Thursday, June 16, 2022

Voodoo Hexes Jesus

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

On Wednesday June 15th, 2022, Rankin County Criminal Interdiction Deputy Shack and his K-9 partner “Voodoo” conducted a traffic stop on a white Infiniti passenger vehicle on Interstate 20 for a traffic violation. 

During the traffic stop the deputy began to suspect the vehicle was possibly transporting drugs and/or contraband. A consensual search of the vehicle revealed approximately 25 pounds of methamphetamine hidden in the quarter panels of the vehicle. 

The driver, Jesus Armaondo CARRASCO, was placed under arrest for aggravated trafficking of methamphetamine and transported to the Rankin County Jail.

District Attorney John “Bubba” Bramlett will bring the suspect before Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow for an initial appearance. No Bond has been set at this time.

            This investigation continues.


Anonymous said...

Best headline ever.

Anonymous said...

"traffic violation"

Anonymous said...

25-pounds would be personal use for a Rankin County meth-head.

Anonymous said...

They’re not sending there best!!! True words spoken

Anonymous said...

While on routine patrol I observed the above listed vehicle go "left of center" three times within about 1-mile, and it was doing 72 mph in a 70 mph zone. Also, Voodoo had to take a leak so I made the traffic stop where he alerted to the presence of drugs by peeing on the right rear tire of the subject vehicle.

Anonymous said...

Attn :6:20 P.M. The traffic violation was a possible tire with a little less air pressure in one tire than it might need. The fact that these were Hispanic drivers with Texas plates had nothing to do with the fact that they brought out the infamous “drug dogs” to sniff the vehicle.

PittPanther - ACC Champs said...

I feel so much safer now.

Anonymous said...

Man, He looks like he is really pissed off.
Also, those eyes look like a cold-blooded killer!
Además, ¡esos ojos parecen los de un asesino a sangre fría!

Anonymous said...

I'd call it the worst headline ever. Try "Vodoo hexes Muhammed" see if Kingfish lives until the weekend.

Anonymous said...

Does anything please you people???

"OMG drugs are bad"
"OMG they made a traffic stop and got drugs"
"OMG why did they stop him"

Anonymous said...

Poor Hey-zoos

I'm sure the cartels have called a special meeting
to get this young man out of Rankin County.

Anonymous said...

Damn Rankin Rednecks always tryna bring the small businessman down! At least if you have a couple of O’s in hidden your door panel JPD won’t suspect anything, give you a verbal, and send you on your way.

Anonymous said...

I know the dog and the deputy: after work they both are gentle guardians and playmates of kids.

On a critical note, quantos product, quantos mules, quantos morte de Biden's Cartel amigos plague America. Democrats voted for this Mexican poison in our culture.

Anonymous said...

6:39, how do you know this guy is an immigrant?

Blo-Pop said...

9:07 - You might have noticed his name was NOT Muhammed.

The only part cooler than 'traffic violation' is 'consensual search'.

Anonymous said...

@5.42 PM

Actually, this is the best headline ever:

Bear Eats Monkey As Bicycle Race Turns Into Bloodbath (VIDEO)
Huffington Post UK
08/05/2013 05:00am BST

But Kingfish's headline for this story is a close second.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like there suggesting he’s not an immigrant but an illegal trespasser. I’m an immigrant. I came to this country 22 years ago from South Africa to play golf at a private school called university of Miami. Went to medical school at university of Mississippi and I’m fully legal here. So we take offense to people calling these illegal immigrants. Hope that makes sense
Why do you think so many Hispanics are now voting red. They hate illegals also.

County Cletus said...

He’s an illegal bring drugs to your screwed up family methheads. Quit bitching.

Anonymous said...

Traveling on I-20, this individual made it through Caddo, Bossier, Webster, Bienville, Lincoln, Ouachita, Richland and Madison parishes in Louisiana and Warren and Hinds counties in Mississippi before making it to Rankin County. Why can’t or why won’t any of the other sheriff’s departments do the same thing the Rankin County Sheriff’s Department is doing? Once again, way to go Rankin County Sheriff’s Department!

Anonymous said...

If you don’t like the way we handle drug mules in Rankin County, chinga tu pendejo, stay your a$$ on the West side of the Pearl.
Good job Voodoo and Rankin S.O.

Anonymous said...

that was probably the bait load. 475 pounds probably went right thru I assume. Well, at least 25 pounds got taken off the streets.

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