Friday, March 28, 2025

FAFO of the Day

 A redneck apparently went somewhere to whoop some ass but well, things did not exactly go as she expected.  The Neshoba Democrat reported: 

Marion Grier-Stuart Credit: Neshoba Democrat 

Four women have been arrested and charged with assault after a fight that broke out at a home on Highway 16 east of Ocobla.

According to Neshoba County Sheriff Eric Clark, Marion Grier-Stuart, 30, 10070 Road 1351, was arrested and charged with burglary, trespassing and three counts of simple assault.

Kameron Joiner, 24, 10503 Road 383, and Natalee Grace Vaughn, 19, 12621 Highway 16 East, and Elizabeth Joiner, 42, 12621 Highway 16 East, have all been arrested and charged with aggravated assault, according to Clark.

Clark said the charges stem from an incident reported on Sunday, March 9, at about 3:50 a.m. when Grier-Stuart reportedly broke into Elizabeth Joiner’s residence in search of her ex-boyfriend, Noah Massey.

Grier-Stuart allegedly kicked in a door and attempted to drive off in Massey’s pickup truck before getting stuck in the yard.

“She said she was trying to retrieve her phone charger from his truck,” Clark said.

After exiting the pickup Grier-Stuart reportedly went back inside the house and was confronted by the homeowner, Elizabeth Joiner, as well as her daughter, Kameron Joiner, and Natalee Vaughn.

A fight broke out as the three women attempted to get Grier-Stuart to leave the property, Clark said

Both Joiner women and Vaughn restrained Grier-Stuart and had her pinned down in the driveway when Neshoba County Sheriff’s deputies arrived.

Grier-Stuart was taken to Neshoba General by EMS and was later transported to the University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson.

Grier-Stuart suffered extensive facial injuries, including a broken nose and a brain bleed, Clark said.

Elizabeth Joiner suffered scratches in between her eyes and had bite marks on her forearm, he said....

“We believe a lot of alcohol was involved on both sides,” Clark said.

On March 12, Grier-Stuart filed aggravated assault charges against Elizabeth Joiner, Kameron Joiner and Vaughn. That same day The Joiners and Vaughn filed aggravated assault charges against Grier-Stuart....

“The Neshoba County grand jury will hear testimony and decide which felonies have enough merit for an indictment,” Clark said. Rest of article.

Ouch.  

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where was Noah during this melee?

Anonymous said...

"“We believe a lot of alcohol was involved on both sides,” Clark said." The understatement of the month.

Is the correct noun "redneckets" or is it "rednecketts?" KF spelling police, please help.

Anonymous said...

@9:12 Noah was with his sane girlfriend, Natalie Nguyen. Who has a 130 IQ and a six figure job in Meridian.

Solar Sausage said...

Hand me my BACCA

Anonymous said...

What is it with these crazy women from Neshoba County? Maybe the Mississippi Free Press can do an investigation.

Anonymous said...

at 9:18 AM - His truck was at the house. And, Ms. Nguyen wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near Ocobla. This guy is a candidate for the Charlie Sheen Dirty Dog award.

Anonymous said...

As a redneck, I’m offended by the use of that language to describe her. This girl is white trash.

Anonymous said...

"Grier-Stuart suffered extensive facial injuries, including a broken nose and a brain bleed". That's assuming she has a brain. If she does, she apparently wasn't using it.

Anonymous said...

130 is merely above average.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, Noah Massey's ego is probably swelling to intolerable proportions.

Anonymous said...

Noah was with is sane, smart, wealthy girlfriend, but his truck was at another woman's house being stolen by his ex-girlfriend? Sounds like a redneck love triangle.

Anonymous said...

Why in the world are we arresting the women who were defending themselves after a repeated break in? They should have shot her.

Anonymous said...

She deserves an enhanced sentence for winking at the guy taking her mug shot.

Anonymous said...

I have seen it happen many times in my youth, someone would open a can of whoop ass, and would accidentally spill said contents of the can on themselves.

Anonymous said...

She seems to be what they call “off the reservation”.

Anonymous said...

She got a sister?

Anonymous said...

Gotta hate when that happens!

Anonymous said...

Ain’t no little white boys pecker worth that much trouble, honey.

Anonymous said...

Could this be the dreaded RAS?

Redneck Alcohol Syndrome?

Anonymous said...

It'll buff out.

Anonymous said...

Redneck derangement syndrome.

Anonymous said...

That's a whole lotta findin out!

Anonymous said...

Agreed, 10:13! There's a social class BELOW 'Redneck'. Frankly, most Rednecks have left Mississippi, or have ascended to replace the 'Fine Old Families', 'Lovely Old Families', and 'Nice People', who fled Mississippi before most Rednecks did. Even top political positions in Mississippi, are now occupied by White Trash, rather than by Rednecks. As for the young woman in the picture, I can't decide whether she's BWT or Red.

Wow said...

House Grier-Stuart has ended. This is the end of its line after hundreds of years. Sad.

Bubba Bob said...

"Sounds like a redneck love triangle."

So we await the judge's final decision: "Who gets the truck?"

Anonymous said...

I’d hit it…

Anonymous said...

"My phone charger is in my ex-old-man's truck, so excuse me while I drive it off." But truck was mired in mud? All sounds so DogPatch.

Anonymous said...

Probably a good thing all the cinder blocks were in use under the vehicles in the yard. They really hurt to catch upside the head!

Anonymous said...

@5:06 PM - You like sloppy 3rd's?

Anonymous said...

This story wins the prize of the day!

Anonymous said...

She hot. Where can you find women like that?

Anonymous said...

If "Noah Massey" had a relationship with ANY of these girls/women - he ain't long for this world.

Even if at the moment he's with someone of higher caliber, his judgment is sorely unsound - and he'll return to the hood rats soon enough. Then, in the not-too-distant future, one of these types of feral pigs will eventually "find" him - and eat him alive.

Anonymous said...

Whooeee! She could be my next ex-wife!

Anonymous said...

Was this Noah also trying to gather 2 of every animal?



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