Thursday, January 19, 2023

For Sale

Coach Prime's house is finally up for sale.  It can be yours for $1.5 million but don't worry, MDA, MCDEA and Canton are standing by with bonds, TIF's, and all sorts of goodies if you want to purchase this prime tourist attraction.   Marcus Dupree and Nancy New are standing by to offer their free consulting services on how to get the luxury you deserve with alternate means of financing.  Remember, you deserve this home.   The realtor's listing states: 


Welcome to your Farmhouse Oasis! This home was custom built in 2011 at 5346sq. ft and seated on over 42+/- acres. From the moment you drive through the security gate you know you're home. 

Walking into the main home you will be greeted in the foyer with soaring ceilings and you'll notice the beautiful custom Cypress wrapped and iron staircase, the home will only continue to amaze you with the attention to detail and design element throughout. As you enter the living room area you will enjoy breathtaking views from your floor to ceiling windows, built-in cabinetry, and a gas burning fireplace with a custom cypress wood mantel. Take a look up to enjoy vaulted and beamed ceilings and a custom chandelier. The primary bedroom's natural light from all of the windows is one of the things you will fall in love with, the windows give you a direct view of the wrap around porch with the hot tub that's been recently added, the walk-in pool and a serene view your the 4 acre lake. The primary bath has a huge walk-in shower with two shower heads, jetted tub, and it's only the teaser before you enter a walk-in closet that will most definitely have you take a pause to imagine your items there. 


 

The kitchen continues to take on the theme of the Cypress Wood with it being added to the oversized island. The kitchen will be another favorite featuring a 5 burner cooktop, double ovens, ice maker, plenty of cabinet space, walk-in pantry and to top it off Old Chicago Stamped Brick Pavers for the flooring. The Brick Pavers also runs through the down stairs guest bath and into the huge laundry room. The laundry room comes with plenty of cabinet and counter space, it overlooks the back yard with a view of the lake, it has a sink and comes with the refrigerator. 

The main house also features a game room w/a bar area, and half bath, mud room, office with custom cabinets, screened back porch, and a gas grill. The Pool area has a full kitchen including a gas cooktop, gas fireplace and an entertainment area. On the property there is a Barn that includes a full 2 bedroom 1.5 bath apartment. The barn also has horse stables that could hold up to 4 horses. This is a home that you have to experience for yourself. Call today to arrange a private tour

This house can be yours IF the price is right.  





 

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's price to sell quickly at $1,500,000.

Anonymous said...

That’s a remarkable price.

Anonymous said...

Wonder what sort of palatial residence is being offered in Boulder.
BTW, what does Canton have in this house is in the county not inside the city limits. If it was Truly would have billboards on I-55 pointing that out.

Anonymous said...

House is out on Rankin Rd. Runs from hwy 43 to Sharon rd. Where its located on Rankin Rd will have an impact on the sale price.

Anonymous said...

That’s a lot of acreage, house, barn/stables and pool/pool house for 1.5.

Anonymous said...

One of y'all ought to sell your NE Jackson home and use the proceeds as a down payment.

Anonymous said...

For the up to $45k commission, maybe the agent should hire an editor. ", the walk-in pool and a serene view your the 4 acre lake. "

Anonymous said...

with the proximity to Big Heads on the Rez and Penn's I'm making an offer today!

Anonymous said...

I believe he's going to make a good profit on that from where he bought it at.

Anonymous said...

A beautiful home and land site! Hope it sells to a greatttttt family!

Anonymous said...

How's the water and trash pickup out there?

Anonymous said...

Imagine if Coach Prime were to look for the same house, pool, barn, acreage etc. in Boulder. What would it cost? I know what it would cost around San Francisco and Deion would need a second job.

What a bargain!

Anonymous said...

@10:16 water is either CMU or East Madison Water Association.

Anonymous said...

I don't know who the decorator was but it's just butt fugly on the inside.

Anonymous said...

If I had 1.5M to spend, i'd use it to get the hell out of Mississippi

Anonymous said...

Don't think it'll work for me. Pool just too far from home.

Anonymous said...

@10:44
This is why you will never have $1.4 million.

Mississippi is a ripe and juicy peach, infinitely exploitable. Plenty of profit to be made off the powerful and ignorant who get elected and appointed. Lots of old money widows and trust fund kiddos, too!

Anonymous said...

Word is, it originally sold for about $800,000.00

Anonymous said...

If I had 1.5M to spend, i'd use it to get the hell out of Mississippi

January 19, 2023 at 10:44 AM

Drop the mic and take a bow!
Best comment ever.
Just following what coach done.

Anonymous said...

9:27 You are spot on!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he cleaned it out before the pics, but otherwise, it looks like it was barely lived in.

Anonymous said...

10:44 Did you conclude that from one photograph?
And with just basic furnishing ( they've moved and taken decorative pieces and could have added furnisher that was post "decorator" and left behind.
You are no decorator or you'd know that decorative pieces make a difference and realtors seldom hire professionals around here to "stage" their listings well.
What you are is a "jerk".

Anonymous said...

@11:41 AM - It's called "staging."

Anonymous said...

If it was staged for pictures and showing, they missed the closets.

Anonymous said...

@10:59
Yours is an apt observation, the pool siting is not integral to the house. For entertaining and monitoring of kids, should be a nearby complimentary fit.

Anonymous said...

For clarification, Merck is not the listing agency of this property. It's listed by The Agency Haus! (Dwanna Stanley and Velicia Stanley) in Ridgeland.

Anonymous said...

was on the market. I just got it for 111.70 bitcoin iou's

Anonymous said...

If you bought this "prime piece" you would not need a lawnmower - they did their best to kill the grass.

Hookah said...

get yer faux cowboy on out there for sure

Anonymous said...

@9:27 & @11:25

No, thanks. Enjoy your treeless, cultureless suburbs, peasants.

Skinnin' Racks Come With It said...

The place is rather tacky but would be a great location for a hunting lodge (aka deer-camp). No mention of the number of freezers and beer fridges that might remain.

Anonymous said...

For the win- a tie! 10:44am AND 10:59 am.

Anonymous said...

After all of that he didn't even live in Jackson???

Anonymous said...

Wow! That house is a virtual compendium of everything that's been done-to-death and will be aesthetically-untouchable for the rest of our lives.

And the moments when the ultra-refined "Colonial Crown Mould" is TOUCHING the rustic board window frames (which Madison County's podunk builders seem to have copied from '60s TV Westerns), will be giving me nightmares.

The interior shots were easy to find on the listing services, and are a wonderful reference for knowing what to eradicate from one's own home.

Anonymous said...

I like 7:09’s comment…..and I know what he is eluding too.

Anonymous said...

You WILL enjoy the amazing view, dammit!

Anonymous said...

I like 7:09’s comment…..and I know what he is eluding too.
January 21, 2023 at 8:55 AM

Being an outsider, I have several theories regarding that "kill the grass" comment. Is that football talk? ...druggie talk/steroids jargon? Or is it alluding to the scalped lawn, plus those inexplicably enormous curvy beds of five-year-old mulch, kept bare of vegetation through liberal sprayings of herbicide?

Those 'Ancient Mulch Dead Zones', are straight out of a horror movie.



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