Monday, March 6, 2023

Mayor Holds Weekly Briefing

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his weekly press conference right now.  It is streamed below.


* Mayor Lumumba provided an update on the "Stop Trashing Jackson" campaign. 

*  The Mayor said "I got" the $600 million in federal aid for Jackson's water system with "no assistance from anyone at this table."  

* Claims of compromised information were addressed.  The Mayor said "We are the water department.  We already have your information."  He said people interested in water bill relief "need to apply."  Money provided for water bill relief was provided in the Cares Act.  

* A reporter asked why the annual audit was delayed.  It was due in July.  He blamed the delay not on Jackson employees but instead "kicking the can down the road." 

* Mayor Lumumba lied again about the 1% Commission.  He said the majority of the members are "appointed by state leadership."  The Mayor knows full good and well the Mayor and Chamber of Commerce appoint all but three of the members - 70%.  

* A reporter asked about Fedex pulling out of the 39204 zip code.  He said it would be "fruitful" if Fedex spoke to his administration. 



Anonymous said...

Free the land-

Anonymous said...

Lil Choke's arrogant presentationl and dogmatic marxist, race mongerong lies, ever shadowed by his utter incompetence, always imply his 11,000 voters are freeloading dependency peasants hungry for more free shit, whilst those who deny them are colonists condemning runaway slaves to an apartheid gulag, which apartheid he does actually favor as a New Afrika collectivism.

Thankfully, I can read a synopsis of his words elsewhere without the insulting experience of corrupting my life with his voice.

Anonymous said...

Free the bloviator, right?

Anonymous said...

"Do you have iron poor tired blood?, Get moving again and your blood up and listen to Chuck the F*UP"

Anonymous said...

NOBODY really gives a shit what this raciest has to say

Anonymous said...

“Make everybody suspicious because he’s lying Lumumba,” Councilman Stokes said. “Why is his hand in this? Why is his family member hands in this? Anytime it’s money he shows up like a buzzard. Fresh meat, fresh meat on the line.”

Anonymous said...

It would be "fruitful" if Fed Ex spoke to his administration. What the F#^* for? Is he going to try and hoodwink Fed Ex? It's not like they dont know what's going on. This guy, mayor of an almost bankrupt defunct city, really thinks he is going to get Fed Ex, an international profitable company, to change their decision making. Based upon what? Promises that he'll convince the residents in that area to be nice and do better? Or does "fruitful" mean he'll provide extra help for a little shakedown? This guy is beyond laughable.

Anonymous said...

"Fruitful" if a couple Brinks' guards with full auto machine pistols hung out the doors of delivery vans?

Nasty national publicity trashes the poser mayor. Suck it up, slut.

Anonymous said...

Labumbla and FedEx will have a summit. FedEx will refuse to budge. Labumbla takes it to the national MSM asserting racism.

And then Labumbla takes credit for Jackson 's newest tourist attraction: FedEx Caves.

Anonymous said...

Chuck was going to offer them “protection.” For a fee, of course.

Anonymous said...

2:53 he has no intent of selling FedEx on anything.
He intends to threaten them with every racist moniker and rally he can. why he wants to speak to FedEx.

Its way past time for action if there was ever any to speak of.

(And speaking is his favorite thing)

Anonymous said...

Lyin' Lumumba is at it again!

Anonymous said...

It is his weekly preening.

Anonymous said...

When do the mayors of Madison, Ridgeland, Clinton, Gluckstadt, Flowood, Pearl, Brandon, and Bryam have their weekly pressers?

What! They don’t have press “briefings?”

What are they hiding? Could be their smooth streets, low crime, and dependable water and sewer are distracting their desperate citizens from the real truth that only Baby Chock can understand given his superior education and training.

Anonymous said...

So tired of his woe is me, victim mentality rhetoric. He sounds like a spoiled child that praises himself and blames everything else on others.

Anonymous said...

Victim - check
Deflection - check
Race card - check
Blame republicans - check
Blame all white people - check
Blame gun shows - check
Falsely claim "white flight" - check
Nepotism - check

Anonymous said...

The several most repetitive, hated words on this blog are...'streamed below'. Please stop this damned obsession, Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

Maybe just maybe the Mayor will let FedX use his bodyguards

Anonymous said...

"He sounds like a spoiled child that praises himself and blames everything else on others.."

He sounds like because that's what he is.

Anonymous said...

Jackson, the first 3rd world country in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

KF, so how is it that there was a question on March 1st as to whether or not Lumumba was even appointed to the 1% Commission given the abstentions?
And, you seem to think he controls the Chamber of Commerce as has that happened?
Seem to remember Bryant's appointments talking about delays in information for the entire Commission.

Anonymous said...

Fedex shows Lumumba to be, at the least, ineffective in securing the city for business, so he flails and offers 'fruit' to avoid national humiliation? Any discussions with weasel worded mayor should only be through Fedex's lawyers.

Anonymous said...

@6:38 pm and yet here you are

Anonymous said...

This POS “manages” the city into oblivion, gets bailed out by sheer luck, and then has the gall to take credit for it like it’s a good thing. Fuck him.

Anonymous said...

Dude spends some time and $$$ on the hair and beard that is for sure.

Anonymous said...

The mayor should stop looking for racism and start looking for solutions.

Anonymous said...

Per the news clip from Millsaps town hall, Ted is confident his plan will roll through.

I guess I don't understand why Ted is not donating his time for free since he seems to think people of means should freely help the poor.

He glibly pointed out the wealthy have a duty to pay for water for all.

He seems pretty wealthy.

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