Saturday, January 28, 2023

Hinds Hopefuls

The latest list of Hinds County candidates is posted below.  


Tyree Jones (I)

Circuit Clerk

Zach Wallace (I)

Tax Assessor

Charles Stokes (I)

Willie Bob McGinnis

Tax Collector

Edward Fair (I)

Timothy Lewis

County Attorney

Geral Mumford (I)


Sharon Grisham-Stewart (I)

Supervisor - District 1

Robert Graham (I)

Eva Crisler

Luigia Hodge

Supervisor - District 2

David L. Archie (I)

Anthony Smith

Supervisor - District 3

Antonio Porter

Credell Calhoun (I)

Deborah Dixon

Jermal Clark (Withdrew)

Supervisor - District 4

Robert Amos

Wanda Evers

Vern Gavin (I)

Allison Lauderdale

Emon Thompson, Sr. 

James "Lap" Baker 

James Lott, III

Supervisor - District 5

Dr. Kerry Gray (Withdrawn)

Robert Wall

Ashley Floyd

Bobby "Bobcat" McGowan (I)

Freddie Schuller

Malcolm Johnson

Dexter Hutton

Justice Court Judge - District 1

Don Palmer (I)

Justice Court Judge - District 2

Tabitha Britton-Porter

Monique Montgomery

Justice Court Judge - District 3

Frank Sutton (I)

Justice Court Judge - District 4

Kenneth Lewis (I)

Justice Court Judge - District 5

Pearlie Owens

Constable - District 1

Jerry Moore (I)

Constable - District 2

John Brown (I)

Cedric Love

Constable - District 3

Lawrence Funchess (I)

Constable - District 4 

Leon Seals (I)

Constable - District 5

Beverly Wade-Green

Larry "Big" White

Election Commissioner - District 2

Celestial Gordon-Griffin

Election Commissioner - District 4


Anonymous said...

Did Stokes throw in the towel?

Anonymous said...

What could possibly go wrong!

Anonymous said...

Hiring the mentally handicapped: Hinds County style.

Anonymous said...

Nothing against the man at all,
but how old is Constable John Brown ?

Anonymous said...

Holes in the roads!

Anonymous said...

To borrow a word of immense popularity on the blog...YAWN.

Whether there's a changing of the guard or the guard remains the same, the place remains....unguarded.

Anonymous said...

And as you can see, THAT’s why Hinds County is spinning down the drain. Almost as quickly as Jackson. Roads are not being patched, right of ways are not being cut, Bridges are in disrepair, trash everywhere on the roads yet we are overpopulated at the detention center. Can someone tell me why the taxes are so high and yet no competent services? And don’t give me that Covid crap either. To pick up trash you don’t need to be standing next to each other. There was a time in this county when the supervisors had pride in their districts. Not anymore. Way too much money was given away for rental assistance raise of the chinaman flu.

Anonymous said...

9:35 for the win.
Holes in the road
Hoes in the road
Dope in the road
Boo boo in the road

We need some help over here………
We need some money………

Anonymous said...

Gerald Mumford, Sharon Grisham-Stewart, Zack Wallace, and Tabitha Britton-Porter are the only competent ones on the entire list. This is sad.

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If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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