Saturday, June 18, 2022

Calling the Waaaahmbulance

 A meltdown took place last week at the Washington ____ as its kiddie psychos had  a public meltdown.  Bill Maher couldn't resist having some fun at their expense and produced one of his better monologues.  The G-man is probably laughing his ass off in whatever heaven took him.  Enjoy.


Anonymous said...

G Gordon Liddy is probably shaking his head in disgust at the fact that anyone would think a traitor like Bill Maher has any redeeming quality.

Anonymous said...

I have never been a fan of Bill Mahar, however he must have taken the red pill because he has been going after those leftest, progressive, perverted clowns. Perhaps it is just too much material from these insane clowns to let the opportunity pass.

Kingfish said...

People such as Maher, Dore, Krystal Ball, Brand, etc are liberals, left wing but they are to some degree Voltaire's children, believers in freedom of thought, true tolerance, and freedom of speech. The left wingers they fight are the descendants of Rousseau. they see the Committee of 12 and get turned on.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the staff at the JFP

That'sMisterDeplorableToYou said...

@9:36 Not a fan of his either. Maher and his Hollywood ilk take the side where there is the most money to be made. If possible, they'll take both sides. So it wasn't really a "red pill", it was just an analysis of what sort of content would generate the most revenue.

Anonymous said...

Not a fan of Bill Maher either, but I do like the characterization "the perpetually offended."
I was talking to a friend the other day and wondering out loud what's it like to be angry all the time? Must be a miserable existence.

Anonymous said...

@8:14 AM is spot on. The rhetoric that makes the most money makes the cut.

County Cletus said...

I am happy to see that Bill’s eyes are open. To little to late though. They are ramping up to November already with no resistance.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't that long ago that Maher was a comedian. When did people begin to take his seriously?

Anonymous said...

8:14 and 10:16: Not everyone thinks like Fox News. Some actually say what they believe to be true.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with him on many things especially when it comes to the younger generation. Being a “boomer” is something I’m proud of. I cannot get over the laziness and worthlessness of this younger generation. No drive, no ambition but they want everything right now. What are we going to do in 10 years? Every supplier I walk into I see no young people working. But when you do they have damn earphones in their ears. Dear Lord what have we become? As an employer I see hard days ahead with this terrible economy and worthless group of non driven individuals that constantly want more more more.

Unknown said...

Gordon Liddy is dead, so I doubt he is shaking his head.

Anonymous said...

Show us on the doll where Fox News touched you.

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