Wednesday, June 22, 2022


 Everyone's favorite psycho-reporter, Taylor Lorenz, now has a babysitter although it is not known if she was issued a pacifier.  Naturally, Breaking Points had some fun with the Swiss boarding school graduate.


What spurred this latest round of laughter? 




Cooper said...

Borderline Personality Disorder certainly should be included in the differential diagnosis for this chick.

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the arrogance and conceit of youth. She has no business on a national platform like the Washington Post. There was a time when people had to earn/work their way into such a position.

Science has finally proven what the auto insurance actuaries have known for decades from statistical analysis: the brain's pre-frontal cortex doesn't fully develop until age 24-25.

Here's an interesting link. It may explain a lot about why there is such a high percentage of BS coming from kids with Internet platforms.

Anonymous said...

Don’t make fun of Swiss boarding schools my neighbors in Eastover send there 2 kids to one.

Anonymous said...

Yep!!! Typical academic… these people can’t understand or relate to everyday working Americans. These kids remind me of Georgetown university students. All have guilt and think rest of world does also. Academia does this. No real world experience and all theory based ideas. A liberals dreamland

Anonymous said...

She was born in 1987 and she is in her 30s.
All of you people who blame this shit on the young are stupid. You boomers literally invented this activist journalist shit in the 1960s.

Everyone she is beefing with is Jewish, just like her. From Matt Drudge to Glen Greenwald, to this guy who types “G-d” like every other jew online. It’s either manufactured controversy or jews practicing their favorite sport of Pilpul.

I am leaning toward manufactured controversy and I am absolutely not surprised that a complete midwit like Kingfish is eating it up and promoting it. What a tool you are, Jamie.

I have seen too many of these jewsmedia actor (((journalists))) and can smell a rat a mile away.

Anonymous said...

Slow news day? What is the nexus between this narcissist and Mississippi, other than she is a couple of bones short of a full rack?

Anonymous said...

Never heard the word pilpul before. I had to look it up. I am Jewish and I wish to know where is my cut of the spoils from the International Jewish Banking and Media Conspiracy? Will patiently await my check.

Thank G-d I'm not you 7:53. Wouldn't change places with you for all the money in the world.

Anonymous said...

"Never heard the word pilpul before." Same here. Also looked it up:

Urban Dictionary: pilpul

Feb 04, 2018 · Urban Dictionary: pilpul pilpul Endless quibbling and argumentation as a tactic to confuse and tire out opposition in political debate. Typically employed by liberal bugmen posing …

Anonymous said...

The zealous internet hall monitor of West Hollywood Junior High. At scale, furiously tweeting her self destruction.

Anonymous said...

9:19 AM said…
“I have never heard of pilpul before”

Then proceeds to engage in pilpul. Many such cases.

I recommend everyone read Ron Paul’s latest article:

This sentence is especially prescient: History shows that such a crisis usually results in people embracing some form of authoritarianism

Ron Paul is right. And history proves that the new authoritarianism is likely to be antisemitic. Because there is just too much evidence pointing to the culprits of these crisis.

Anonymous said...

To 7:53: Ssshhh she might hear you. She thinks she's still 20, and is afraid of growing up.

-12:21 a.m. (not a "boomer" and actually have a degree in journalism)

Anonymous said...

Is that you, Sid Salter?

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