Thursday, June 13, 2024

Idiot of the Day

While Jordan Cummins stands trial for two counts of murder, his mother, Angie Kellum,  managed to get herself arrested in the courtroom.   

How dumb is his mother? Judge Peterson revoked the bonds for Cummins and his girlfriend Jennie Lukens after they repeatedly violated a no-contact order in December.   Earlier post. That little episode didn't stop Cummins, Lukens, and his mother from engaging in a little bit of collusion during the trial.  

How dumb were they? They engaged in the three-way call on the jail phone.  You can't make this up.  They discussed testimony for the trial.  Judge Peterson threatened Kellum with witness tampering and suborning perjury.  Deputies took Kellum away in handcuffs but she was later released.  

She faces a June 24 hearing for contempt of court.  



Anonymous said...

The real idiot was the WLBT camera man who zoomed out to show part of the jury. Now media is banned from live streaming the courtroom.

Anonymous said...

Why do I ask why corrections overflowing?

Anonymous said...

Only in Mississippi & praying she wasn’t born & raised here! How stupid can you be?

Anonymous said...

Judge Peterson with a b!+ch slap.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if this is audacious behavior, or old fashion ignorance.

Anonymous said...

Stupid is as stupid does. To put it another way, you can't fix stupid.

Anonymous said...

Why do you post, 8:51?

I watched a rather lengthy video, two in fact. Why are we not discussing that evidence?

The defendant obviously feared for his life with multiple people at various times approaching 'his vehicle', attempting to drag him out of the car and do him serious harm. They weren't inviting him for a ham sandwich under the oak tree.

If I were the defendant, I'd assume they were going to whip my ass, or worse. Again, various people were showing up at different times in an attempt to drag him out of the car, some leaving and then returning. In the heat, fear and anxiety of the moment, it's safe to assume he thought some or all of them were going to circle back and do him harm.

The duty to retreat is not applicable. He feared for his life. Acquittal.

Anonymous said...


The term is benchslap

Anonymous said...

Is the mother related to the attorney?

Anonymous said...

What is the relation between Angie Kellum and the defendant's attorney, Bill Kellum?

Anonymous said...

Apples and trees.

Anonymous said...

9:37, you wife-beaters who come on here posting in defense of people like Todd Mardis and Jordan Cummins are pathetic. Jordan could have easily left or he could have taken an ass whuppin’ like he was just giving his girlfriend. Don’t let your man-crush on Jordan blind you to the facts.

Anonymous said...

Apple, tree and gravity. Not talking about Newton either.

Anonymous said...

The FCC should fine WLBT for interference in a criminal trial. The defense made a motion for a mistrial based upon WLBT's interference. You can be assured that this reckless, insubordination of the judge's orders will be the centerpiece of an appeal if Cummins is convicted.

Anonymous said...

Thank you @ 10:30 👏🏽👏🏽

Anonymous said...

Does WAPT hire three year olds to operate their cameras? Zoom in, zoom out, shoot footage 20 feet above the judge's head, etc.

But at least WAPT doesn't video the jury! It takes WLBT level of stupid to sink to "3 on your side" degree of incompetence.

Anonymous said...

10:30 - 9:37 here. I've never hit or thought about hitting a woman, for any reason. Don't know this Jordan guy from Adam. Just a fan of evidence and justice - Unlike you, who are probably one of the rednecks who attempted to drag them out of the vehicle. Nobody of sane mind decides to 'take an ass whuppin' when self defense is possible.

Facts? You ain't seen facts yet, chump. Wait til the defense takes a turn. Wait...You're the witness with the cheap hair-piece. I knew it.

Anonymous said...

9:37, you sound like a second amendment/stand-your-ground fanatic in a steroid rage. Tone it down a bit and let’s see what shakes out at the trial.

Anonymous said...

9:37 So the defendant had the right to shoot two people because people were breaking up an altercation?
The defendant gets punched because he’s beating his girlfriend and still has the right to shoot at a crowd of people?

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