Monday, June 3, 2024

Funny of the Day

 Somehow, I don't think she is joking one little bit.  Can't say I blame her.  


Lockie Loadie said...

Or South Jackson or North Jackson or downtown Jackson and probably NE Jackson.

Anonymous said...

That's me at EVERY gas station.

Professionally_Sketchy_Guy said...

A .380 is better than nothing, but not by much.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that a felony because it's concealed and not in a holster?

George Luz said...

Be careful - don’t wind up like Hoobler

Anonymous said...

1:09 PM...uh no. But isn't the bigger deal the fact that she needs to put a pistol in her drawers just to fill up her car with gas? Maybe that is why none of this shit ever gets fixed. We keep focusing on the wrong things??

Anonymous said...

The old saying of it's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6 still holds true.

Anonymous said...

I’m jealous of that gun

Anonymous said...

If everyone boycotts everything in Jackson, perhaps the "leadership" will be thrown out by the 20,000 voters in 2025. Or Jackson will go bankrupt.

Anonymous said...

Smart lady, but, if she lived in Madison or Rankin County odds are probably 90% she would vote Democrat if given the option.

Anonymous said...

Good for her.

She is clearly beautiful and smart.

Steve said...

Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

Anonymous said...

That poor little Ruger.

Anonymous said...

No, that lucky little Ruger.

Anonymous said...

3:11: I realize you’re probably saying that because you have vested interests that benefit from a slumping Jackson but taken as if it’s well intentioned, your idea is terrible. The reason Jackson has an historically worthless captain is too many engaged voters have jumped ship. It would only take a few thousand votes to hoist him out of office so the better strategy for saving the Capital, and the state along with it, would be to have people move back into it. There is still plenty worth saving.

Anonymous said...

So a few thousand of the suburb folks should just nut-up and move back and deal with all the horrible infrastructure and crime in Jackson to vote so we Jackson?

Who are we to try to change Jackson? I don't see residents rioting over the current leadership and I'd bet half of them in Belhaven and Fondren would actively label us racist for even having the audacity to attempt gentrification.

I hate to see the city in ruins but we are light years away from anyone in that city willfully accepting help from "outsiders".
See also: Ted Henifin

Anonymous said...

Nice holster. Wonder of she does bodyguard services. Hopefully she doesn't shot with it held sideways like so many of them young'ens do now days. Proper grip and sight pattern is essential when using a handheld firearm. Her instagram page is interesting too.

Anonymous said...

9:57 That’s exactly what I’m saying. There is no such thing as municipal bankruptcy. Jackson is a great place to live thanks to much recent help from outsiders (loyal Mississippians). Now it’s time for the racially and politically diverse Jacksonians-in-exile to return and vote for a competent mayor from any political party.

Anonymous said...

@11:24 AM - "Great place to live?" You really need to set the bar a little higher. You deserve better.

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