Saturday, May 3, 2025

Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Margarita Edition

 Over at Margarita's last night........




46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ward 1 is LOST.

Anonymous said...

My, my.

Anonymous said...

Northeast Jackson continues to improve!!!

Anonymous said...

Close it down, close last call down, close kemistry down and add the daiquiri bar down town to this list as well as taste in former primos location!

Anonymous said...

i loved how the big security guard looking person shows back up at the end outside.

anonymous said...

in the meantime all the latino immigrants , both legal and illegal , are inside the restaurant working.

Anonymous said...

Just Spiraling Down The Drain. County Line Road is a blight. The District may be next?

Anonymous said...

Yep. Had the situation pegged before I started the video.

Anonymous said...

Seems like a rational group, should've locked everybody inside and let them work it out amongst themselves.

Anonymous said...

That looks like a great place to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

Anonymous said...

I’m guessing somebody suggested leaving a tip and all the others got very upset.

Anonymous said...

Do they take reservations.

Anonymous said...

Where is this?

Anonymous said...

It's in Jackson right across County Line Road from the McDonald's. Just wondering, how long did it take JPD to roll up on this (if they did)?

Anonymous said...

Jackson MS cesspool of the planet earth

Anonymous said...

Ole boy on the red got worked over like Chokwe during the last election!

Anonymous said...

And people wonder why businesses are fleeing at an alarming rate.

Anonymous said...

JPD didn’t respond did they? This is why capitol police expansion is happening maybe in June? July? I’m not sure on dates

Anonymous said...

@ 11:44 My man! 😆

Anonymous said...

Looks like the zoo has moved a little closer to LaFleur's

Anonymous said...

If you feel the need for visibly armed security in your establishment, you have a problem. Fix this, or shut it down.

Anonymous said...

Guessing many of those hooligans are parents. Sad, sad, so sad.

Anonymous said...

Jackson is a lost cause. You can tear down the abandoned buildings, build bike paths, parks and disk golf, but it’s people like this that ruin the city. They are why we can’t have anything nice in the city.

Anonymous said...

Wondering if anyone paid before they left?

Anonymous said...

When “who ordered the gratuity” goes wrong

Anonymous said...

Coming soon to your next Carnival Cruise.

Jim Ross said...

It's a real slobber knocker, folks.

Anonymous said...

6:55 - It isn't. There are a shit-ton of people showing that it isn't. If you can't take it, bow out. I'm very happy here.

Anonymous said...

The culcha strikes again

Anonymous said...

The whole thing started when Kingfish's credit card was denied. He had announced he was picking up everybody's tab. You can see him slipping out the back door.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Democrat jungle, where the only thing so-called progressives love more than the chaos and crime, are the criminals that commit them.

Were any of the Mississippi Today donors eating there?

Anonymous said...

Are these brawls planned and videoed for social media, and in hopes that they will go viral?

Anonymous said...

Some of you have very short memories. You've forgotten fights at the original Cherokee, the Dutch Bar, and Rodeo's and the Dock when it was drunk " good ole white boys". You've forgotten fights between drunk frat boys at parties if you were in college? You're surprised that " good ole drunk boys" of all races get into fights? The only change is girls now feel free to try to prevent bleeding that to clean it up later. One big joint frat party I attended ended in the late 60's ended up with the celebrity singer getting injured by the liquor bottles being thrown in by frat boys... some of whom are very wealthy businessmen and lawyers today. Security and police handle broke it up back then too and only a few of us had the sobriety and ability to get our dates or friends help us leave at the first sign of trouble. Some VIPS today are very lucky there were no videos and their dads could get them out of trouble easily.

Anonymous said...

Nothing reminds me more of Mayor Allen’s tone in the year 1960 than white people coming on here and saying “shut it down”

Anonymous said...

I hope the illegals working in the restaurant spit in their drinks.

Anonymous said...

You don't get this kind of dinner theater at your finer quality restaurants.

Kingfish said...

BS. I spent plenty of time at The Dock and although there were fights from time to time, they were usually one on one or may two others, never these crowd brawls like you've seen at Margaritas and the Juicy Seafood.

Anonymous said...

Ya' gotta love the hardheaded homers......

Anonymous said...

Do people in black neighborhoods find this to be ok if it takes place in their neighborhoods?

MSH said...

I remember fights in the parking lot of Nowhere (that became Books a Million) back in the late 80s. Afterwards everyone went to Krystal’s. Nothing new.

Anonymous said...

Jackson MS is the Paris of the South. No wonder tens of thousands of tourists visit here each year for the ambiance , the civility and the oak trees. Eudora Welty would be right proud
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Anonymous said...

Yes. I think this is a plausible explanation

Anonymous said...

There is a big difference between a fight at a night club and a brawl at a local restaurant!

Anonymous said...

"The whole thing started when Kingfish's credit card was denied. He had announced he was picking up everybody's tab. You can see him slipping out the back door. "

I don't care who you are - that one's funny ......

Anonymous said...

But seriously, I have been watching for a news story about this, very curious to know if JPD was called to or responded to this all out brawl, with men body slamming women on the concrete? If the didn’t that night, surely with all of the videos doing around, it’s being investigated ??? I can’t seem to find where any of the major news networks picked this story up?

Anonymous said...

a layperson on world star hip hop would come to this conclusion: YES


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