Thursday, April 3, 2025

No Carter Country in Rankin County

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

At 1:43pm on Sunday, March 30, 2025, deputies and investigators with the Rankin County Sheriff’s Department responded to Hwy 18 near Mohr Rd just south of Brandon for a reported Carjacking.

The victim, Marlena Druscilla Carter, reported that her vehicle had broken down in the area when two (2) black males stopped to assist her.  After fixing her car, Carter reported that the suspects carjacked her and fled the area southbound on Hwy 18.

 

During the initial stages of the investigation, a BOLO was sent out to law enforcement officers in Rankin, Smith, and Simpson counties in an attempt to locate the vehicle and the suspects.  Investigators also analyzed traffic camera footage from the area where the incident took place but were unable to find Carter’s vehicle.

After investigators contacted the vehicle’s manufacturer, they were able to obtain the car’s location data.  Based upon an analysis of this information, the vehicle had in the state of California for some time and could not have been Carjacked from Carter on Sunday, March 30th.

Investigators with the sheriff’s office were able to successfully recover the vehicle from Bellflower, CA by coordinating Troopers and Agents with the California Highway Patrol.

Marlena Druscilla Carter has been charged with felony Fraudulent Statements and Representations.  Carter is currently being housed in the Rankin County Detention Center on a $10,000 bond.




13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good stuff! "Somebody done hoodooed the hoodoo (wo)man"

Anonymous said...

What an IDIOT !

Anonymous said...

Sounds like she sold the car, kept the money, did not (could not) deliver the title, then wanted to stiff the insurance company into paying a claim by creating the lie about it being carjacked.

Complete dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Crack Loan. Bubba liked it so he "borrowed it".

Anonymous said...

She will be the trusty in charge of the sheriff's fleet soon.

Anonymous said...

"The cops will never find my car in California."

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting your thoughts cause I'm dumb enough that I was asking why in the world would anybody do this.

Anonymous said...

people don't realize that while yes, Bryan Bailey is barely above the IQ of a hillbilly retard (just listen to him speak) and couldn't work any of it himself, he does have an enormous budget for technology and contractor services.

Anonymous said...

Light bulb moment: 'I din't pay my Comcast bill so how my whip on the net?"

Anonymous said...

Is this a leased car?

Or did she just hide it from the REPO man?

Anonymous said...

were there any vote ballots in her car?

Anonymous said...

so we're all being pretty much being tracked by our phones, and cars

Anonymous said...

Shilo Saunders has car problems too!

https://sports.yahoo.com/article/mercedes-benz-wants-car-back-020518212.html

"Colorado football safety Shilo Sanders hasn’t kept up on his payments for his 2023 Mercedes-Benz, leading the car company’s financial services arm to seek relief from the court where Sanders filed for bankruptcy in 2023 with more than $11 million in debt, according to court records filed Tuesday by Mercedes-Benz Financial Services.

The company said Sanders, son of Colorado coach Deion Sanders, was past due for $6,877 on his monthly payments from December through February. It also noted Sanders has an outstanding balance of $97,239 while the trade-in value for the car is less than that at $97,000.

As a result, the company wants the court’s permission to take possession of the car and for Sanders to provide the location of it."


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