Thursday, June 11, 2026

Schmucks of the Day

 Check out what our favorite squatters done did.  




Yup, the squatters put up not just a fence but..... a no trespassing sign.   

The house sits abandoned at 3882 Northview Drive.  Squatters moved in during the winter.  There is no power but that didn't stop them from setting up camp.   

The property is owned by Harmony Properties in Georgia.  




21 comments:

Anonymous said...

A true fixer upper!

Anonymous said...

That house looks like it needs to be torn down

Anonymous said...

Lord only knows what goes on within those walls--

Anonymous said...

But they put out their trash, and heat their water. Would bet the water meter is bypassed.

Anonymous said...

Ok that’s hilarious. Wonder who is keeping the grass cut? That is not a squatter house. It’s a squatter home.

Anonymous said...

Has the new Dr. Chief learned what her job entails about evicting squatters if the owner requests police assistance?

Anonymous said...

These people need shelter from the hot sun and old man winter. The city of Jackson should provide them free water and Entergy should at least let them run the air conditioner. If they don’t know how to work and buy their own property, it’s probably not any fault of their own. The word squatter is extremely offensive. They would probably be unalive without these abandoned properties.

Anonymous said...

Even further, the city of Jackson should provide them a livable wage and free health care, along with a free Mercedes-Benz and a subscription to Netflix. After all that, one of them should be given a job on the city counsel to make changes so that all free-loaders, I mean squatters could go to Jackson and get the same. All on the taxpayers of Jackson’s dime. Where is the compassion democrats always talk about?

Anonymous said...

@2:08

-nothing is free

-you cant seriously think that a good 85 percent of those people "dont know how to work". That is lunacy and they are welcome to sit in the air conditioner at the homeless shelter.

-who gives a shit if the word for what they are is offensive? Thats like saying calling mexicans is offensive if they are FROM MEXICO..... same leap you are making

-the word isnt unalive its DEAD , dead dead dead, why have we become so desensitized to every horrific behavior of a human, yet we cant say the word "dead"?

Anonymous said...

I really wish the COJ would disincentivize out-of-state ownership of parcels. Tax the asshole owners.

Anonymous said...

@2:08

One last thing, why don't you invite them into your house? I am sure your sanctimonious self has AC. If you get real lucky one will take a dump on your lawn and bathe with your water hose.

Anonymous said...

I think everything should be free

Anonymous said...

Did they get a permit to build the fence and did they get their utility locates before digging? Those are serious violations! They could be shut down.

Also, there's probably some additional jackleg work been done if the city would bother to check and enforce their codes.

Anonymous said...

If only the same amount of effort was applied to finding a paying job and paying for a house instead of stealing it.
I think I will go to a car dealership, test drive a car and take it home and just stick a 'No Trespassing' sign in the window. That should guarantee me a free vehicle if I park it in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

You can’t steal an abandoned house. They are improving it. Would you accused the rats, squirrels, and racoons of stealing it when they move in?

Anonymous said...

" The word squatter is extremely offensive."

Why ?
If the water ain't working ... once a day they're all squattin'
somewhere. Probably on the street a few blocks away.

"They would probably be unalive "

Such sissy woke terminology for death is funny.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for telling us you didn’t graduate from Trump University. This is part of an investment portfolio. All you need is a picture of the property from about 1979 and a 2026 Jackson’s tax assessment. The AMC 1977 AMX Javelin sitting in the driveway just proves a classic car enthusiast lives there!

Anonymous said...

Does the no trespassing posting mean they can use the Castle Doctrine? (serious question!)

Anonymous said...

@2:36
You joke but if promises had been kept for tax dollars spent, since 1950 then every state should have a dozen or more nuclear reactors with nearly free electricity by now. We could all be zipping around in GM electric cars (Elon Musk drove a GM EV-1in 1997) but our uniparty politicians all got bought on both sides for 40 years to stall nuclear..

Now suddenly MONEY has the uniparty unified yet again for massive buildout of nuclear, gas turbines, and coal. Why? Data center MONEY!

Where the hell were they back during Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Dubya, Obama,, and Trump 45?

Zaggie said...

@2:08 gets the "Y'all can't take a joke" award for this thread.

Ben said...

My sincere hope is that this is satirical. If not, wow.


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