Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Idiot of the Day

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

On Sunday, June 7, 2026, at approximately 2:35 p.m., officers with the Madison Police Department responded to Taco Bell, located at 1853 Main Street in Madison, regarding a disturbance involving a delivery driver.
Upon arrival, officers determined that a white male, later identified as John Michael Beall, became upset after attempting to pick up a delivery order that was not yet ready. During the incident, Beall became irate, damaged a cash register inside the restaurant, and threw it at an employee.


"I'm a man!"

Beall then exited the business and attempted to leave the area in his vehicle. Officers made contact with him in the restaurant parking lot and took him into custody without incident.
Beall was charged with Misdemeanor Malicious Mischief and Simple Assault by Threat. He was later released on bond. This case will be presented before the Madison Municipal Court.

Kingfish note: What pray tell, did this knucklehead do? Just watch.



34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Back-up… he’s a bad man… love that tough guy strut. What a dumb-ass.

Anonymous said...

The real crime is who orders delivery from Taco Bell….

Anonymous said...

He got real uncocky when the blue light rolled up.

Anonymous said...

what a moron, hope he finds a nice bubba for his boot.........why is an employees child up in there ? Taco Bell provide daycare now ? That's pretty cool.

Anonymous said...

If we noticed the people who deliver our food to the door a little more we might lose our appetites. I sat in one Madison restaurant a few weeks ago and watched the Door Dash drivers come in to grab their orders wearing clothes they had been wearing several times with flip flops and dirty socks, driving filthy cars with the front bumper flapping in the wind.
If you’re that lazy that you can’t pickup your own food you deserve a can of soup for dinner.

Anonymous said...

That girl screaming is typical for today’s behavior. Wait till you know there isn’t a threat then start screaming eff bombs.

I can only imagine why he walks like that. He probably made a quickly $50 from his roommate just before the delivery notification came in.

Anonymous said...

That man is very lucky my son and his friends were not up there (they frequently are) or they'd need an ambulance. Not that I condone violence, however had he bowed up on a piss-n-vinegar 16 y/o football player and his buddies, he wouldn't have strutted out.

Anonymous said...

Just another white incel reaching the end of his rope. This will end up one of three ways He will either troon out, or kill himself, or go do a mass shooting.

Anonymous said...

This dude aint shit. I know of him and if he tried that with anyone other than these women he'd run like a b!tch before he caught hands. He's been soft with a big mouth his whole life. I'm surprised it hasn't caught up to him yet. It will though, give it time.

Also, what able bodied dude it doing door dash in the middle of the day on a weekday?

Anonymous said...

While we are counting crimes here, let’s add his barber; he should be charged with something.

Anonymous said...

That little girl confronting the perp belongs on the police dept payroll! Way to go girl!

Krusatyr said...

Harsh temperament in that dude. Stress can be extreme in low end restaurant work. I used to do some in College because I got a meal with each shift and it was easy to get hired Monday and get a check Friday, until the stress and pressure made me more miserable than I could stand. I decided it was better to work construction summers plus one semester, save money and go to College without pressure one semester.

Anonymous said...

I guess it didn't register with him that that's inappropriate.

Anonymous said...

His bond will be half a million bucks.

Anonymous said...

Someone please send this to the Gluckstadt city council. They recently approved a Taco Bell at the front of the Red Oak Plantation neighborhood, with the franchisee's attorney specifically stating that it would not be an issue because most of the traffic would be from delivery drivers.

Anonymous said...

If that was a Taco Bell not in Madison the Taco Bell people would have taken care of him before the cops did

Anonymous said...

Thats why I carry! It’s some nuts out there and I have to protect my space! The man should have stayed home and cooked a chili dog.

Anonymous said...

Bless his heart, he must not have known to ever accept an order from this location. Then he decided to compound his problems exponentially.

Anonymous said...

It must have been “bring your child to work day” and watch mama make burritos while using foul language in front of her child and other customers. It’s really pitiful.
This location should have been shut down permanently during Covid. It’s a train wreck and nasty. Employees using their job for a free daycare.

anonymous said...

this guy is jacked on crystal meth. id bet my last taco hes from rankin county. its rare to see those types even attempt a legitimate job.

Anonymous said...

Looks like an episode of Jerry Springer. You've got the psychopath strutting around and tearing stuff up, the ghetto employees yelling profanities, and the redneck filming saying "Get on out of here, boy!" You can't make this stuff up. At least Madison PD responds quickly. You don't see that at many agencies anymore.

Anonymous said...

He isn’t an employee.

Anonymous said...

He may have issues.

Anonymous said...

My word, what has Madison become? Seems like nowadays it’s nothing but violence in that city. I’m shocked.

Anonymous said...

Drugs seem to flow from madison.

Anonymous said...

My goodness....Madison has clearly gone to the dogs. Madison wasn't like that 15 years ago, but is clearly out of control. I hope THIS doesn't bleed in to Gluckstadt and the other areas surrounding this City.

Anonymous said...

Who left the gate open on the Spillway?

Anonymous said...

He’s on meth.

Anonymous said...

George Jefferson called, and he wants his strut back.

Anonymous said...

Providing jobs to Hinds county residents in the fast food industry. Every other car has a Hinds county tag.

Anonymous said...

Amazing how police response time varies greatly when comparing adjoining municipalities….

Anonymous said...

Jackson and Hinds county bled into Madison/Ridgeland.
There, I fixed it for you!

Anonymous said...

He's from Jackson. One of Prep's finest grads.

Anonymous said...

C'mon. One incident in a sketchy fast food restaurant does not reflect an entire city.

I choose to reflect on the swift response of MPD. If this involved Jackson 911 and JPD, they'd still be waiting...


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