Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Rev up the Romance

Need to get away from it all but don't want to leave town for some reason? Want to rev up the romance?  Check out Jackson's newest adults-only attraction on the I-55 N frontage road.  

Romance that special someone in luxury at  the Imperial Suites in Jackson.








Yes, that is a mirror in the ceiling

The amenities include additional "romantic packages. 


There are also "I Love You", "Marry Me", and of course, Sensual Surprise packages available.  

Who says you can't find love in Jackson? 


50 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pass

Anonymous said...

It’s like the love hotels in Japan where you participate in JK business.
Same for Europe, NZ/Australia, and most of Asia.
It’s something that has been in the developed world for half a century.
Therefore, it is too new for Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

After the judge closed the "no tell motel," the hookers and pimps now have a new location.

"Marry me?" Isn't that putting the cart before the horse?

Anonymous said...

They charge by the hour ?

Anonymous said...

This falls into the category "Can't make this sh't up"

Anonymous said...

Hot damn let's go baby!!

Pick your battles and I'd take this over the Drug Den that was there previously.

Anonymous said...

Ewww

Anonymous said...

Maybe Rukia can promote some artificial reconciliation there for sex offenders and their victims.

One of the eagles said...

“Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice, we are all just prisoners of our own device”.

Anonymous said...

Think how sticky the floors are!

Anonymous said...

How many hidden cameras in each room?

Anonymous said...

Those used to be over on 49 and down on Hwy 80.

Welcome now to the "NEW" NE Jxn.. not the same as the old NE Jxn.

Anonymous said...

Until the owner hires some ladies, they will have to run it by hand.

Anonymous said...

They were going to name it the "In-N-Out Fur Burger" but that name was already taken.

Anonymous said...

Blackmail Inn

Wear gloves and ski masks, park a block away, pay cash, use pseudonyms.

Anonymous said...

Yeah no

Anonymous said...

And just a short drive from the Emperor's Magisterial Palace!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember the old Zebra Motel on I-55 at the Countyline Road exit?

Asleep at the wheel said...

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous, she said, I've never done this kind of thing before, have you?

The No-Tell Motel said...

I'm just here for the comments.

Anonymous said...

Damn, I can't imagine what the cleaning crew is going to have to deal with at that place.

Anonymous said...

ADA room first on their reservation listing.
"Room amenities Accessibility Wheelchair accessible Bathroom "

Anonymous said...

9;46 for the win!

Anonymous said...

I just looked at the website. You know it's a high class place when they have to advertise the fact that they have toilet paper, soap, bedsheets and a private bathroom

Honey, I'm working late said...

No comment.

Anonymous said...

For some reason my mind is pulling up an image of Cliff Finch in a heart-shaped tub. Can't wash it out.

Anonymous said...

What’s wrong with the ole Luv Tub place next to Sam’s? You can do smoke shots at Sam’s and grab a hooker and hit the Luv Tub all for under $100

Anonymous said...

This type of establishment is not about romance. It is about sexual gratification. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Anonymous said...

Sex tourism comes to LeFleur East.

Anonymous said...

You can smell the nasty just by looking at the pictures.

Anonymous said...

@9:46, well done sir.

Dial Room Service For A Good Time said...

I'll be the first to bet my middle leg that every room has at least three hidden cameras.

There are also three different size holes drilled in the locked door to the adjoining room. You figure it out.

And to think Harvey made the front page when he outlawed vibrators at Luv Stores.

Anonymous said...

Someone tell me what those brown things are in the second picture.

Anonymous said...

Have fun while you're there, because you'll most likely have to Uber home after your car is stolen

Anonymous said...

If you’re asking the woman to “marry you” as you’re taking her there or to anything that somewhat resembles this , and she is agreeing to it, then you need to take a step back and ask yourself 1: should I take this girl home to meet my parents? 2: Will this be a lasting relationship? 3: how many times has she said “yes” in more ways than one?

Anonymous said...

Mark me down for NO please.

Anonymous said...

I just swallowed my vomit.
RMQ

Randy Jackson in Jackson said...

That’s a no for me, dawg.

Anonymous said...

And when you get crabs for free, you can visit one of the marvelous medical centers that are nearby...

Anonymous said...

I recall a "Mustang Motel" that was built new in the late '80's on Northside Drive at Medger Evers. Marquee advertised hourly rates on day 1. Purpose built.

Anonymous said...

@12:32 I think they are heart shaped balloons.
I had to look at it a while to figure it out.

Anonymous said...

So, the bathroom door can be barricaded from the OUTSIDE, rather than from the inside? Perfect for traffickers to keep their girls under control! And that seamless plastic shower looks like all evidence can be wiped-clean, in a jiffy!

I guess the giant voyeur's window, is for guys only paying for "The Show". Pay more, and the barn door gets rolled-back, so customers can "git with her". I guess the barn door, rolled-back, obscures the shower window, so a customer can get a "Private Interaction", or whatever they're calling it.

And how easy, to hide the BLACKMAIL CAMERAS among all those sparkly lights over the bed. Jeffrey Epstein's Decorator must do consultations, these days.

Anonymous said...

"Hey baby, I have a surprise for you this weekend"

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the hotel on Hwy 49 north of I-220 with a sign that said, "No refunds after 10 minutes."

Anonymous said...

Missed advertising opportunity, "conveniently located near the District, River Hills, and Eastover."

Anonymous said...

I looked up this place on Been Verified.... Owner listed as Eastover LLC.... ?? Who is running his place? So Tacky...

There Wunst Wuz A Man Frum Nantucket... said...

The *No Smoking* sign in the second picture is quite thoughtful. But what happens when those little candles burn down?

Anonymous said...

@9:15 pm is correct, it’s like the love hotels in Japan. Some there even have Disney decor or Hello Kitty if that’s what the lady prefers. But this will never catch on in Mississippi where we have plenty of perfectly good logging roads to which y’all can escort your lovely ladies for an unforgettable evening of love and romance.

No Firearms, Knives or Whips said...

You people who are protesting with "mark me down with a no", "I just swallowed by vomit", "This is disgusting", etc etc... the cameras will still pick you up even though you're wearing shades and a trench coat.

Be sure you wear your covid-mask.

Anonymous said...

Laugh all you want but this capitalism at its finest.
Know your demographic and give the market what they want = Profit

This business model wont work everywhere, but in Jackson it should thrive and they need all the new business they can get.


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