Friday, June 17, 2022

Little Europe, Beware

An attempted carjacking took place in Little Europe last night.  A victim's family member posted on social media:

 Last night between 12:04 and 12:05am my husband was in an Uber just outside our driveway when two armed men approached the Uber driver’s vehicle. One of the suspects tapped on the back passenger window with a pistol, pointing it right at my husband’s face, while the other suspect positioned (what appeared to be an AK 47 assault rifle) at the driver. Luckily the Uber driver was smart enough to speed off and no shots were fired. My husband immediately called me to lock doors and call 911. It took JPD over 20 minutes to arrive. The two suspects are described as young African American males wearing hoodies. Unfortunately my outdoor cameras were not angled to record any footage. JPD believes they were not on foot and rather in a vehicle waiting on a victim. They suggest residents to not linger in our vehicles once we arrive at home to prevent placing a target on our back. Stay woke people. Just when you think your neighborhood is somewhat safe…

The incident took place on Brussells Drive.  


Anonymous said...

I keep hearing that homes in that area bring good money. If that's the case what the hell are people thinking staying there ?

Anonymous said...

Too bad Jean Claude Van Damme wasn’t around to teach the car jackers a lesson!

Anonymous said...

Carry, always! At least one gat, and maybe a hog leg too.

Anonymous said...

That area has not been safe for quite some time. If crime stats were actually reported people would actually see unsafe it really is.

Anonymous said...

Phuk this world we live in.

Anonymous said...

it seems the only people that can get a hold of assault rifles are the criminals go figure.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of crime stats, when is someone going to file suit to force the city to start providing them? Hello WLBT! Hello Attorney General!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing you can do in Jackson. The criminal culture owns it. They rob you, they either don't get caught or they get caught and immediately released. On the other hand, if you shoot one / all of them, ALL that matters from that point forward is YOUR race. That alone predetermines the outcome of your trial.

Anonymous said...

If "woke" is the French word for situational awareness, fine, just make sure everyone knows. Otherwise, if its meaning spans gender identity, personal pronoun choice, etc, I suggest you use the more specific "situational awareness" as a precise instruction.

Anonymous said...

If in self-defense you cap one or more thugs in Jackistan, and you are white, don't hang around. To avoid this situation, stay out of Jackistan. I live in Madison and haven't been to Jackistan in over a year. It has nothing to offer, not a damn thing but grief.

Anonymous said...

Tell me one ONE person, white or otherwise, who has been prosecuted for shooting someone in self defense in Jackson?

You can't, because it's a problem you made up, not something based in reality. Enjoy your chain restaurants in cuckstadt.

Kingfish said...

Wayne Parish, knucklehead, but you already knew that.

Anonymous said...

This happens every day in jackistan, along with murders, robberies, shootings, but our FBI and DOJ spend our tax dollars and 5 years prosecuting an old white guy in Simpson County for pepper spraying someone. Great use of resources.

Anonymous said...

Move to Madison (city), that is what I did. I am very happy and feel very safe.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Wayne Parish. What they did to him was about the lowest of the lows Jacksonians can do. He had to shoot a Jackson thug to save his life then Jackson made his life hell.

Anonymous said...

6:40, your oasis is surrounded by the kudzu of crime. At some point, it will cover the entire metro area if the dysfunction in Jackson isn't addressed.

Anonymous said...

'Little Europe' makes zero sense. But, you already knew that.

Anonymous said...

There aren’t a ton of examples probably in large part to the majority of Caucasians that remain in Jackson have enough white guilt to not even consider defending themselves. And surely Belhaven and Fondren residents don’t own one of those evil guns the police abuse?

Wayne Parrish should have been revered for his bravery in the same manner that the media defended George Floyd.
But victim blaming is all the homeowners have left.

This guy definitely asked for it by daring to sit in an unmoving car, right?

Anonymous said...

@3:14: “criminal culture,” heh, heh, heh.

@4:33: Thank you for providing my guffaw of the day.

Anonymous said...

The "criminal culture" is destroying Jackson permanently. I would say more but if I do, Mr. Sensitive will not allow it.

Anonymous said...

8:59 is right.

So, admit you need us in the suburbs to save you, because Jackson obviously has failed for at least l20 years.
And get Chucky to relinquish control to us (fiscally, judicially and law enforcement) and we will step right on in and clean it right up.

Otherwise stop with the “y’all in the suburbs better care too” mantra.

Krusatyr said...

Nasty, murdering, drug dealing, subhuman, gangsta carjacking bandits aren't a permanent death knell. But you gotta have leadership in City Hall, enough cops, a DA that prosecutes and adequate jail space and working streets, bridges, water, sewer, garbage collection.

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