Monday, June 13, 2022

Senator Wicker Has Covid-19

 Senator Roger Wicker issued the following statement. 

 “Today Senator Wicker received a positive result for COVID-19 after taking a required test. He will be expected to miss votes and committee business this week until he is able to return in person to the Senate.”


Anonymous said...

Probably not the only thing he brought back from Davos.
I wonder if Klaus made him take an ear work like Khan did in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Anonymous said...

His absence of his influence on the political landscape will be sorely missed; said no one ever.

Anonymous said...

Again? He should get another shot, the first 3 didn’t quite stop it.

Anonymous said...

so, 5:33, you would rather have Mike Espy present with his influence and voting during this absence - or the entire term? I think it will be missed significantly, while Chuck Schumer tries to ram through a vote or two knowing that there is one absent from the 50.

But, thanks for your insightful commentary.

Anonymous said...

Oh. So nuclear war with Russia is off? Has he discussed this with the Cheneys?

Anonymous said...

Thanks 6:40. I think you made 5:33’s point. They only value you can point to in Wicker’s career is an ability to press yes and no as he’s told to. Not much value otherwise.

Anonymous said...

5:33 - he’s fighting the good fight, standing for Mississippi values, making sure our rights are not infringed upon, (he’s a frinkin RINO), he’s only stands up for Roger Wicker, I can’t think of a single thing he has done for Mississippi except plunder it.

Anonymous said...

Senator Wicker is genuinely a nice person, and he's more of a statesman vs. a politician. And he's head and shoulders better that the rest of our delegation.

Anonymous said...

9:23 you are delusional. He is an opened borders globalist that only has the well being of the elitist in mind and keeping the BIG spending going in DC. The only difference between him in Bennie Thompson is that Bennie will actually tell you he believes in big spending. Hope Wicker enjoys his last term.

Anonymous said...

@9:23 Try again. He went to Davos, which means in the near future, Mississippi will be a battleground for something nefarious. Write this down, we WILL be the next target for Great Resetting.

Anonymous said...

8:53 & 9:53 SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

People love calling anyone that doesn’t think exactly like them in the GOP a RINO. He’s a RINO who has hasn’t lost his seat any of these “real” Republicans. He’s a RINO backed by the state and national parties. I think he is enough of a “real” Republican. You must be a RIFF (retarded in form and fashion)

Anonymous said...

I travel weekly for work, rarely adjusted my level of safety precautions (when not required by mandate), dine out and attend large conventions and have yet to catch the 'rona.

And this guy has had it 3 times?

Excuse me, I have lottery tickets to purchase.

Anonymous said...

My God, Wicker's down with a head cold. Quick, deploy the continuation of government protocols.

County Cletus said...

All these Vaxter double VAX people keep getting Covid. You reckon the Covid vaccine was a farce? Lol dummies.

Anonymous said...

But havent yall heard the latest reason to get vaccinated and boosted? "If you're fully vaccinated, you're death will be less painful than the deaths of the unvaccinated".

Anonymous said...

So. He wants pity, look in the Dictionary for it.

County Cletus said...

So We are the next ground zero

Anonymous said...

@7:12 - hopefully so. If any state needs a great resetting, it’s this one.

Anonymous said...

I wish Senator Wicker well and a quick recovery.

To all who pontificate on Wicker's political leanings, his voting record, and whether he's a RINO, etc. --- according to the Heritage Action for America Scorecard Senator Wicker gets a 68% conservative rating based upon his lifetime voting record in the Senate.

For comparison Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith has an 89% conservative score. Rep Michael Guest gets a 94% conservative rating. Rep Steve Palazzo 90% (Ted Cruz 98%, Mitch McConnell 71%, Mitt Romney 64%, Susan Collins 42%, Lisa Murkowski 35%) Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer 0%, yes really 0%, they like nothing conservative AT ALL, EVER.

Wicker is generally less conservative than most Republicans, but by Mississippi standards he is really a moderate at best. RINO? I dunno, I'm not a big fan of his, but it depends on how one defines RINO. He certainly favors the conservatives significantly over the liberals, and no one could call him progressive

Anonymous said...

@8:46 I have taken all the shots and still take every precaution, and I HAVEN'T contracted the "rona". So your point is pretty moot. By the way, I am going to continue wearing masks until that good-looking Dr. Dobbs tells me that it is safe to stop wearing them.

Anonymous said...

13th at 9:24 PM, "Senator Wicker is genuinely a nice person, and he's more of a statesman vs. a politician." EXACTLY!

I'm a supporter, though I do wonder if he actually has Covid again or wants to avoid a vote on gun measures. He's got to take a stand for reasonable legislation on this matter!

13th at 9:23 and 14th at 6:03 BOTH DELUSIONAL.


Thank you, 4:29. They are even calling Michael Guest a RINO. He's actually too conservative for me, but he definitely has my vote over his opponent. Read about his opponent's Bernie and Biden spending strategy. Who is this guy any way? Just moved here and wants to represent us?

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