Thursday, March 30, 2023

Busted!

 Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement and mug shots. 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Short trip for them to the jail house.....good on Tyree, but he shouldn't have needed the prompting of the POS posting the video from the jail cell. I am sure the word is out and the guy who f'd it up for everybody is going to want to keep a firm grip on the soap.

Anonymous said...

Rats. Based off the headline, I was hoping someone finally caught Lumumba with the goods.

Looks Like a Bully said...

He looks like the stereotype of a southern prison guard, and that free jail food shows.

Scumbags all said...

This was a very cost effective bust as they were walked to booking, not driven. When it comes to their bail hearing they can take credit for turning themselves in.

Anonymous said...

"To Protect and To Serve"

"Raise your right hand, please...DO YOU SWEAR TO UPHOLD...?"

"I DO."

Tip of the Iceberg said...

Will ex-Sgt. Boss Hog be allowed to keep his smart phone? Will those two sistas continue to provide favors?

Anonymous said...

How is that federal oversight working out?

Anonymous said...

Why isn't the HCSO conducting jail sweeps for contraband regularly, and instead only doing it when an inmate posts to social media from the detention center? Why is the HCSO even issuing a press release for doing what is effectively their job?

Anonymous said...

Guards and prisoners, same thing.

Anonymous said...

Should say. "Contraband Crackdown Cesspool".

Anonymous said...

If guns are the solution to our gun problem, then more dirty officers must be the answer to the contraband problem in our prisons.

Anonymous said...

Would you take that job for $19,000 per year unless it came with some side perks?

Anonymous said...

There is an easy solution to the problem. Make the prisoners into guards. It isn't something where intelligence is needed as we can see with the guards working there. Inside of the jail house there is no need of hiring guards that come and go inside and outside. That is just asking for trouble. There is no need for anyone inside of the jail except those charged with a crime.

Anonymous said...

Yeah right! This is major propaganda. 1 cell phone found ha. If they did a real search they would find massive amounts of drugs, phones, tobacco, shanks and more. Sounds like these guards weren’t paying their cuts to the higher folks. As for the little wannabe that started all this with his jail cell post… good luck. He now has the entire jail on lockdown with major heat all so he could dance around with his shirt and hands. He just pissed off the entire jail.

Anonymous said...

March 30, 2023 at 9:41 AM
There is no gun problem. There is a felon in possession problem.

Anonymous said...

We need us a Brubaker type situation here.

Anonymous said...

Good job Sheriff Jones!
You have an awful mess to clean up and I wish you the best. Hope the people in Hinds County get behind you especially the judges and the prosecutors.

Anonymous said...

It’s always the officials, the authorities, who are the perpetrators of so much corruption, jail guards, election commissioners, deputies, poll workers, et cetera. American government at every level is rotten to the core with corruption, pay-me-to-player-ers, and good-ol’-boy-ers. The penalties for such corruption should be as dire and even more so than what the inmates are serving time for.

Anonymous said...

If stricter gun laws are the answer, then we should be making drug laws stricter too?
If stricter gun laws are the answer, then we should be making stricter immigration laws too?
If stricter gun laws are the answer, then we should be making voter laws more strict too?

I am NOT saying we need more guns. And I am not opposed to more gun restrictions.

Just pointing out that everything advocated for on one side of the aisle can be promptly applied against them too.

Anonymous said...

"Would you take that job for $19,000 per year.."

That's $9.13 an hour. You can make more than that at Pizza Hut or Popeyes. Which is probably where these three were last on a payroll.

Anonymous said...

@9:49AM is fake news! Starting pay is $2,583.33/month = $15/hour.

Source: https://www.co.hinds.ms.us/pgs/apps/soJobListings/announce.asp?ID=5

Anonymous said...

Word on the street is one of the guards listed had a boyfriend in that facility and no one told the Sheriff. This happens often I’m sure and it’s no big deal to the white shirts.

That boyfriend in now in MDOC custody.

Sheriff if you look harder you’ll find more. I told you many times before Sheriff, just ask the inmates!

inmates hate a dirty jailer!!!

Anonymous said...

Y’all are fixing to learn sheriff jones doesn’t care about that jail or the people!!! The staff went in and was handed cell phones (dummy phones) which inmates will never offer a working phone damn idiots. Y’all have a sheriff thats only concerned with taking pictures and only contacting wlbt for political gain stories. The last inmate that was killed and only told the media he was unresponsive was found beat to death. Those inmates are being beaten and sent to the hospital everyday.

Anonymous said...

12:45 He was probably referring to take-home... any other #'s aren't realistic.

Anonymous said...

Now 2:05 if you ever really worked in a jail and correctional setting you know what you just stated is not true. Any elected sheriff knows that a jail that size with structural issues is a headache coupled with sorry lackadaisical leadership(white shirts, retired police officers). It’s a no win situation!

I honestly believe any Sheriff wants to succeed and with the right team they will!

My suggestion; lock down all inmates, bring in an outside team from another Agency and search all cell blocks. Do not let anyone from JPD or Hinds SO enter the jail until the search is completed. Then install cameras to watch the jailers.

Anonymous said...

Oh Harry was taking a nap while standing for his mug shot…:o).

Anonymous said...

It's not IF you're a dirty jailer. It's IF you will be caught at it.



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