to use a public toilet at the Highway 51 Kroger.

But I can't blame em'.

Madison & Rankin at least have running water.

And while the smell is at times suspect, it does not have the same aroma of "Jackson Boo Boo".

Anonymous said...

I can’t name the last time Jackson Mississippi had a Mayor who enacted plans which decreased crime and brought prosperity to the city. To blame Chokwe for being unable to accomplish what hardly ANY of his predecessors failed to accomplish would be like blaming one egg in the carton while overlooking the other eleven eggs.

Maybe the problems of Jackson are bigger than the Mayor?

I’m not sure why everyone is shocked that he overwhelmingly won re-election. Look at the other candidates. Jackson Mississippi can’t even produce a sound mayoral candidate besides Chokwe Lumumba.

Anonymous said...

Good LORD was Chowkey flapping his gums yesterday. Right?

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