Sunday, January 15, 2023

Idiot of the Day

The St. Charles Parish Sheriff's Office issued the following statement and pictures. 

Deputies with the St. Charles Parish Sheriff’s Office responded to Interstate 310 milepost 4 in St. Rose to the report of a male sitting in a tree trying to flag down drivers. The male advised the caller that he was running from a police department.
Deputies determined yesterday the subject fled from a local agency in a vehicle that was found abandoned on Interstate 310.
St. Rose Volunteer Fire Department successfully rescued the male. St. Charles Parish Emergency Medical Services responded to check the male for injuries. He was taken into custody.

Sheriff Champagne would like to thank St. Rose Volunteer Fire Department and St. Charles Parish Emergency Medical Services for their assistance. 


Anonymous said...

Mental illness and idiocy might be similar but are not the same thing.

Anonymous said...

NASA engineer

North Mississippi Allstars said...

Must have been that mushroom tea.

Anonymous said...

Louisiana. If this was in the metro area the cops could dump him in downtown Jackson. Looks like Jackson won't get this one.

Stuff About ZeroBear PolyBear said...

All I want to know is Were any trees harmed in the apprehension of this criminal? Trees have feelings too!

Anonymous said...

Drugs do terrible things to peoples minds that are life lasting. When brains get burned by drugs that person is of no use to a conducive society. As a person who has employed the “drug addicts and former drug addicts” I can say if you hire them you are wasting time and money and good oxygen. It doesn’t work out and never will. The guy in the tree is a representation of a former employee of mine who called me at 4:00 am one morning to say the Florence PD was using bucket trucks with searchlights to locate him as he was hiding in a water filled ditch and using a straw to breathe…as I asked him how his cell phone worked underwater. Nothing was even true about the story. He was paranoid and a burned out crack/meth head. You can’t deal with these people in any way humanly possible.

Anonymous said...

Only YOU can prevent bears from climbing trees.

Anonymous said...

Can you picture it. You are flooring it to work, held up by cowards who won’t break the speed limit. Once you get past the (Copiah County) people who are driving slow. You get held up by dumb fucks cruising 60 in the left lane (you Hinds County dipshits) and you finally hit open interstate. You see a meth-head in a tree……and stop your car to take a picture and call the cops…for something not-illegal happening

Anonymous said...

Wonder what happened to his shoes?

Anonymous said...

@6:17. I’m an outside sales PRO. I currently work for a company that doesn’t drug test. I am the best salesman you could even think of hiring because the customer is THE bottom line, I bleed for them (thank you, but you can’t afford me, but I appreciate your interest) I smoke marijuana every night instead of chugging a bottle of bourbon. I wake up clear-headed, well-rested and ready to destroy my day. I run a $4M territory and have zero complaints. Catch up, boomer.

Anonymous said...

@6:17- now that’s funny

Anonymous said...

I've often wondered if the drug use is a manifestation of some degree of mental illness, or if it's the other way around.

Anonymous said...

*I've often wondered if the drug use is a manifestation of some degree of mental illness, or if it's the other way around.*

Well, based on the posts here, you've damn sure come to the right place for a medical discussion of the subject.

Owwwwww!!! said...

IF you've ever had the misfortune of attempting to walk through water full of cypress knees, much less barefooted, then you'd understand that dude's plight.

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