Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Mayor Attends Conference

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba will discuss how Jackson met the challenges of the pandemic at the What Works 2022 conference.  The city of Jackson announced yesterday:


Considering Jackson is often a laughingstock, it is nice to see other cities turning to the Bold New City for inspiration. 


49 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of woke losers.

Anonymous said...

It really has nothing to do with Jackson’s “success” during the lockdowns.

The official narrative of both the WEF/plandemic and Soros/BLM, requires a charlatan to parade on a speaking tour. Antard fulfills both roles. His accomplishments include being named after an assassinated African communist and being elected mayor by a decaying city occupied by poorly educated and impoverished beneficiaries of government handouts.

This is the future they want for all of us.

Anonymous said...

They addressed it by losing almost every business in downtown. Covid was the straw that broke downtowns back. It’s sad to me, I’m a fan and supporter, but it’s a ghost town. Marriott, gone. Parlor Market, gone. Anybody office job that can possibly be done at home, gone. You get to go to a conference and brag about that?

Anonymous said...

This is a joke, right??

Anonymous said...

How is the real life?
What is happening?

Anonymous said...

Seriously, what worked in Jackson? Only thing that seems to be functioning is Lumumba's mouth.

Anonymous said...

It's all one big cool kid club. It doesn't matter how poorly you govern, what the outcomes are, etc. As long as you use the right buzz phrases and word salads in speeches, you will be rewarded. What a joke.

Anonymous said...

Jackson has only met the challenges of increasing crime and electing clowns.

Anonymous said...

"Together we explore how we can achieve the SDGs by using the SPI tools and create positive policy change at every level of government, how social performance can drive opportunities for businesses to get ahead, and how all stakeholders can work together to advance social progress."

https://www.whatworksinspi.com/

It must be important -- plenty of TLAs to ponder...

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile back in Jacktown the garbage won't get picked up and it sounds like you are in Iraq with all the shootings going on. Nothing to see here. Let's attend a conference on the taxpayers dime to spout off nonsense

Anonymous said...

Is this the conference that will be held in Ireland? If so, the city is flushing more money down the drain. That is okay, because we have no really pending issues except water, sewer, waste pick up, crime, street in total disrepair, deserted and dilapidated housing, lack of any responsible,leadership, etc.

Anonymous said...

“The greatest organizer - is oppression”

“People move at the speed of trust”

Anonymous said...

When you think about it these events are all the Mayor has left. He has no credibility in Jackson or in Mississippi. So, he goes far away and yammers his pablum to unsuspecting fools.

Anonymous said...

Remain calm ! all is well .
its all online so Chock may not get a fancy trip on the city's dime.

Krusatyr said...

This is a multi-day seminar at Kenyon College in Ohio for radical leftist bureaucrats with many programs offered such as:

"Integrating Emotional Intelligence & Growth Mindset to Create Equity, Empower, Build Self-Efficacy, and Grow Intelligence"

They really knew how to bait a hook for our Lil Choke, didn't they? Jackson's fake mayor would rather such worthless seminars to hype his woke evangelism than the adult, practical dedication of making Jackson work as a city, not a commie gulag.

Stuff this punk and hire Aaron Banks to do the work of mayor!

Anonymous said...

He's an expert on water, sewer and public safety.

Anonymous said...

That conference of liberal attendees ought to take a field trip to Jacktown to see for themselves how much of Chokwad's policies are working. They won't even know that they are in America. What a fucking joke!!!

Anonymous said...

The conference is being held in Canada, not Ireland.

Anonymous said...

You will likely never see the mayor attend a conference about stoppin them dope boys!

Anonymous said...

@2:42
Bless their hearts! Just look at the mental illness on parade in that twitter feed!
Delusional Leftist Americans have nothing on Delusional Leftist Canadians!

Anonymous said...

Can’t you racists stop hating for just one second and acknowledge that Mayor Lumumba earned these invitations through his leadership to the people who elected him TWICE!?

Anonymous said...

looks like this thing is in Banff

Anonymous said...

Good - we get him out of town again. Means he can't screw up as much as he does when he is here. And if these folks think he has answers on how to run a city, bless their hearts! They need much more than listening to him flap his gumbs as he pats himself on the back

Anonymous said...

Googled it - What Works 2022 - Being held in Banff Canada. The only thing that will be accomplished here is Ladumba's gums will get a solid workout.

Get Woke Go Broke said...

Chowke = the Bloomberg/Soros useful idiot.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to start a GoFundMe to pay for a ticket to confront Chuck with the reality of his shitshow of an administration during the Q&A

Anonymous said...

3:38 PM
Thanks, I need a laugh today.

Anonymous said...

Imagine if some aspiring non-woke film maker would splice scenes all of his useless bragging at these speaking events, with actual footage of the horrors of Chuck's city.

Of course, the MSM would deem that video racist.

All the while further allowing the minorities in Jackson to drown in crime and filth by refusing to acknowledge facts.

Its so sad.

Mega MAGA said...

The Emperor in his full regalia.

Anonymous said...

Will his budget still handle a trip to Paris?

Anonymous said...

Obviously, no one does their homework anymore. One look at Jackson should disqualify Choke from any award or speaking engagement.

Anonymous said...

What Works? Are you kidding? In Jackson??? These people must be living in a dreamland because the water, sewer, streets and employees ain’t workin right.

Anonymous said...

It makes me feel better knowing we are not really at the bottom of every list. Imagine how bad it must be in some other areas if they have to get chicken choker to make speeches.

Anonymous said...

What I like most is the title "Truth + Trust" - neither of which seem to be at the forefront of this "leader's" "leadership"...

Anonymous said...

I agree that Lumumba II should have to answer the question: “What works in Jackson?”

Maybe 3:38 can give us some examples, five years into this mayor’s reign, of what is actually working in the City of Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he’ll be bragging about how Jackson, MS is rated as the second worst city in the US to live in?

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad that nature of wisdom isn't to be horded but rather to be shared for the benefit of all mankind.

Anonymous said...

Chok is gonna tell them folks how he run a city. Into the ground.

Anonymous said...

That YouTube video! Holy sh!t what a load of buzzword salad. These people have no idea how phony this cat is. No one, and I mean no one in Jackson, MS takes this guy serious. People laugh and mock him for him trying to be a little dictator. He is 100% using his position to posture for some National level of wokeness and some social Justice warrior position while destroying the city of Jackson with inaction.

Anonymous said...

All this nebulous crap = “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.”

Anonymous said...

I am glad the city has sufficient funds to send “his honor” and his entourage to Banff luxury resort for a few days. Hopefully all of the bills are paid up to date.

Anonymous said...

What are the worst cities in America?

While one’s ideal location to live is subjective and varies widely based on personal preference, some cities are considered the worst to live in.

24/7 Wall Street used 25 measures to create an index determining which cities are the worst cities to live in. Each of the measures fell into one of four categories: affordability, economy, quality of life, and community; and was given a full weight, half weight, or one-quarter weight. To avoid geographic clustering, only the top-ranking city in every county was included and only cities with populations over 8,000 were evaluated.

The affordability included factors such as median home value, taxes, and cost of living. The economy category included unemployment rate, five-year employment growth, and the share of total work-age population. In the quality of life category is the poverty rate, mortality rate, and drug overdose mortality rate. The community category included factors such as average travel time to work, the violent crime rate, property crime rate, and the total number of restaurants, bars, museums, parks, and other entertainment per capita.

Based on these factors, the ten worst cities in America are:

Mendota, CA
Florida City, FL
California City, CA
Makaha, HI
Highland Park, MI
Bessemer, AL
Bastrop, LA
Waianae, HI
Anniston, AL
Avenal, CA

Anonymous said...

What is a Social Progress Imperative?

Anonymous said...

Tone deaf and clueless. Detached from reality and stuck in echo chamber with Hondo and crew.

Anonymous said...

In line with WHAT WORKED, I wonder if he will discuss his initial metro-wide plea for us to gather together and send to China all the masks that could be rounded up - Since 'the thing' could not possibly have local impact.

Anonymous said...

@8:03 was there a category for the average wait time for your garbage to be picked up, or the number of crack heads at intersections, the probability of you getting car jacked while at church, or the number of bullet holes in your roof. If we factor those in Jackson is by far the worst city.

Anonymous said...

"We knocked on 60K doors to get the word out on the issue of local control of schools". Really!!! Are there 60K houses in Jackson? I never got a knock on my door.

Don Drane said...

By sheer coincidence, today, I happened on an article about a doctor at UMMC who, during the early days of the pandemic, was actually manufacturing intubation machines, on his own, using parts from other things. And in the same article was mention of ladies crafting cloth masks in their kitchens.

Along comes the current mayor of Jackson, now, to attend a conference to tell of his success in responding to the crisis....and no doubt, glorify his own actions and their relative importance on the international medical stage.

Safe travels...don't forget to submit the travel and meal statement upon your return.

Anonymous said...

@1:30 heard that on the video too. He says what he wants in those venues far, far away from Jackson and Mississippi because there is no one there to challenge his outright falsehoods and fabrications.



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