Thursday, January 5, 2023

Forest Hill Fireworks

 This post was almost called "Miracle of the Day."  A shootout took place at the gas station in front of Forest Hill High School recently.  Apparently some yewts never heard of proper gun safety.  Watch and you will see why. 

Oh hell, couldn't resist.



Anonymous said...

They're either shootin' blanks or are blind as bats. Couldn't help noticing you can't walk straight with your britches low-ridin' but you shore can take off runnin'.

I failed to notice anything about gun-safety.

Anonymous said...

So, "gun safety" means: make sure you're carrying, because everyone else is.

Kingfish said...

One did not have a round chambered. If you're going to carry unholstered by your balls, probably not a bad idea. The other one dropped his mag before it was empty. Probably did not want to shoot innocent bystanders.

Anonymous said...

You ever see tape of the Kehoe brothers from Ohio, those two guys that get out of that white Suburban, it's been on Cops a few times? Those guys, folks, have a shootout with the police, at point...blank...range—nobody gets hurt. I would love to have been at that office the next day when that guy's being interviewed by the police. "And then what happened?" "Well, at that point, I unloaded my semi-automatic 9-millimeter weapon at point blank range." "And then what happened?" "They...left." Nice shooting, Elmer Fudd. There was a kid in Detroit a few years ago, shot 8 bullets, hit 9 people. These cops fired 22 shots, didn't even hit the f'in' Suburban!

Anonymous said...

Thankfully nobody was injured. They're all blessed to ride another day.

If there had been a 'no weapons on this property' sign, they all would have been breaking the law.

Animals All! said...

It sure was generous of their employers to give them the day off from work.

Anonymous said...

The people that live out there wonder why there is no retail or grocery stores anymore.

See video above.

I grew up out there. Thank God I had the resources to get the hell out of there.

If I had a gas station in south Jackson it would only be open from 7am to 2pm. These gun slingers don’t have jobs. They sleep all day.

Anonymous said...

The guns were probably all stolen, thanks to the irresponsible gun owners who leave their guns in their vehicles unsecured.

Anonymous said...

No aimed fire at all - just throwing a lot of lead out there. Red shirt can't shoot two-handed because he has to hold his britches up, and his pal's gun stopped running after he accidentally hit the magazine release. What a shitshow.

Anonymous said...

That's a mighty fine display of nuts and nabs they have. I'll have to lock and load and pay the station a visit. I bet they have Diet Dr. Peppers, too.

Anonymous said...

Yeah that Kehoe line is from Ron White's first album

Anonymous said...

Does anybody work anymore?

Tooth fairy said...

If the gas station had "Gun Free Zone" signage this would never have happened.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone but me remember a time, say, 15+ years ago where such a scene would have been unthinkable? Now, we all watch and critique how it turns out!

If ANYONE can think of a way Jackson can be brought back - because it's clearly gone now - please post your suggestions here. (I know you can't post the ACTUAL problems or the ACTUAL solutions, but post what you got, you know, as closely as you can.....)

Anonymous said...

Maybe you mean theirs is a severe lack of weapon and trigger discipline.

Anonymous said...

3:14 you can't because KF is so woke and afraid. I send him reasonable comments all the time and he won't print them. A total scardy cat wimp.

Anonymous said...

Rev Pickett call out the prayer warriors to this location. Please don’t call the Sheriff and Police Chief they tired of your antics. Go help the people!

Anonymous said...

If nobody was hit then it is in fact only a "perception of crime." Right?

Anonymous said...

(Only Interpersonal relationships).

No big deal at all.

Anonymous said...

That’s about 2 miles from 16 WAPT studios.

Will they report this?

Anonymous said...

@2:07. Have of this state doesn’t work.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to give them free training so they hit their mark and not innocent people.

FACTS from the gallery.. said...

FACT! You got to stand still and pull up your britches to aim.

FACT! You can NOT aim while running and holding up your britches with one hand.

FACT: You can NOT hit your target if you don't aim.

FACT: Your target will suffer no inconvenience if you don't hit it.

Anonymous said...

Ditch the sucky music,
can you put in some Star-trek battle scene music.

Anonymous said...

I thought Jackson banned guns within 500 feet of school property. Where are the protests?

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