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OH shiggity they are breaking out the polygraph so this must be serious!

Who's investigating whom?

Running to the comments to find out what is going on

Polygraph for all County Justice Court employees there!! ohh sh**!! Now let's see how some of the supervisors try to spin this one.

I'm just here for the comments.

Is that legal? Do they have the authority to order anyone to take a lie detector test?

Where is Shad !?

Follow the money.

Did they just out-minnow Shad?

This may not have anything to do with money.

Will someone please explain to me what "suspended with pay" is? Forced vacation? Do they take time out of Horn's accrued vacation to cover it?

Zack Buckner is the Purchasing Clerk's kid and the purchasing clerk is related to a supervisor. Imagine that.

@6:26 pm
Mr. Shad White is aware of this and other concerns with a few Madison County employees.

It's not a vacation. It's more like "you can't come to the office until this investigation concludes, but you still get paid." This protects any records/evidence from being destroyed.

Zach is not Kesha Jackson baby

Silly rabbit it’s another accomplishment in Jackson; except in the Simcity version

Yes he is

I believe paying a public employee in Mississippi for not working is an illegal donation.

Is that legal? Do they have the authority to order anyone to take a lie detector test?

No. But if they dont have anything to hide then they shouldnt be afraid to take the polygraph. Refusing to take the polygraph is very suspicious.

You don't believe they should have the authority to order a polygraph test? What do you have to hide?

I’ve never seen a mandated poly graph test. This will be very interesting to watch play out. When talented lawyers start to play with this concept for those so ordered the pleadings will be legendary. Find a client Matt.

Polygraphs are junk science and not admissible in court yet in 2025, the Madison Board of Supervisors using a polygraph to catch a thief is like trying to catch hackers with a rotary phone. Where is the board attorney?

" Do they have the authority to order anyone to take a lie detector test?" Of course they can't. The Employee Polygraph Protection Act generally prohibits employers, including government entities, from requiring or requesting employees or prospective employees to take lie detector tests.

@9:14 Tell us you have never held a job with a security clearance without telling us.

According to this, the EPPA does not apply to government entities, only private employers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employee_Polygraph_Protection_Act

The EPPA (Employee Polygraph Protection Act) does not apply to government agencies. They can "Take the 5th" but would then likely be terminated.

Tell us you were a contractor for a garbage vendor for the Corp of engineers for 12 minutes and that you have no idea that a municipal court job doesn’t require a security clearance Clarence

HOW TO BEAT A POLYGRAPH
Tighten your glutes when you answer. It spikes the machine’s readings every time. The guy running it will eventually say you're using countermeasures and you just say nope
In the end he’ll probably label your test inconclusive.

To beat a poly take a few good hits off your bong 20 minutes before the test. It worked for Cheech & Chong.

Tell us that you have been a suspect multiple times without telling us.

Polys are junk science, but rubber hoses and spotlights are very effective. Ask the goon squad.

Polygrapher here. This hasn’t worked since the 80s. We have a lot more sensors now, including that one.

@10:01 You lost. The point is the government employees are regularly compelled to take polygraphs. Including individuals seeking a security clearance who do not directly work for the government.

Who is Kesha Jackson?

Shad "YOU'RE A LIAR!' White?

“Polygraphs are junk science” …says everyone who has something to hide and are scared to take the polygraph.

I know the real secret to beat the poly and it works 100% of the time, every time.

Sit down, relax, and answer the questions truthfully and with a clear conscience.

Worked like a charm every time I took my government mandated polygraphs for my top secret security clearance.

Polygraphs are really valuable when used as intended: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg13hyfm2Ik (language warning)

"It's not a lie if you believe it." GC

-A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
-He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
-The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
-The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
-The robot slaps the son.
-The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
-Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
-Son says, "Toy Story."
-The robot slaps the son.
-Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
-Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
-The robot slaps the father.
-Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
-The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.

Never pay fines in cash.

Especially in Mississippi.

I was gonna write a comment until I read 12:16. From that point on anything I say will be a fog. @12:16, you are invited to my next party. You ROCK!

Thank you.

At least three members of this Board of Supervisors and one County Attorney had better be more careful about inviting Shad White to town. My daddy used to call it 'pissing in your whiskey'.

Yep. Shad is peeking under the tent flap.

The Madison Co. Journal reports that this is about $3,000 in missing funds.

It all pends on whether the Answer was determined based on Polygraph or was Predetermined-- I know

Very true statement! He is well aware of the EMA director falsifying over $300,000 of “overtime” hours and collecting taxpayer money that he, according to county policy, wasn’t even eligible to receive.. much less when he was riding around with his married girlfriend (not to him btw) and spending time on his farm. So sad that the truth always gets covered up for certain people because of the decades long corruption in the Madison County BOS.