Sunday, June 9, 2024

Bill Crawford: My New Pesky, Excitable BFF

My new, seeming BFF is a pesky and excitable fellow. He sends me emails and texts with lots of capital letters and exclamation points nearly every day.

The latest text began, “ALL HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE!” And, the latest email began, “LIVE FROM TRUMP TOWER!”

No “Hi guy, what’s happening?” No, “hope all is well with you.” He just jumps right in to his notion of the moment.

I’m not sure where he got my email address, though it would be easy to find if someone looked. Why he looked I don’t know. Now, my cell number is a different matter. That would take some invasive effort. What’s really surprising is he found my wife’s cell number. He’s now her BFF too.

Is he yours?

Here are some of his messages. See if you recognize any.

“I’ll never abandon you! I CAN’T GO ON UNTIL I HEAR FROM YOU. They want me in prison for 187 years. SO PLEASE, deliver the LARGEST RESPONSE in history.” I NEED TO KNOW… Now that I’ve been found guilty in Biden’s rigged court: DO I STILL HAVE YOUR SUPPORT?”

“GUILTY?! It’s a dark day in America. The Radical Left will regret this. We’ll make sure of it.”


“I’m guilty! PRAY FOR AMERICA! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS COULD I IMAGINE THIS HAPPENING IN AMERICA! I’ve been arrested, I’ve been indicted, AND NOW I WAS JUST CONVICTED IN A RIGGED TRIAL! I AM A POLITICAL PRISONER! Crooked Joe Biden & his corrupt allies want me silenced for good. They think if they BURY me with their corrupt courts, proud patriots like you will GIVE UP ON TRUMP! BUT I KNOW YOU WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON ME! TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! We’re going to need a MASSIVE response. Because at this pivotal moment in history, I need to know that you STOOD BY MY SIDE! Before the day is over, I’m calling on TEN MILLION PRO-TRUMP PATRIOTS to chip in and say, I STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP!”

“LIVE FROM TRUMP TOWER! I’m bypassing the lying FAKE NEWSmedia and delivering a message directly to YOU! As we speak, the DEEP STATE radicals are celebrating my felony convictions.”

I never imagined a former president would reach out to me like this. I considered framing all the messages and hanging them beside photos of me with George H. W. Bush and Gerald Ford.

Nah, they really don’t go together.

“Let your conversation be always full of grace” – Colossians 4:6.

Crawford is a syndicated columnist from Jackson.


Anonymous said...

It is pretty early I the day for heavy alcohol consumption, but it is what it is.At least early in the evening, this person will be “asleep”.

Anonymous said...

My secret fetish is watching grown men act like middle school girls. It just butters my bread. But then again I have Trump Derangement Syndrome admittedly. I might vote for the loser if he keeps up with claiming he’s a victim. So sexy to see a grown man wallow in self pity. Good for Melania.

Anonymous said...

Not sure why KF post this communist's publications.

Anonymous said...

Crawford, you actually believe the DJT is personally sending you emails? Wow, you must be very important, or is it impotent?

Anonymous said...

The men all dressing like Trump was a bizarre throw back to elementary school when dressing alike was proof you had a friend.

If the trial was " unfair" it was only that those who from families who made a decent living in NYC and who had any friends at all, knew enough about him (even when he was, by the way, still a Democrat) to know not to trust him in any relationship.

There's a reason his wives were foreign or a naive Georgia actress who landed in NYC. He really is not the "catch" he thinks he is.

Anonymous said...

DAMN! I didn't know MY BFF was also Crawford's. I'm now jealous. He's been sending me these and similar text messages three or four times a day for the past few months. Also Don Jr is sending me texts, and Laura - all saying basically the same thing.

My frustration withthis is that every day or so I have to spend time deleting them so that these texts don't block those that I need to get - like the one daily from CVS that is almost as long as their receipts, and CSpire wanting to sell me a new Iphone.

What the former president is doing with these texts claiming his victimhood is as foolish (although not as damaging to our democracy) as his claims following his loss in 2020, and highlighting to all open minds his absolute narcissism.

Anonymous said...

Someone tell Bill to look up Francis E. Dec, Esq.

Recordings of Frank Dec’a letters

It’s an interesting afternoon’s worth of listening if you are curious about a reclusive man’s descent into madness. His only contact with the outside world were the random schizophrenic letters he sent to celebrities.

Anonymous said...

Bill, I hope you are grateful how successful your father was!!

The Peacemaker said...

@8:12 AM


The parenthesis scared me more than anything else.


Anonymous said...

I have to periodically unsubscribe from the R's frenzied and hyperbolic emails that come to me. Trump is a drama queen.

Anonymous said...

Ole Bill Crawford…always to be counted on as the water toter boy for leftist Democrats.

Orange man really, really bad. Don’t believe it? Read his daughters Ashley’s diary, or his criminal crack head son Hunter’s text to that Chinese energy company boss (oh, wrong guy!).

And the poor dumbed down Democrat constituency can always be counted on to take the bait from white elitist Dems (many that won’t even live in their own cities, LMAO), while their party controlled cities continue being destroyed with sky high crime including little innocent kids dying from stray bullets.

Anonymous said...

@12:16 PM

We can’t understand incoherent thoughts.

Anonymous said...

The funny part, to me, is that some people actually have to defend these crazy spam texts, usually by attacking the person who called them out.

Anonymous said...

Wait until November. Quite a few people will change their tune. Quite a few will be looking for a job and more will be laughed at.

Anonymous said...

I’m shocked!!! A Presidential campaign sending out requests for money? Awful I tell you, just awful.

Anonymous said...

I have now read where he plans to sick Seal Team 6 on those who gave him problems as soon as the idiots who support the one who went to bed with a porn actress and a porn photograph woman who wore rabbit ears while his foolish wife was sleeping elsewhere. Then he paid them and thought he would get away with falsely accounting for their bribe money so he could charge it to his election and not get zinged on his income taxes.

Excuse me, I forgot I was talking about his plans to use the military to assassinate a former president, several of his personal lawyers a congress person or two, and a couple of dozen other folks that pissed him off.

Nothing wrong with that. Dictators and crazy Czars and current Russan, Chinese and North Korean rulers have been doing it a long time. Why would it not be OK for a crazy rich guy from New York who wants to be the American Stalin or Putin or Mother Teresa?, Al Capone? Elvis?, Jesus? Antichrist?.

Note: I am going to post this as Governor Sweet Tater Baby, because there won't be enough bodyguards to keep him from having my throat cut if he gets elected and decides he is pissed off at me too.

Come to think of it, Maybe I'm Andy Gibson. Yep, That's me Andy Gibson. Does anyone know if he paid rent for using the Ag Museum for the Trump Campaign rally the other day?

I wish I could say I wasn't serious. They guy actually said he might set up a kill list for the Navy Seals to carry out. And people want to vite for him?

Anonymous said...

@1:43 PM It's SEAL, not Seal, not S.E.A.L., but SEAL.

There hasn't been a SEAL Team 6 in at least 10 years.

Anonymous said...

June 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM, link, or it didn't happen.

Anonymous said...

To turn America around it going to take the approach of one man who has proven VERY unapologetically successful: Nayib Bukele - President of El Salvador

Educate yourself on this amazing man....and of what's to come, then prepare accordingly...because it's either going to be:

A) Full-ass slamdown on all the bad guys/girls trying to destroy America.
B) Full-ass slamdown on all Americans in the final chapter of the Republic.

Choose which side you're on wisely, and buckle up.

Anonymous said...

You can gain a great understanding of a man by his heroes. Mr. Crawford took great pride in pointing out his pictures taken, with Gerald “Warren Commission” Ford, and George “C.I.A. company man, and director” H.W. Bush. Both of which had a hand in the assignation of a U.S. president. Both as slimy as a snail.

Yet, he is offended by the solicitation of a former president, that has no blood on his hands. He is offended by a man, that has no regard for the cosplay that is Washington DC politics. A man that is a threat to the uni-party that Mr. Crawford is a proud supporting member of.

Still, Mr. Crawford is not offended by the weaponizations of the so-called justice system. Or the lies told to a FISA court by members of the F.B.I. in order to spy on a candidate for president both before, and after his election. Mr. Crawford has no problem with that.

There are many more shameful acts by the deep state that mimic not a democracy, but the totalitarian tyrannical Corporatocracy that this government is. Yet, Mr. Crawford has no issue with this. It is my opinion that Mr. Crawford is a fraud when it comes to the truth, regardless of how many Bible scriptures he uses.

Anonymous said...

What 3:45 PM’s last sentence said!!!

Anonymous said...

3:09: El Salvador? Are you high?

Anonymous said...

The young are dumb, let’s hope the live to be old and wise.

Anonymous said...

5:16. Read about the President of El Salvador. He is truly amazing. He was elected as President as a first-time candidate by a huge majority. He was recently re-elected and has an approval rating of 94%. He did this by getting rid of drug dealers and corrupt politicians. El Salvador is now booming economically. El Salvador went from a very dangerous country to one of the safest countries in the world. Please educate yourself about this man. I think you will be impressed.

Steve said...

1:43. No more drunk texts….and your colander hat needs to be tightened down.

Anonymous said...

All of you using bible references are frauds. You’re so easy to identify.

Anonymous said...

June 10, 2024 at 9:08 AM, I use Bible scripture here, sometimes, in what way have I defrauded you?

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