Tuesday, March 7, 2023

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Store manager confronts shoplifter like a boss. 

30 comments:

269 Walmarts closing video said...

269 Walmarts are closing across the U.S. All in blue cities/counties, all because of theft.

The libs are screaming FOOD DESERTS. Well, stop stealing you fucking thieves.

Anonymous said...

Good job! This is a major contributing factor to price increases. I guess she can justify that she needed all of that candy to maintain that aerodynamic body shape.

Anonymous said...

Yet they are still wearing masks....

NYC is finally calling it for what it is, masks help perpetuate and facilitate crime and chaos which is what they want.

Anonymous said...

Even Barney Fife learned from Ange that you let the shoplifter go and arrest them OUTSIDE the premises (Ben Weaver's Dept. Store). (Not inside) Little Old Ladies oughta not jingle and "she jingled".

Anonymous said...


Looks like a ZZ Top video.

Anonymous said...

Sheriff Andy Taylor told Barney that you can't accuse someone of shoplifting until they get outside the store. Right/wrong???

Anonymous said...

The anti police crowd would force the narrative that she probably lives on a food desert and is stealing to survive. Once forty packs of skittles fall out, that argument doesn’t hold water.

Anonymous said...

Handled well.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, she’ll probably be charged with assault.

Anonymous said...

The Perp couldnt have gotten far in those Napoleon Dynamite velcro boots

Anonymous said...

"You're insulting me!"

No, the thief insults her parents.

Anonymous said...

Sheriff Taylor would have been wrong, at least under Mississippi law. Concealing the unpurchased merchandise as she did establishes the requisite intention to shoplift.

Anonymous said...

Awesome job Manager! Take a stand for your business! Shoplifting is a crime & the perp admitted to it on video when she said "I know it is".
If this goes to court little miss pink hair will be laughed out of court & it'll any charges against the manager will be dismissed.

Anonymous said...

@11:43 - owning the libs shouldn’t require you to lie so poorly. 154 of the Walmarts being closed are in the United States, the rest are not. I guess the democrats also run the cities in those other countries? 6 of the store closures are in super liberal Mississippi. All of the express stores are being closed. Would you please provide a breakdown of the stores closing that you think are due to democrats. I’m sure you’ll double check your work and come back with an accurate list.

Anonymous said...

https://www.fox9.com/news/video-more-than-20-shoplifters-storm-tennessee-walmart

They need to turn her loose with a AR-15 on this bunch in Memphis.

Anonymous said...

That video is in Portland, OR. There are other videos of that employee on YouTube. The Multnomah Co. DA is another Soros funded progressive who is soft on crime, no bail, etc.

Wake up America!

Anonymous said...

"You're choking me!" "You assaulted me!" While her guy stands there and videos it, presumably to post online to prove how bad she was treated.

That'll rank right up there with the guy in Washington who called 911 while fleeing the police to tell them they had to stop chasing him because it's an illegal pursuit.

https://www.police1.com/suspect-pursuit/articles/911-audio-suspect-tells-dispatcher-to-call-off-seattle-pd-pursuit-citing-new-law-3xTnDZEnCK1hOkt3/

People, the wealth of information made immediately-available by the Internet is great, but it does not make one an expert on the law.

Anonymous said...

Actually the little old lady clanked.

Anonymous said...

@1:05 PM - Nice try, but those MS stores closed in....wait for it....2016. Thanks for checking in Mr. Progressive.

Anonymous said...

If more stores had managers or workers like her we would all benefit. Thieves are making things higher in price with their theft. That woman needs a bonus.

Anonymous said...

11:43

Nice job in bringing up Walmart closings from 2016. I was unaware that Belmont, Mantachie, Sardis, Walnut, Derma and Nettleton Mississippi were all blue cities and counties.

https://graphics.wsj.com/table/walmart_012016

At least try to be factual.

Anonymous said...

Should have whipped her ass while she was at it!

Anonymous said...

What the heck is a MAJOR 11? My hearing isn't what it used to be, but I thought that's what the other woman said.

Anonymous said...

If more stores responded this way, shoplifting would stop! They advise employees not to confront and build shoplifting loss into their budget. Having said that, you'd better have evidence (clear visual or cameras or "clanking") before accusing.

Anonymous said...

@2:37 and 3:04 - please provide the list of the 269 Walmarts that are being closed that 11:43 is blaming on democrats. I haven’t seen anyone else correct that post yet, why is that? You’ve almost put all the pieces together, a little more digging and you’ll get the point in trying to make here.

Anonymous said...

The twitter comments were 10 to 1 favoring the thief. That's alarming. Several said had she been black instead of white she would have been arrested. I'm not so sure she is white. Pink hair and a mask.

Perhaps this was the day before Halloween, and she was expecting a large turnout at the house.

Anonymous said...

The real theft is the markup.
Retailers are importing this stuff for pennies and charging $20s.
Paying their employees $10s and getting upset when poor people steal.
Kroger and Walmart sell the $2 a bushel produce that they buy, for $2 a pound.

Anonymous said...

9:38 - You overlook four middle-men, trucking or gulf-shipping costs and store over-head. That's ok, though...jump right ahead to cost at the register as compared to cost at the field.

DeltaKid said...

9:38, Google “supply chain”; it should be a very enlightening read for you.

Anonymous said...

She’s headed towards the clink for too much clanking.



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