Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Live from Downtown!

 If it's action you want, Monday nights in downtown Jackson are the place to be.  Exhibit A: North State Street by the Hookah Bar, courtesy of our man on the street, Karterpound.


26 comments:

Anonymous said...

On a Monday night? Do they not have anywhere to be the next morning?? Oh, nevermind. Ten or twelve so years ago when I frequented late night establishments in downtown JXN, I never once participated in activity like this. Had a few drinks with friends and went home. Hmmm...

Anonymous said...

Sad, where is Security or the Police?

Anonymous said...

At least they are duking it out and not whipping out Glocks.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Anonymous said...

Alcohol and bar fights are not region specific

Anonymous said...

All those swings, and not a single punch lands.

Terrible.

Anonymous said...

Liz brister… if you want to help downtown this needs to be your first goal to shut this place down. Pumping loud music until 2 am and fights in parking lots.

Anonymous said...

They both look so zesty and neither appear to be particularly good fighters.
Also, that is a HUGE sow!

Kingfish said...

All she can do is lobby the city to do something, or rather, the Mayor. A Mayor who loves to go clubbin'. Wouldn't shut down the Daquiri Bar despite multiple shootings and a homicide.

Anonymous said...

Are gals like that popular in that crowd?

Anonymous said...

The influencers and creators at work making serious bank!

They are the shining future of our economy.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh the local Yonderlust is real!

Anonymous said...

Atleast the sloppy titties stayed in their clothes this time unlike the video from a couple of days ago

Anonymous said...

Why not lobby the State? Isn't this exactly when the Capitol Police are supposed to intervene? What good is the CID?

Professionally_Sketchy_Guy said...

Between the hookah bar and the food truck that likes to hang out on the side of the street there at night, that block specifically has been a pretty obnoxious place for a while now.

Anonymous said...

where is the Hooka bar ?

Anonymous said...

Look at the hams on those legs.

Anonymous said...

As a structural engineer, it is my professional opinion that the seams in some of the clothing in that video seems to be under great tensile stress and in imminent danger of failing.

Anonymous said...

"As a structural engineer, it is my professional opinion that the seams in some of the clothing in that video seems to be under great tensile stress and in imminent danger of failing. " Oh, they are stress-testing their clothes alright...

Anonymous said...

I don't think that they followed the Ten Commandments.

Anonymous said...

Potential bouncers at the M Bar.

Anonymous said...

The one heifer's nickname is Tons of Fun.

Anonymous said...

5:57, is there worse stress than "tensile stress?"

Anonymous said...

@4:30 - Capital Police arent empowered to enforce local ordinances; they are in place and authorized to deal with the serious shit that goes on in Jackson, and there is plenty enough of that to keep them busy.

Question to those that know: is this the same bunch of bitches that were featured in last week's video? Granted, there was only one loose titty in this fight so it was hard to identify all of the players and those with the hamhock legs all looked alike, especially from the mostly rear end shots featured.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a Jackson Mayor Debate. Just democrats being democrats. Antar destroyed Jackson and the candidates blaming John Horhn.

Anonymous said...

Most bars close at midnight. It may well be a city ordinance and not just apply to Fondren and Northeast Jackson.
These people are outside and unless someone calls the police, the police have no reason to show up.
I would hope there are some "nuisance" laws on the books so the bar could be shut down.
I'm surprised the citizens of the state of " open carry makes me look macho" had any problem with people having guns at a bar. What could go wrong?
Frankly, it's not as frightening to me as the "cowboy" who likes to show up at Starbucks in nice areas with guns on his skinny hips and nearly falling off his flat behind. I think he enjoys scaring the children whose parents stop to get coffee. They are right to be scared as he is obviously NUTS!

Anonymous said...

This was on a Monday night and it proves what was said at a Catfish processing plant in Itta Bena in 2020. The plant manager told me they had to rework their scheduling to three ten hour days with a limited staff on Fridays because they could not get anyone to show up to work the process lines on Mondays or Fridays. The only people that showed up on Friday were maintenance people repairing equipment that was broken on the three workdays. Remember, Itta Bena is in the Delta and it’s just a known fact of life you go to the “joint” or “club” from Friday night to Sunday night but now they are going into Monday night. It’s changing in jackson too but, there needs to be laws to prohibit big girls from wearing shorts. That girl in the white shorts was just….hmmm…I’ll stop here.



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