Saturday, March 15, 2025

D.L. Gardner: When Cool Was Cool

Remember when cool was cool? High school and Hollywood were cool. Substance had nothing to do with cool. Popularity is the key to cool. It’s not necessarily what somebody has. Many times it’s what cool people don’t have unlike all of the rest of us. Most of us are not cool. We’re just regular folks.

Cool took a left trun in the first decade of the 21st century. Traditional was boring. Cool was exciting even when it violated traditional standards. LGBTQ+ was born cool. LGBTQ+ challenged tradition and values. That was cool. Anyone who challenged LGBTQ+ was automatically not cool and simultaneously a hater or a phobe or an “ist” none of which are cool.

Without a doubt, Barack Hussein Obama was king of cool. At the Democratic National Convention in 2004 he spoke as a rising star that rose to become the 2008 Democrat nominee for president. On January 31, 2007, the same day Joe Biden filed his paperwork to launch his own campaign for president, a reporter recorded him saying of Obama, "I mean, you got the first sort of mainstream African-American … who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.”

From then on, history made a sweeping left turn in America. LGBTQ+ rights became an issue in the 2008 presidential campaign between Democrat Senator (D-IL) Barack Obama and Republican Senator (R-AZ) John McCain. These two candidates were joined by vice presidential candidate Joe Biden, ironically, and Alaska Governor Sarah Palin respectively. Supporters of LGBTQ+ rights planted more seeds in the Democrat Party, but in 2008 the issue was still just on the horizon.

In 2008 Obama said, "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage.” Four years later in May 2012 he said, "I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married.” On the other hand McCain was somewhat of a moving target regarding LGBTQ+ rights during his career. His position on this issue followed the shift of the country when many changed their minds about allowing same-sex marriage in America.

As 2008 rolled along toward the election, the economic recession bloomed into a bigger deal than either candidate might have anticipated. Both candidates voted for the $700 billion rescue bill in the Senate. Obama blamed too little government regulation of the financial markets, while McCain blamed Freddie Mac and Fanny Mae for their roles in the crisis.

Other issues that led in 2008 were the Iraq War as well as national security and foreign affairs. Of course, taxes and the economy held their usual places in the election hierarchy. Energy and the environment became bigger issues. And, Obama created an issue around health care that soon became one of the cool issues.

The elephant in the room was a Black man running for president. And, a cool Black man who could be the first Black president in our history. Arguably that was the key issue that led to electing Barack Obama president! That issue led Democrats to advocate for more non-traditional values and issues. Cool was in and cool trumped social issues until another Trump returned common sense to American governance.

Daniel L. Gardner is a columnist who lives in Starkville, MS. You may contact him at PJandMe2@gmail.com.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does D.L. have repressed issues?

Anonymous said...

Here we go. Like clockwork. Only minutes after pub a string of comments attacking Gardner from one, maybe two, trolls.

Anonymous said...

Cool is always going to equal: Attractive, Fit, and Rich.
Dysgenic/Obese/Mentally ill people will never be cool.

Anonymous said...

Gardner is a racist.

Anonymous said...

Apparently this man has a hangup about being "uncool". Probably from his own youth. His diatribe on "cool" only describes an appeal to young voters. That's all.

Anonymous said...

Another excellent snippet of history. No memory banks anywhere nowdays.

Anonymous said...

""If you've gotta think about being cool, you ain't cool." - Keith Richards

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=458522520859277

Anonymous said...

Does D.L. have a secret Obama obsession? Or does he just spend a lot of words writing about him?

Maybe if lD.L. had learned to play the saxaphone things could have been different for him?

Anonymous said...

You got a problem when your electorate votes for the cool candidate.

Anonymous said...

You are lost. Authentic is cool.....nothing more - and what's "cool" to most 15 year old kids today is what "sells" because their parents haven't told them about what's true and really cool because most idiot parents need their kids distracted by the latest new popular culture, whether it's trash or not.

Anonymous said...

The dems are going to return to power soon and taxes on the wealthy is what’s going to be cool again.

Anonymous said...

Obama invented Obamunism, a hybrid, racist, anti-semitic ideology of Black Liberation Theology, Islam and Marxism. It's mostly dead after the last election, though some of his acolytes persist.

Obama, with help from Chicago government, took a park from a black family neighborhood and built a hideous mosque on it, calling it his "Library", but like the tower of Babel, it is crumbling from poor workmanship.

Krusatyr said...

Who's yo hoss you gonna ride to power on?

Anonymous said...

@7:04 The democrats are done. Nobody is voting for funding they grooming and sterilizing little kids or funding BLM/Antifa garbage. Once Elon and Trump are done, we can fund the entire tiny government with tarriffs and sin taxes.

Anonymous said...

WTF - I had no idea.



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