Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Dallas Down on Dak?

 Are Dak's days numbered in Dallas? Check out this tweet.  

Seem to remember him throwing three picks in the Bama game, including one in the end zone.  This guy dissected Dak's performance in a rather sober fashion, unlike the hollering at ESPN yesterday. 


Anonymous said...

Dak learns that he’s a marginal QB.

Anonymous said...

Or maybe he needs some playmakers other than Lamb.

Anonymous said...

Cowboys learn that paying millions for a worn-out running back, but not providing the line and receivers that others do, doesn't win. But the owner is more interested in dollars in the pocket than in winning.

Put Dak (the one that Anon at 8:55 says is marginal) in teams with a line, receivers and running backs - as others in the division have - and lets see how they react.

Anonymous said...

Dak will be alright. He'll retire to make millions as the latest Cowboy T.V. commentator whether he wins or not. Why worry?

Kingfish said...

Lamb was the problem?

Zeke looked overweight and slow.

Best thing for Dad would be Sean Payton but we all know Jerry is not going to hire him because that would involve giving up his precious control.

Anonymous said...

Dak is not the problem - unlike the LSU sicophant wants to believe, who still thinks all of football revolves around LSU and college football once the players move up to pro rather than the semi-pro that NCAA has evolved into today.

Dak's owner isn't interested in winning, just dollars on the balance sheet. Bring the folks into the stadium, get the TV revenue.

Paying millions for a wornout running back but not for a line or receivers - winning is not the desired result, but dollars. Don't disagree with that as a true conservative capitalist, but as a fan - this sucks.

Move Dak to another team, give him the same line that others in the division has; a couple of receivers - and he will be among (not at top, or beating, but among) the elite.

In the meantime - he can enjoy the $40 mil that Jerry gives him along with the $33 million Jerry has wasted on a walking back.

Anonymous said...

Your right
Jerry would never allow someone that would be a challenge to him. Sean doesn’t appear to be a “yes” man

Anonymous said...

Dak is a great quarterback!! Every other week.

Anonymous said...

That's a BS tweet and if I were Dak, I would be pissed. If my employer did something like that, I would leave. I know sports contracts are different, but that's petty of the franchise.

Anonymous said...

KF you have kicked the nest of the leghumpers. They will not forget.

Anonymous said...

Dak is great! Just don't ask him to read defenses or throw consistently accurate downfield passes.

Anonymous said...

Dak is fine at QB. Dallas has a lot of continuing issues that have kept them down for thirty years and are going to impede them no matter who is the QB.

If Pollard didn't go down, Dallas would have won that game. Then this discussion wouldn't have happened...

Anonymous said...

@ January 25, 2023 at 9:03 AM

Agree - with Pollard out and Zeke ineffective, it made the Dallas offense one dimensional against a strong SF defense that is #1 for opponent interceptions. And, per the video, the first pick was all on the receiver; and, you could see it in Dak's eyes when it happened.

Anonymous said...

Dak throws interceptions trying to make plays happen when there are just zero plays to speak of. WHY? because Zeke is running to the pile not open space, I guess he is tired of getting hit. Going horizontal to Lamb?! Over and over!!
There are No other receivers on the team!!!!!I hope they trade him so I can go back to hating Dallas.

Anonymous said...

Please trade Dak.
I want to cheer for him but not badly enough to ever say good things about the Cowboys.

Wow said...

People forget that the NFL is listed and registered as an entertainment entity and business just like wrestling WWE. It is not registered as a sporting body.

Understand what you are watching.

Anonymous said...

Face it, Dak is not a great QB, however he is solid and with the right team he can win! The problem is Jerry Jones, PERIOD!

Anonymous said...

Dak’s fine, but he’s clearly not worth the money he got. Most $100 million qb’s can carry an offense and make average talent look elite. Not Dak, he’s needs a great defense and great running game to have a chance. If it’s all on him, interceptions will be frequent.

Anonymous said...

12:20 Sorry to inform you but Jerry Jones IS the Dallas Cowboys. He can't be the problem He owns the team! PERIOD!

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