Friday, April 11, 2025

March Madness of a Different Sort

 Damn, they done did it again.  A trans athlete clobbered the competition in the women's triple jump event at a California track meet in March.  The New York Post reported on March 4: 

A transgender high school track star in California recently obliterated her competition by winning a girls’ triple jump event by a staggering eight feet.

AB Hernandez, a junior at Jurupa Valley High School, secured the win with a more than 40-foot jump at the Ontario Relays invitational meet back on Feb. 22, records show.

The runner-up managed to jump just over 32 feet in the category.

 Hernandez also took first place at the meet in the high jump (4 feet, 10 inches) and long jump (17 feet, 6 inches) events.

She continued her winning streak this past Saturday when she took home first place in both the triple jump and long jump events at the Roosevelt Invitational, according to records.

The teen finished nearly three feet ahead of the triple jump runner-up and two feet ahead of her second-place long jump competitor, the results show.

“Hopefully, I hit a 41 [footer] this year if it’s possible. Preferably at state so that I can possibly win,” Hernandez said late last month after her 40-foot triple jump. Rest of article.

 

Kingfish note: Hernandez's performance would have beaten the 2024 Mississippi High School girls triple jump champ, Sahara Cooper, by 2 1/2 feet for some perspective.   

 

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are normalizing it by calling him trans athlete. If there is a category for tran people to compete with each other, them let the free market create it and see ifthjey sell any ticket.

Anonymous said...

"A transgender high school track star in California recently obliterated his competition by winning a girls' triple jump event..."

There. Fixed it for you.

Anonymous said...

If states flipped the bird to Obama/Biden the way they do Trump, said states would be the Federal money dry up in a hurry. Obama taunted states with this threat over boys in girls bathrooms. The states caved. See: Pence, Mike; when he was a governor.

Anonymous said...

When the interviewer asked, "What really clicked for you today?"
This "girl" should have said, "I knew I had to keep my balls tucked into my jock strap."

Anonymous said...

Keep this kind of sh*t up and Donald Trump will be a three-term president.

Anonymous said...

Males are better at being female than females.

Anonymous said...

@1:17 AM I see you have been to Thailand as well, fellow traveller 😉

Anonymous said...

April 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM, my turn to fix it for you.
"A mentally ill, male, mediocre track athlete, pretending to be a girl, recently obliterated his competition by cheating in the girls' triple jump events."

Anonymous said...

If the woke liberal dems would just say we know males have a physical advantage over females in sports but we don’t care instead of trying to convince the world that what we all have seen and experienced all our lives is not correct, then they wouldn’t look so stupid. But no. Apparently they prefer to be stupid.

Anonymous said...

Just think, all men have to do is workout, say “I identify as a female” and win every women sport in existence. All while Democrat female voters cheer them on as they push female athletes in the ground. Girls are learning what it’s like to be a second class citizen behind boys.

Anonymous said...

New Trans-Sports Mecca Cruise: Compete in Transylvania.
Go for the culture, come back in a box of dirt, transfused.

Anonymous said...

Transgender ='s mentally ill individuals pretending to be something they can never or will be.......

Anonymous said...

Now that I have a Master's from MIT, I'll sue to compete in the International Mathematical Olympiad for high schoolers, because winning in competition is the only thing that matters to me.

Anonymous said...

Starting in the 1980s, American culture subtly shifted to devalue men. Male-oriented activities were often criticized, boys were labeled as troublemakers in schools, while girls were idealized. When girls engaged in traditionally male activities, they were widely praised. Now these boys are grown men and want to be women.



Anonymous said...

5:04pm
Sorossian marxists know from experience that they have to destroy family, religion and history to make subordinate, dependent slaves who worship the state as a god. This process includes inculcating traditional social norms with chaos and perversion, a prerogative of pigressive democrats who are too lost to justify their own twisted thinking except with fake history and bizarre lies. Their elitist DNC radical leaders put their own lust for power and corrupt income above life itself.


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