Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Idiots of the Day

 Meanwhile, over on Canton Mart Road in broad daylight......




34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bold New City

Anonymous said...

the end is near

Anonymous said...

Nothing but what a dog does in public. What's the issue?

Anonymous said...

This is what the cure all miracle drug marijuana leads to.

Anonymous said...

Why would they not do it? What's the consequence of doing it? Nothing. No social rejection, no businesses or social events to exclude them, and no legal consequences. This is exactly what the environment of Jackson has fostered.

Anonymous said...

So Progressive!

Anonymous said...

We need more fentanyl to control the population growth.

Anonymous said...

They could be hired to copulate in an open air exhibit at the zoo.

Anonymous said...

@10:16 you're 100% correct. There was a time when living in Jackson allowed one to avoid the downfalls of living in a big city. At this point, what is the attraction of living here? The jobs aren't better in Jackson. The schools aren't better. Nothing is better. There is no better quality of life in Jackson, MS any longer.

Anonymous said...

Not one Jackson Mayoral candidate will say anything about this or do anything about this. A couple of years ago David Archie got everybody worked up about dealing with people bumming at red lights. It was a one day story and nothing ever was done about it.

Anonymous said...

Those urban campers have it made in Jackistan...with nothing to their name but the clothes on their back and two cell phones with unlimited service.

Anonymous said...

Bow WOW

Anonymous said...

Saw the same thing in New Orleans and Los Angeles. Think arresting them will stop the drug induced mentally ill behavior? You'll just be giving them a free meal and housing.

Anonymous said...

James Brown said it best in the lyrics of the song king heroine! “ I can make a school boy forget his books and make a world famous beauty forget her looks”.

Anonymous said...

Huh, now you can just dry-hump for drugs!

Anonymous said...

Not defending the actions but I agree with 11:15.
I don't know what the solution to the rampant drug use and mental illness is, but I am sure my tax monies will be squandered in the name of fixing it.

Anonymous said...

So Progressive AND so Radical! Democrats dream come true!

Anonymous said...

It sure was nice of their employers to give them the day off.

Anonymous said...

Oh, great. More opportunities for me to laugh at and mock people with mental illness.

It’s okay to laugh at people with mental illness though, because we are the good (conservative) guys, right, Kingfish?

Anonymous said...

Run them out of Jackson and they'll be coming to a street corner near you. Thank Jackson for giving them a spot not yours.

Anonymous said...

... because we are the good (conservative) guys, right, Kingfish?

I certainly am.

Anonymous said...

You won't see this on any street corner in Madison.

Anonymous said...

Lumumba was so business addressing this sort of problem that he didn't have time to manage the rest of Jackson and the city subsequently went to hell.

Anonymous said...

This is the advantage of 39211 becoming progressive, diverse, welcoming to all (as the real estate market collapsed). A lot worse now that this mass migration into the formerly tranquil and perfect part of the city. Such a shame.

Anonymous said...

Why don’t we do it in the road?

Paul McCartney

Anonymous said...

More like the rear end is near

Anonymous said...

Feels good to mock Jackson for it's breakdown. Interesting to think that the surrounding areas are not affected and won't increasingly be so. Imagine if we have a short term systemic shutdown, where do you think this population will go?

Anonymous said...

Hitting the "like" button. It is like watching a cancer spread north on Ridgewood Road, from Old Canton Road to County Line. TRASH, sloppy yards, cars and homes everywhere.

Anonymous said...

For all of you Jackson apologists, PROVE that this is a mental illness or drug issue. I'll wait.

Anonymous said...

The fact that you posted this is just as disgusting as the person who shot the video.

Anonymous said...

The people who "mock Jackson" are irritated that the trash leaders you elected caused all of us to move from Jackson 20-30 years ago.

We tried talking common sense to the morons but your leader famously said, "Next."

Now you want us to care about your mess spilling into the burbs? Now you want to be rescued from your choices?

What exactly, other than mocking, do you expect us to do to save you from your horrid choices?

Y'all organize a protest at Chuckies house and invite CNN and call him out on all his BS and demand better and maybe we will stop mocking you.

A. Former Smoker said...

Man, those two wouldn't have to ask me for a cigarette, I'd give them a pack.

Anonymous said...

2:36pm do you think we will greet them with open arms?

NO NONSENSE Twentieth Judicial District said...

If they're smart they'll stay in Hinds County.



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