Jackson Jambalaya

While the Rt factor is good news, it is very concerning about the number of new cases and deaths.

I’m cautiously optimistic that the masks are working. I’m proud of this state for bending the curve. Now we need to effin crush this damn bug under our collective boot heels. M, I, crooked letter, crooked letter for life!

Oh my God, look at it, we're all gonna die. I don't want to, do you want to die? Save us oh Saint Anthony of the stethoscope.

@2:24 (1) you sound as delusional as a middle aged female impersonator that thinks he is still "passing"

2:43 - Lol, I’ve lived with that brand of cynical stupidity all my life, so if you think that’s funny or insulting to me you’re entirely wrong. Maybe I’m wrong, but that’s not the same as being delusional. Feeling superior because you, like billions of others, conform to gender expectations; now that’s delusional.

Where oh where has the Jackassery gone. So serious we are. Over nothing you can do anything about. Jesus, take a breath big fella.

I can not understand why Tate has not taken simple, decisive steps to crush the curve: mandate masks Statewide, most especially in schools!; and not just for two frigging weeks for the love of God. Does he think the virus will go away in a week from now? Does he think its safe when asymptomatic Kids who have crowded together without masks at school come home to their loved ones? Does he really think Football rates on par with safety? When will Tate accept the hard reality this thing is really not going away until a good majority of us have been given a vaccine, so he better do his duty for the health, safety and welfare, his most essential charge?

Maybe it get allowed. Maybe not, but if not - why oh why not? Asking for a friend...who at least wants a hint.

Mississippi Guvanator Tate "They Call Me Tatertot" Reeves has declared college football as essential in the face of at least two major college conferences cancelling the season. Of note, at least two of the university presidents voting to cancel are medical doctors (MDs) and at least one voting against is a JD.

BREAKING NEWS! Only three schools are left in the college football season, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and Trump University. This guarantees that Mississippi will finally have both major programs in the top 5 at the end of the season. The proposed schedule is:

OM at MS
MS at TU
TU at OM
OM at TU
MS at TU
TU at MS
TU at OM
MS at OM
Tater at Kushner...oops, my bad, scratch that one...Kushner's a pussy, but Tater's, well, bless his heart it wouldn't be fair...
TU at TU (Hey, the Kushman can play both sides...)
MS and TU at OM at TU and OM at MS (At this point, fuck it, who cares...)

When reached for comment, Jared Kushner, Trump University's starting quarterback, head coach, offensive and defensive line, athletic director, president, single Board of Trustees member, and envoy to the Middle East said, "Wait, WHAT?! I thought the Donster had taken care of everything and I...er, we...were already declared permanent national champions. I'm not getting anywhere near a bunch of COVID-ridden Mississippi trash!"

For reasons unknown, Hugh Freeze forced his way into the press conference with a blow-up Ivanka doll. Charitably, reporters turned off their cameras and recording devices so there are no quotes (Ed. Note - but if you search on Reddit...no, don't do that...the man has almost suffered enough).

The NCAA has warned Kushner if he doesn't take the field, the Trump University "Fightin' Subpoenas" will not be eligible to play in the COVID Bowl (TM The Trump Org) scheduled to be played at Mar-a-Lago in January. When asked about the name, Alec Baldwin replied, "yeah, it is a strange name because we all know COVID disappeared over the summer." "Well, screw it," said Kushner, "We'll just have a wet t-shirt contest with Ivanka and Kimberly, while Donnie, Jr. motorboats out front with a Puti...er, Trump flag."

Should the COVID Bowl take place, admission is 1000 tabs of Plaquenil and attendees are cautioned that anyone caught in possession of a mask of any type will be summarily executed and anyone caught actually wearing one will be executed twice. Halftime entertainment will be Ted Nugent and a minstrel show.

The death rate continues to fall, the hospitals were never full (although we heard daily they were 'soon to be overcapacity', and ICU's are the same. While we grieve with those who have lost, we need to get back to regular business. Wuflu is real and deadly for the elderly and others with pre-existing conditions. If that is your situation, be cautious.

9:45: Thank you. That’s funny.