Monday, June 21, 2021

Mensa Alert!

Joe Rogan had none other than smart guy Neil Degrasse Tyson on his show recently. They talked about all sorts of groovy things for several hours.  Light up the Fuentes and enjoy.



Anonymous said...

NDT is so boooooooooring!
NDT is for people who watched “The Big Bang Theory” and drink Soylent.

Anonymous said...

Joe Rogan moving to spotify was a huge mistake. I still exclusively watch him on youtube even though it's not full episodes anymore (and I have a premium spotify account).

The comments are like 60% of the enjoyment

Kingfish said...

I finally gave his spotify show a try this weekend. The ads are front-loaded so after three minutes or so, the show starts. No more ads. I can live with it.

Joe Rogan - whodat said...

Ive got a lot better ways to use my Fuenta time than to listen to Joe Rogan.

Thanks for the suggestion KF - I did light up a good stogie (not a Fuenta, but who's counting) - but I counted the fireflies in my yard instead. And after I got through with that, decided that I would contemplate my belly button. Both were lots better uses of my time than your suggestion of what to do after lighting. (And, BTW, you left of the part of pouring a nice glass of single malt into a glass. But I did that as well without needing the prompt.)

Justice for Mensa said...

Always been a fan of Joe Rogan. He is legit

Anonymous said...

One can only hope to be as smart as Tyson thinks he is.

Anonymous said...

Joe Rogan….a trolls troll….

The biggest Bernie Bro….ooops Trump sucking bigot around.

He’s a great showman for sure….with $100,000,000 in his pocket laughing all the way to the murderous trump insurrection ….where he seemed to have bailed out on the Q loving fetal blood sucking hall monitoring crowd… is that Italian satellite conspiracy playing these days? That didn’t get much airtime…yet….but wait! There’s more! We have a fake audit in Arizona where they are looking for Chinese paper in the ballots…..

Trollywood……it’s all a sham

Macy Hanson said...

@8:29. What did you light up, then? The Kingfish should add a cigar column, since he's running the wine guy now. I'm enjoying an Joya AntaƱo Gran Reserva. Good value, if you've never tried it.

Anonymous said...

NDT knows his stuff. I loved the episode where he dropped the hammer on all this "Nikola Tesla isn't appreciated" BS that Redditors and TED Talk watchers whine about. I Tyson is well grounded, although he certainly revels in his celebrity.

He'll never be as bad a Stephen Hawking was in his last few years. Talk about believing your own press! When he started talking about evil aliens and AI talking over it sounded like he was using the script of the Terminator to make his "scientific" predictions. Then he started commenting on One Direction and other pop cultural nonsense it was unbearable.

I'll take Tyson over that any day.

Anonymous said...

8:49 well seem we know where your low IQ votes go.......

You belittle Trump, that's nothing to all the cities the DIM-O-KRATS have destroyed and run into bankruptcy, but then think of all the free publicity
DIM-O-KRATS get on the 7 AM and 6 & 10 PM news every night on their inadequacies in city governments ( Does not answering 911 lines ring a bell) just as a start...

Please, California is looking for more idiots to fund their water well drilling. Sure your name is on that list somewhere. Seems like that would put you in a utopia you so desire.

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