Wednesday, March 1, 2023

Idiot of the Day

Biting a cop is never a good idea, right?

 

34 comments:

Unentitled Millennial said...

Raising the race card when you are a DUI driver is a get-out-of-jail-free card, right? Nope.

Anonymous said...

What an absolute f***ing worthless human being.

Anonymous said...

3. I don't have a driver license. I have a state ID. But I can't find my state ID.

2. My phone said you can't pull me over for no tail lights.

1. You're a white male so I'm scared.

That sure fell apart quickly.

Anonymous said...

1:32 PM

"My phone also told me to bite you."

Anonymous said...

That is a lot different than what the crazy police auditor cowboys like to post.

Anonymous said...

As a lawyer I always tell people you do not argue with LEO on the scene, you cooperate and say sir or ma’am. You can have your day in court, but court isn’t the side of the road/street. Of course, she did worse than just argue.

This younger generation thinks no one before them has encountered the BS they spew. Side of the street BS gets street consequences. Hope she learned something.

Anonymous said...

Entitled, Racist, Generation Z Snowflake. The future of America. God help us.

Anonymous said...

2:40 - You're the same guy who charges 13,000 to show up in court and look for a loophole in the testing procedure? Not a bad livin'.

Anonymous said...

The one time I bit a police officer was when she whispered in my ear, "Bite me, sugar."

Anonymous said...

Parental failure 101.

Anonymous said...

4:34 is right.

But I'd wager the parents will be proud of her.
Parents who teach respect and decency dont end up with this product.

Anonymous said...

Wait wait wait wait wait… I gotta eat supper and when I’m finished I will sit down with some damn good BOURBON (notice I capitalize that!) and watch this! This has GOT to be good because I can’t stand watching American Pickers tonight!

Anonymous said...

3:20, definitely not that guy. Clearly I’m in the wrong area of the law if folks around these parts are paying those fees for that kind of representation. Sounds like that guy is a walking lawyer joke, though. Lol. Thanks for sharing.

Anonymous said...

Sounds California chicana. Donde esta this video?

Anonymous said...

@3:23 may be the best post in the history of JJ! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Unknown said...

It’s absolutely true, YOU CAN’ fix STUPID!!

Anonymous said...

You know, cops can choose. He chose to not let her go with a warning. He chose to harass her because she wasn't white. He chose to be a racist shithead.

Anonymous said...

She is a racist. But anyone who calls her a racist will be labeled a racist.

Anonymous said...

The sad and scary thing about this is despite all the lies, venom and stupidity she spewed, she is actually an educated person. Look at what our educational system produces these days.

Anonymous said...

She reminded me of Forrest Gump telling President LBJ:

"I gotta pee"

Anonymous said...

She is kind of hot once you get past the rough edges.

Anonymous said...

I absolutely do not understand why anyone would want to be a police officer today.
Having to put up with that is beyond my self-control.

What happened to her after she went to court?

Anonymous said...

7:50, No way he could let her drive off with no driver license, smelling of alcohol, and no tail lights. The cop was doing his job.

On a different note, I have to believe she was raised better than the way she acted.

Anonymous said...

He's a racist? He knew she was intoxicated and waited patiently for her to say so. There was a black female police officer standing right there to (without speaking) ensure the rights of the little-girl were not violated.

Usually, on the TV shows, the PoPo rolls out all the back-seat boys and requires them to sit on the curb. He was kind enough to not interrupt their stoned slumber.

Anonymous said...

7:50, when a driver reeks of alcohol and then registers a 0.103, a warning is pretty much off the table as an option.

Anonymous said...

@7:50. He has a body cam. She blew over the limit. He HAD to detain her. It is his sworn duty. He had no choice.

Anonymous said...

I got pulled over for the exact same thing quite some time ago by a Ms State Trooper who happened to be black. I'm white.

He asked if there was something wrong with my lights. I told him not that I was aware of and that I guess I forgot to turn them on. He then asked if I'd been drinking. I replied that I'd had a couple beers with dinner. He put me in the front seat of his patrol car, explained that I could blow in the little box he had OR go to jail and blow there in the Intoxilyzer 2000. Was my choice. He also told me if I blew a .08 I'd go to jail anyway for DUI and asked if I understood. I told him I understood. I figured it was a 50/50 chance and blew in his device and it registered a .04. The trooper looked at me over his reading glasses and told me "Its time for me to do the right thing" and let me go with warning.

I saw him not long ago eating at an establishment where I live. He was not in uniform. I went over, introduced myself and mentioned our meeting on the road years ago and thanked him for scaring me straight and letting me go. I offered to buy for his lunch and damned if he didnt buy mine!! Told me in his 30 years with MHP I was the first person ever to thank him for pulling them over.

Just goes to show a little respect goes a long way.....

Anonymous said...

7:50, I sure hope you're just trolling or being sarcastic. Otherwise, if not, you are a freaking idiot.

A police officer should not choose to let a drunk driver go and keep driving drunk. That girl could have seriously hurt or killed you, your child, your friend, or anyone else.

She made a choice too. She chose to drink and drive while drunk. She could have chosen to call a taxi, an Uber, a friend to drive her home, but no, she chose to drive drunk.

And the officer did not harass her. He was actually polite and professional and did his job correctly. It wasn't until she tried to run that things got more aggressive. But even then he still acted professionally despite the fact that she had just bitten him.

Then it was she who made this racial by falsely claiming she was afraid for her life. How ? Why ? The officer did nothing wrong to make her think that. And while she's claiming she was afraid for her life because he was a white police officer, there was a black police officer standing right there too. She just used it as an excuse for her attempting to flee.

Not everything revolves around race, 7:50, accept in your delusional mind.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Phil commented-

"She’s completely crossed the spectrum, She’s in the mad wilderness of deranged victimhood.”

Anonymous said...

7:50 is trolling. I know its harder to spot since there are so many legit lunatics.
But that is a troll.

Anonymous said...

She was in the wrong, but still ran the full spectrum, from innocent to ignorant to defensive to fleeing to hostility and badmouthing to playing the race card. What happens when those who are used to getting their way, don't get their way.

And, how did she get a rental car without a driver's license?

Anonymous said...

From the looks of it, that's the first time she's even been told "no."

Anonymous said...

Man somebody should take the shovel away from her, she just kept digging the hole deeper an deeper

Anonymous said...

There are dozens of similar videos on that YouTube channel (bodycam).



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