Tuesday, June 15, 2021

Of Course, It's Georgia

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder if they will make one about Ole Miss' baseball season. You have 2020 they are 16-1 and covid hit and they self declared themselves baseball nation champions. They come out pre season #1, have a fancy meme they posted EVERYWHERE about losing to dirty mike and the boys(a coach they would love to see fired but will probably get a contract extension for making it to a super regional) going fairly deep in the SEC tourney, then losing the super regional and are now 1-21 going to Omaha. That's taking the pepper spray to hope.

Anonymous said...

It was all true and couldn't happen to a better craphole school !! Hail State.

Anonymous said...

I just hope Kirby Smart will stop letting his wife cut his hair.

Anonymous said...

You boys are sad. Just earned a trip to Omaha but can’t enjoy it for complaining about the school up the road. Little brother indeed.

Anonymous said...

Will LSU actually hire Bianco?

Kingfish said...

Hope not

Anonymous said...

If it weren't for jokers like Ole Miss, Georgia, and Texas M&M's pissin' away everything there would be no order in the universe. We have order.

RolllllllTide

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, I am the one that commented a few weeks ago about Bianco to LSU and you said no way. I hear O'Sullivan turned it down, and the retired Oregon coach has been contacted but my sources in Red Stick are saying Bianco is on campus and it's his to turn down. He's a good coach, but sometimes you just need a change in scenery. Sometimes, it's not just the coach. Hell MS State has been to 5 supers, 3 CWS in the last 5 years with 4 different coaches.

Anonymous said...

3:03, just stating the obvious. And it's just another trip to Omaha, another day in the middle of June for Bulldawg fans. Y'all mf'ers gloat around all year and talk shit. The minute a bulldog says anything negative about TSUN, you pull all this little brother crap. Believe me when we collectively say go **** yourself. I'll make another prediction, Bianco, if hired, will do good things in LSU. He will make multiple trips to Omaha in his less than 20 years he is there.

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine why they would hire him. 1 trip to Omaha in 20+ years ain't gonna cut it for the Tigers.

Kingfish said...

Apparently the good ole boys are in charge of this one.

Guess we learned nothing from Skip and his camp money crap.

Anonymous said...

Amen 3:42!! As a State fan, I have NEVER in any way felt inferior to my OM brethren. Yes, OM has been more successful in football, but so what. Does really even fuckin' matter?!?! I'll take State's superiority in baseball any day, so hey, we're even as far as I'm concerned. I also agree with your predicted success of Bianco at LSU if he is hired. He's obviously a good coach but just couldn't get over the hump at OM.

Anonymous said...

What is this baseball you speak of?

Anonymous said...

I was pulling for both teams to go to Omaha. It is amazing the talent and support of the players and fans of this State. I am an alumnus of Ole Miss but will now be pulling for the Bulldogs. I know they will represent the State Well.

Anonymous said...

Second tier sport….to women’s golf!!

Natty baby!

Anonymous said...

7:13 it’s not just Ole Miss, Miss State, we also have great baseball teams at USM, Jackson State had a hell of a year, Delta State also has a rich baseball history, MS Valley usually fields a good program, GCCC had a juco natty a few years ago in football as well. For our state’s population we have some very talented student athletic programs.

Anonymous said...

Typical. State fans are more consumed with Ole Miss losing a coach than their own teams success. Some things never change.

Little brother (cousin) forever and always.



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