Monday, June 13, 2022

The Clash Over the Trash

The Clash over the Trash will take place next month in Hinds County Chancery Court. 

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are these “real lawyers”, or are we watching a “little rascals” rerun?

Anonymous said...

What is this sh*t, about “the honorable” in front of their name? Just because they cheated their way through “law” school and the “bar exam” (?) does not make them “honorable”.

Anonymous said...

How will they F it up this time? Stay tuned!

Anonymous said...

Wait and see, on July 8th the mayor will be out of town. seems as if every time there is a ruling/an event that goes against him, he is never available for comment.

Anonymous said...

If they actually graduated from some type of “law school”, why can’t these worthless charlatans write their names where those of us without those “ distinguished” degrees can read them?

Anonymous said...

This is the middle of June. It will be next month before we figure out who picks up our trash. This has to be a bad joke.

Anonymous said...

@7:23
I have news for you. The are Honorable due to the higher socioeconomic class than you. They make $200 an hour minimum. That’s more an hour than the average Mississippian earns in a day.

Anonymous said...

Richard's Disposal bumped up to my house last week in their diesel farting hooptie rust bucket. Guy jumped off the hooptie, looked into the can that was obviously empty (lid still laying on the ground where they left it). He never bothered to lift the lid covering the other can, which contained several bags of actual trash. He paused to scroll through his cell phone, then stopped in front of my security camera and whipped it out to take a piss. Then they left without picking up my trash, again.

Above was confirmed by my security camera system. Thank God his back was to the camera when he was pissing.

Anonymous said...

I put a ton of crab on the curb that I probably wasn’t supposed to today and Richards picked it all up. Not a fan of all the shenanigans going on but service has been good for me in NE Jackson. Screw CCJ. Let’s take Richards up on their quote for twice a week no cans service.

Anonymous said...

Do we have a real judge this time? Or another who doesn't know an opinion from his elbow?

Anonymous said...

Martin is not a good attorney but good luck against Lumumba and his corrupted friends. Martin brother was kicked out of a church in Raymond for stealing the church land.

Anonymous said...

8:30 PM. Your statement only confirms the fact that Shakespeare was right.

Anonymous said...

@8:03 PM So do the hookers on Highway 80 and no one is calling them The Honorable Trixie

Anonymous said...

7:23 coming from someone in law school… very hard to cheat your way through. Your final exam is normally 90% of your grade. Most people who try and cheat their way through law school, believe it or not, ACTUALLY don’t make it through law school.

Anonymous said...

If a lawyer is not an “Honorable” judge, he’s an “Esquire.” Lawyers confer these honorifics upon themselves and upon each other; honorifics aren’t some mandate of which I’m aware. Maybe their degree confers it upon them, which is just bovine scatology; or, maybe, I don’t know, it’s handed down from on high by the bar association, but that would be the only thing the state bar does aside from collecting dues and organizing the yearly convention that takes place outside the state at Destin.

About 15 years ago there was a black female lawyer in Jackson — can’t recall her name anymore — who signed her correspondence and pleadings as coming from Whateverhernamewas, “Esquess.”

True story.

Anonymous said...

I'm just grateful , unlike Waste Management, the larger limbs that fell in my yard during the storm were picked up Monday!
Indeed, my trash has been picked up without fail and with NO debris left behind even once.
I'm VERY pleased as is my entire neighborhood and we didn't have to complain.

Kingfish said...

WM always picked up mine as long as I cut them into sections of four feet or less as required.

Anonymous said...

... as is my entire neighborhood ...

Which neighborhood? Surely you can name it.

Anonymous said...

I call her The Honorable Trixie. It's role playing. She calls me Mr. Mayor.

Anonymous said...

June 14, 2022 at 6:46 AM, has won the internet for today.

Anonymous said...

Mark your calendar: July 8th should be entertaining.

County Cletus said...

😂

Anonymous said...

8:47, "Esquess" almost made me spit out my coffee.

Dear god, that is fantastic. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Not a fan of all the shenanigans going on but service has been good for me in NE Jackson. Screw CCJ. Let’s take Richards up on their quote for twice a week no cans service. -- Anonymous 9:42

8:36 here. Are you nuts? First of all, the service has SUCKED ever since WM stopped picking up. Then again, I'm not in NE Jxn with "Friends of Chowke", so I'll take your word that your little enclave gets better treatment than the rest of us.

Second of all, if you don't like shenanigans, don't reward them!! Richard's bid for 2x/week pickup with no carts was NOT the lowest bid... and it damn sure wasn't the best.

WASTE MANAGEMENT had the lowest and best bid for 2x/week pickup with no carts! BUT for some reason -- it's SUCH A MYSTERY -- the mayor absolutely will not bring that bid forward for the council's approval. The mayor appears desperate and willing to stoop to any level to get Richard's this contract. It's almost like he OWES Richards and is scared what will happen if Richard's doesn't. That relationship stinks to high heaven.

Please do us a favor and stay home on election day. We don't need more support for corruption.

Anonymous said...

@11:56, it isn't about Richards, it is about Lumumba's need for dictatorial power. Ideologues don't compromise and don't have any interest in sharing power. Only rubberstamping is tolerated.

Anonymous said...

Anybody have any good idea why WM is going to once a week pickup in Glückstadt?

Anonymous said...

@ 3:19 I have lived in Gluckstadt for 8 years and always had once a week service on Wednesdays.

Anonymous said...

3:19 - just a guess here, but probably a damn good one. Because that is what the city officials of Gluckstadt contracted with WM for them to do. Once a week is what most towns/cities are moving to in their contracts with garbage collection.

Anonymous said...

Once a week is what most towns/cities are moving to in their contracts with garbage collection.

Link?

Anonymous said...

"I have news for you. The are Honorable due to the higher socioeconomic class than you. They make $200 an hour minimum. That’s more an hour than the average Mississippian earns in a day."

Lol @ 8:30. I seriously doubt the city attorney is billing out at $200.00 an hour.



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