Friday, December 19, 2025

Council Approves New Planning & Zoning Director

Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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MCPP: Mississippi's Free Market Turnaround: A Model for America

For decades, Mississippi has been the punchline in national discussions about economic performance - often ranked at the bottom in income, education, and opportunity.

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Food Fight!!!

 The cops and firefighters are beefing with Lieutenant Governor Hosemann.  

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Sex, Lies, & Videotape: Trooper Strikes Out

The Ivana Williams scandal claims another scalp.  Former Mississippi Highway Patrol Master Sergeant Julius Hutson lost his appeal after MHP fired him for misconduct last year.  Check out the Employee Appeals Board opinion as it spells out his um, misconduct.  

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Leftovers! What do do with Leftovers

The big holiday meal is done but now there is another problem: leftovers. Fortunately, ZeroBear PolyBear has a solution for you in the form of his Thanksgiving leftovers recipe posted below in a downloadable format.  

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Thursday, December 18, 2025

Where is the Food?

 The Jackson City Council is going to discuss the dearth of grocery stores in Jackson.  The Council announced on social media: 

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Trump Reclassifies Marijuana

 Is the President a dope boy? 

President Donald Trump issued the following statement. 

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State Auditor: Teacher Pay Still at Bottom

 State Auditor Shadrack White issued the following statement. 

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Jackson Economic Development Means Embracing "Crossroads of the South"

Amile Wilson penned this guest column.  A Jackson native, Mr. Wilson operates multiple companies including a creative services company and a trailer, truck and equipment rental service in Jackson.

This year’s great Cracker Barrel debacle proves just how much branding matters, and with John Horhn finally sitting in the big chair, it’s time we talk about branding for the City of Jackson. Jackson has something unique, special, and ripe for development and growth, but it’s something that doesn’t match our city branding at all. It’s time for a change.

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Broadway is Back in Jackson

 Broadway shows return to Jackson for a three-show run next year.  

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Is Goon Squad Victim Dealing Drugs? (UPDATED)

 A Goon Squad victim is in trouble with the law.  

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Is PERS Still Stuck in the Mud?

 Legislators slapped themselves on the back earlier this year as they congratulated themselves for fixing PERS.  Once again, rhetoric fails to meet reality as the PERS financial reports released yesterday tell a different story.  Read and weep. 

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The Corey Chronicles: Back in Jail

Hattiesburg attorney Corey Ferraez is back in jail after a judge revoked his bond. 

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Wednesday, December 17, 2025

The California Way: Who Needs Math?

or when "equity" meets reality

The University of California at San Diego found out the hard way what happens when it lowered standards while high schools inflated grades: Too many kids simply do now know how to do basic math. 

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The Train is Gone

 No, not the Lane Train but the train at the Jackson Zoo.  The Jackson City Council voted unanimously to terminate the contract with Big Mokey Trains of Arkansas yesterday.   

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Dope Dealers & Clowns

 Are we all dope dealers?

Jackson Ward 3 City Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes went on the warpath yesterday. 

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You Can't Always Get What You Want

 Even Keith Richards.  Variety Magazine reported: 

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Robert St. John: The Meaning of Christmas

Christmas is a season of joy, celebration, and remembrance—the miraculous birth of Jesus Christ. But it’s easy to get caught up in the hustle: the sales, the gifts, tian a food/the nonstop loop of Christmas songs playing in every store.

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"I Hope You Choke on Your Christmas Presents"

 So said Madison County Supervisor Casey Brannon to fellow Supervisors Gerald Steen, Karl Banks, and Paul Griffin after the Gang of Three snuck through a road plan that kept all the road money for themselves.  Needless to say, Supervisors Brannon and Trey Baxter were not pleased. 

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Sid Salter: PERS Concerns Remain Volatile as Markets Rumble

Across the U.S., public pension unfunded liabilities generally decreased, falling about 9 percent from $1.62 trillion in 2024 to $1.48 trillion in 2025. That’s the good news. The unwelcome news is that a recession or other severe economic downturn could raise state and local public pension debt to as much as $2.74 trillion by 2026. Mississippi’s Public Employees Retirement System, or PERS, has an unfunded liability of roughly $26 billion. PERS is the public pension defined-benefit system that provides retirement benefits to some 360,000 current and former public employees in the state, including elementary and secondary school teachers and administrators, university and community college faculty, staff and administrators, and other state employees.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Mayor Horhn Hires New Chief of Staff

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Let It Geaux

 Lane Kiffin is still in their heads up in Oxford.  Exhibit A: 

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Steal $20,000, Go Free

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement.  

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Destruction

To say Last Call was incinerated last night is no understatement. The photos posted below say it all. Thankfully, no one was hurt. 


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Waffle House Shooter Gets 50 years

Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement yesterday.

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Last Call for Last Call?

 The infamous Last Call Bar & Grill on Old Square Road caught fire last night.  Pictures and video tell the story. The fire began after midnight.  

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Monday, December 15, 2025

The Ever-Changing St. Paddy's Day Parade

 There will be a new route for the St. Paddy's Day parade next year. 

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The Ballad of Rudy: Collette Quits

 Attorney John Collette will no longer represent Rudy Warnock.  Collete filed a motion to withdraw from U.S.A. v. Warnock et al today in U.S. District Court Friday: 

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Prison for Car Fraud

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement Thursday. 

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A Banner Night for All

 What was expected to be a night of fun turned into an evening of controversy at the Jackson Medical Mall Foundation's Legacy Gala on December 5 when the star performer, rapper David Banner, spoke his mind. 

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I'm Happy, You're Happy

 Some people apparently enjoy going to jail.  

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Time to Get Drunk!

 It's that time of year and you know what that means: It's time for my award-winning egg nog recipe:

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Food Fight: Stokes Edition

 A nasty family fight has broken out between Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes and his nephew, Daniel Cooper .  Stokes accuses his nephew of pushing dat dope at his food truck while Cooper says he is just pushing quesadillas.   However, Cooper is fighting back.  Molly Minta and Anna Wolfe reported in Mississippi Today

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The Playoffs are Upon Us

What is there to do in Norman, Oklahoma? 

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Sunday, December 14, 2025

Death in Rankin County

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statements. 

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The Parable of the Birds

Everyone likes to receive gifts.  However, some gifts are easier to receive than others.  It is hard to receive a gift knowing it came at great cost to the person giving.  Pride can be such a stubborn thing at times. Using parables and a heart-touching story, the late Dr. Frank Pollard discussed how hard it can be to receive salvation for we are a people with much faith in ourselves even though we can't save ourselves.  Enjoy the 1997 Christmas sermon posted below as Dr. Pollard preaches from Romans

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Hero!

A pair of Muslim savages massacred 11 Jews at a Hanukkah festival in Bondi Beach, Australia.  While police cowered in fear and did not return fire, check out what one hero did. 

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Bill Crawford: A ChatGPT Story and a Writing Lesson

An Advent story entitled “An Unexpected Lesson” led to a captivating lesson from ChatGPT.

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Saturday, December 13, 2025

$100 Million for Economic Development Projects

 First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement Thursday. 

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Never Quit

 Move over, Plano, Texas.  We got us a new champ in come from behind victories.  

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D.L. Gardner:

On December 2, 1823, President James Monroe declared his famous foreign policy during his annual message to Congress. In essence the Monroe Doctrine opposed European colonization and intervention in America and the Western Hemisphere. It warned other nations not to interfere in political affairs of the Americas. The United States of America was born to be strongly independent.

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Friday, December 12, 2025

The Eyesore of Northeast Jackson

The biggest eyesore in Northeast Jackson may not be an eyesore much longer if Jackson Environmental Court Judge Jeff Reynolds has his way.  

5114 Old Canton Road in 2023

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Idiot of the Day

 A minor-attracted person (sarcasm) got into a little bit of trouble at the grocery store.  

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Bigger Pie Forum: Cliff Notes for Corps Speak

Cliff Notes began as short plot summaries of classic novels and stories. Now they are cribs about complex topics and spin. Corps Speak is the US Army Corps of Engineers (Corps) clever spin that evades responsibility for higher and longer Mississippi River floods (a complex topic). This story began when Congress put the Corps in charge of flood control (1928 Flood Control Act) to prevent another 1927 flood disaster.

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Bennie the Bitch

 Just when you think Bennie Thompson can't go any lower, he does.  

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Chicken LaFourche

 Nothing like some good cooking straight from the bayou.   ZeroBear PolyBear left us his Chicken Lafourche recipe in a downloadable format.  It is a nice change of pace for someone who is tired of turkey and ham during the holiday season.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, December 11, 2025

Perv Gets Life

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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The Ballad of Rudy: Appeal

 Convicted and sentenced he may be but Rudy Warnock is not going down without a fight. 

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Hear the Hat

Ag Commish Andy Gipson appears on the Empower podcast with host Grant Callen.  They discuss his life in public service and work on issues such as gun rights and protecting the unborn.  The gubernatorial candidate delves into his time in the legislature, accomplishments at Commissioner,  agenda as Governor, and how to strengthen families.  Andy Gipson is never boring and this podcast is no exception.  Enjoy. 

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Ewwwwww!

 No comment is needed for this video of an eating establishment in Ridgeland.  

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Smackdown in Jacktown!

 A State Representative got slapped down by Ted Henifin after he bowed up to the JXN Water Manager in a legislative hearing this morning. 

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Life for Killing Mother and Unborn Child

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Kamala is Coming

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Idiots of the Day: The Thoroughbreds Thieves

"It's hard to be on the field when you are locked up."  

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd laid down the law after some yutes from Philadelphia decided to go on a crime spree at Dicks Sporting Goods while in town to play in a football game.   Check out what Sheriff Grady had to say about the little thieves and their sorry-ass coach.  

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Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Seven Isn't Lucky for Former CMU Commissioner

Update: Eric Gilkie and Andrew Grant will be sentenced January 15, 2026. 

 Former CMU Commissioner Cleveland Anderson is going up the river after U.S. District Court Judge Kristi Johnson pronounced sentence: 

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Archie Speaks?

 Ole Miss legend Archie Manning says what he thinks about a certain former Ole Miss head football coach.  Well, it might be Archie Manning speaking in the video as AI is getting real good nowadays.  So is this AI or not AI? 

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The Ballad of Rudy: 12 Years

Former CMU Engineer Rudy Warnock will be going to prison for public corruption for twelve years.  A jury convicted Warnock of two counts of conspiracy to commit bribery (I&II), one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud (III), and wire fraud (IV).  

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Robert St. John: The Last Strand of Tinsel

Author’s Note:
Robert St. John’s Mississippi Christmas hit the shelves a couple of weeks ago. It’s a collection of recipes and stories from the Christmases, the people, and the neighborhood that shaped me— and the ones still unfolding. The piece below didn’t make the final edit, not because it fell short, but because its heart shows up in several other places throughout the book. Even so, it has become a steady part of my readings on the book-signing tour.


Some families grow up with postcard Christmases—crackling fires, golden retrievers by the hearth, snowflakes on the St. Augustine. Then there was us. Our holidays were about as “Hallmark” as a ham sandwich on white bread.

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Maced!

 Just another night at 4th Avenue downtown.  

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Here Comes the Judge

 Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Sid Salter: Guardrails or Gravel? Why America & Mississippi Must Get AI Right

If you’ve ever watched a road crew resurface a state highway in Mississippi on a scorching summer day, you know there’s a difference between laying a steady bed of asphalt and dumping gravel that rattles the chassis. That’s about where we are with artificial intelligence. States are laying down rules — some smooth, some rough — and the question for 2026 is whether a patchwork will keep traffic moving or throw a wrench into the engine of American innovation.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Chomp! Rankin Inmate Goes Mike Tyson

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.  

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24 Years

 It's been 24 years since this appeared on our tv screens. No apologies to Marshall Ramsey. 

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Mother Speaks Out on Oxford "Justice"

The mother of an Ole Miss student who was run over by a "womped-out" driver in Oxford Square is speaking out after he got what she considered to be a slap on the wrist in Oxford Municipal Court. 

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Going Goo Goo in Brandon

The 90's will be back in Brandon.  Yes, the Goo Goo Dolls will appear at Amphitheater in August.  More information is posted below. 

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$500 Reward Offered in Molotov Cocktail Attack

 A Brandon man is offering a $500 reward for information leading to the arrest of the individuals who threw Molotov cocktails at his home in the dead of the night.  

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The REST of the Story: David L. Archie Edition

A security guard earned a busted lip after he tangled with David L. Archie at a St. Andrew's Episcopal High School girls basketball game last week. 

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Monday, December 8, 2025

It's Time to Get Stoned

 A rock legend is coming to Jackson next year.  

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Idiot of the Day

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Blast From the Past

 Seeing Lewis Watt in action at the St. Andrew's girls basketball game last week brought this old video of some Mistletoe mayhem to mind. 

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Brandon Brings Back the 80's

Who needs the Molly Ringwalds when you can see the real thing? Check out who is coming to the Brandon Amphitheater in August 2026: 

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Catch & Release: Former NFL Player Edition

Former NFL player and Provine High School football star Quinton Culberson is moving along on his path of personal destruction.  JPD arrested Culberson after he allegedly burglarized a church last week. Culbertson has quite a violent history.  Felony dui's, aggravated assaults, breaking his father's jaw, kidnapping,  assaulting cops, and breaking into churches are just some of his crimes since he was in high school.  Unfortunately, Culberson spent no time in prison thanks to a series of judges who sent him to drug treatment programs he did not complete.  


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All Aboard!

Things are always happening at the train station.

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Sunday, December 7, 2025

Dear Jeremiah and Leticia

 Pick up your damn signs.  All over Ridgewood, Briarwood, and Old Canton Road. Quit trashing Jackson. 

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Flashback: Eudora Welty

We remember her as a legend who graced Belhaven for most of her life. Once upon a time, Eudora Welty was once young. Posted below is a Clarion-Ledger article about Ms. Welty and the publication of her first book, Curtain of Green.  Gone are the memories of an elderly woman ravaged by time . This is Eudora Welty in the prime of life as a river of words flowed through the pen of a young woman with so much to say.  Enjoy.  

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Rematch!

 Ole Miss will host a college football playoff game on December 20 when it face none other than the Tulane Green Wave.  Ole Miss beat Tulane 45-10 earlier this year. 

Congrats to the Rebels for a job well done.  This is going to be not just the biggest sporting event in Ole Miss history but the biggest sporting event ever held in Mississippi, rivaled only by John L. Sullivan's Heavyweight Champeenship fight.  Check out the CFP bracket posted below. 

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The Titanic Syndrome

"Like the people on the Titanic, who were there.  The band was playing and the party was going on, and the lights were on and people were enjoying life and they plowed right into danger, right through danger, and didn't know it until it was too late," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in 1997 as he discussed judgment.  It is s subject often left unsaid but always looming ahead as were those icebergs.  Enjoy his sermon posted below. Scripture is Romans 3: 9, 23.  The NIV and Message Bible versions are posted below as well. 

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Bill Crawford: MDOT's Efforts to Thwart Copper Thieves Making Progress

Efforts to thwart thieves from ripping copper wiring out of interstate lights in the Jackson area are making progress. Copper thieves have targeted the area for over a decade, joining a list of targeted cities from Portland, Oregon, to Palm Beach, Florida. Notably, the Jackson area has been the only targeted area in Mississippi. Repair costs have risen above $800,000 with millions on line for theft prevention.

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Saturday, December 6, 2025

The Ballad of Rudy: The Sentencing Squabble

Whither will Rudy Warnock go?  Due to be sentenced in U.S. District Court, Wednesday, Warnock and the Justice Department are arguing over his prison sentence.  Warnock argues he should serve no more than 21 months in prison while the prosecution charges Warnock should serve 188 to 235 months.  Big difference.  Big, huge Difference. 

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D.L. Gardner: Putin's Russia

In the summer of 1999, I traveled to Russia on a “mission trip” working with American and Russian teens in a camp near Volgograd. Before going I wondered what Russians were like, how Russian teens and American teens might be different, and what American and Russian adults had in common. The two weeks were some of the best in my life. The next summer we returned to Russia for a similar camp in Ivanova. We met more adults and began corresponding with them after returning to America.

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Friday, December 5, 2025

A Christmas Treat

 Get into the Christmas spirit as Andre Rieu's Christmas concert 2025 appears in theatres next week. Beautiful music, pageantry, and the charismatic Rieu take over the big screen as only he can.  Showtimes and video are posted below.  Yours truly went to see last years version and can say you are in for a real treat if you go.  

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MCPP: A Very Grateful Immigrant's Thanksgiving

Having just celebrated Thanksgiving across the United States, I’ve been reminded of what makes this holiday truly special.  If you’re an American who’s grown up with the holiday your whole life, it’s easy to take it for granted. Speaking as an immigrant, let me tell you: there’s something genuinely magical about a country setting aside a national day simply to give thanks.

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Oxford Justice: Run Over Three Students, Go Past Go

An Ole Miss student only had to pay a small fine after he struck three fellow students with his truck while high on nitrous oxide in Oxford Square, injuries be damned. 

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Twas the Night Before Kiffin

 and all through the house (as narrated by Kelsey Farese).......

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Mama's Meatloaf

The ZeroBear PolyBear brings back memories of mama's meatloaf.  Posted below is his meatloaf recipe in downloadable format.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, December 4, 2025

David L. Archie Does it Again!

 David L. Archie manages to get himself in trouble almost every where he goes, including - get this - St. Andrew's basketball games.   


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Oops!

It seems a JPD officer had a little problem today. 

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Andy Gipson: Fix PERS

 This guest column was submitted by Ag Commish Andy Gipson. 

As we look to the future of Mississippi, there is a huge challenge ahead that must be prioritized and tackled – sooner rather than later. The State of Mississippi’s commitment to our State employees and retirees in the PERS system is unquestionable; it is a covenant the State has made with its employees, and this is an issue that cannot be ignored or kicked down the road any longer. Tens of thousands of State employees ranging from teachers in the classroom to law enforcement patrolling the streets have devoted decades of their lives in public service – for lower wages – and they have rightfully relied and counted on the long-term PERS retirement benefits for their later years in life.

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The Latest "C's"

 Golden Corral and Madison Penn's" Nasty!

 Here are the "C" ratings for Jackson metro area restaurants issued since October 4, 2025.  The Mississippi Department of Health inspects and grades each restaurant.  The department inspects the restaurant again within ten days after the "C" is issued.  More information can be obtained at the MSDH restaurant inspection web page.

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Need a Dog?

 Would you like to have a dog to improve your image but don't want to fool with the upkeep?  The folks at SEC Shorts can help you. 

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Throwback Thursday: When Madison Was but a Babe

 It wasn't that long ago that Madison was little more than a hamlet.  

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Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Punished!

 Well, well, well. That little sideline scrum at the Brookhaven Academy - Lamar School game is going to cost.  MAIS issued the following statement. 

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Win A College Scholarship This Weekend

 This week, the Mississippi College and Career Savings team will be attending the MHSAA Championship Football Games at Mississippi State's Davis Wade Stadium in Starkville with SEVEN $1,000 game time scholarship opportunities and an additional $3,000 in scholarship opportunities by purchasing tickets early through GoFan!!

The team will be handing out Mississippi Affordable College Savings (MACS) scholarships which can grow over time and be used on school tuition, education-related technologies (like a laptop), school supplies like books, classroom supplies, partial room and board and much more!

To enter, scan the QR code on the screen at halftime or purchase tickets early through GoFan. My team will contact the winners during the 3rd quarter and present the check!

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Classy!

Check out whats offered for sale at Northpark Mall. Most items are displayed right by the children's ride area.  Classy.  

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Boyfriend Burner Gets 20 Years

Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: Making Mississippi Extra Full This Christmas

 There are moments in life when you don’t realize you’re stepping into something bigger than yourself. Back in 2009, the folks running the Edwards Street Fellowship Center food pantry called to say they were out of food. Not low. Out. Anyone who’s spent time in a kitchen knows the clock starts ticking the second you hear a sentence like that. Their clients were depending on them that week.

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The REST of the Story: Kiffin Edition

Former Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin claimed Ole Miss fans tried to run him off the road as he and his son went to the airport Sunday to depart for his new job at LSU.  However, as Paul Harvey would say, there is a Rest of the story.  

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Sid Salter: Wicker's Asking Right Questions as Congress Weighs Ukraine, Drug Boat Strikes

As the U.S. became increasingly mired in the Vietnam War, President Richard Nixon had relied on the solid support of cold warriors in Congress to support his authority to both wage and escalate that war through presidential authority.

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Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Who Won, Who Lost?

 The silly season is over.  Check out the winners and losers.  Next up: 2027. 

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Check Out the Latest CFP Bracket

 The NCAA posted the brackets for the College Football Playoff.  Read and weep. 

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Jackson Announces Christmas Festivities

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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People "Are Trying to Run You Off the Road"

 Former Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin said he had to call police as he left Oxford because people were trying to run him off the road. 

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Ridgeland Might Stop Adding Fluoride to Water

Local well systems haven't used fluoride for several years.  

The fluoridation of water may eventually be a thing of the past in Ridgeland. 

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Archie Speaks!

 Our favorite buffoon is at it again, demanding what else but reparations for Jackson's water problems. 

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Get Out and Vote

There are several elections today in the Jackson Metro area.  If you live in Senate District #26 (John Horhn's old district), get out and vote for either Kameisha Mumford or Letitia Johnson today.  If you live in Hinds County, get out and vote for a new Coroner.  Your choices are Jeremia Howard and Stephanie Meachum. If you live in District 3 in Rankin County, you have an election for Justice Court Judge.  Your choices are Tammara Bowie and Adam Woods. If you live in District 2 in Rankin County, vote for either Derel Palmer or Phil Schoggen for Supervisor.  


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Therapy!

 Ole Miss folks could probably use some good therapy right now. 

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Monday, December 1, 2025

Idiots of the Day

 Someone got stupid over at Green Ghost Tacos in the Fondren.  WAPT reported: 

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Lane Speaks!

 Lane Kiffin is addressing the media right now.  It is his first press conference since the heaux high-tailed it out of Mississippi.  The presser is live-streamed below. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Check out what happened to this guy. 

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Shad Prepares to Face Legislature

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Deal of the Day

 The best boots in America are on sale right now.  Yup, White's Boots is holding its annual holiday boot sale.  Need a new pair of work boots or safety boots? Do you fight fires? Are you a lineman? Ditch the Iron Rangers and get a pair of these.  The style is Pacific Northwest. They aren't cheap but you literally get what you pay for with these boots.  

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From DUI to Judge?

 A candidate for Rankin County Justice Court Judge got herself in a wee bit of trouble with the law in August this year.  

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Pimps & Hoes

 What else did you think it was going to be? 

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Sunday, November 30, 2025

They Mad

 The local gentry was not too happy up in Lafayette County today. 



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Flashback: The Derrick Johnson Slush Fund

 JJ first published this post on August 30, 2013.  JJ reported Friday Mr. Johnson engineered a nice "partnership" between the NAACP and a law firm to pursue environmental racism claims.  The firm in turn donated over $150,000 to his wife's State Senate campaign. 

The Secretary of State cracked down on a Derrick Johnson charity.  It seems our head of the Mississippi NAACP is paid $120,000 a year to operate One Voice, a non-profit with the same address as the state NAACP.   Although One Voice is considered to be a charity or non-profit, in reality it is a slush fund as most of the money is spent on consultants, travel, and salaries.  Employees could sign checks made payable to themselves.  Debit cards were issued to officers.  $1.78 million a year makes for a nice little slush fund. 

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Funny of the Day

 Kelsey Farese posted a rather humorous take on it all this morning.  

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Going, Going...... Golding? (Updated)

 Kiffin Tweets!

It's getting nasty up in Oxford. 

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The Bear and the Rattlesnake

 "Those people are on a dark spiral downward. But if you think that leaves you on the high ground where you can point your finger at others, think again. Every time you criticize someone, you condemn yourself. It takes one to know one. Judgmental criticism of others is a well-known way of escaping detection in your own crimes and misdemeanors," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he read from Romans 2 in the Message Bible by Eugene Patterson.   Enjoy Dr. Pollard's 1997 sermon posted below as he preaches on the perils of judgment.  

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Bill Crawford: High Prices Thwarting Trump's Affordability Promise

“Starting the day I take the oath of office I will rapidly drive prices down and we will make America affordable again,” candidate Donald Trump said at an August 14, 2024, rally in North Carolina.

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Saturday, November 29, 2025

The Chancellor & the Coach

 Update (11/30/25): Thamel reporting Ole Miss team meeting at 1. 

Things are still up in the air up in Oxford.  Ross Dellenger tweeted: 

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Saturday Night Cinema

Need something good to watch this weekend while it rains? Check out these movies streamed on Youtube for, dare we say it?, Free! There are some real gems below. 

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Goon Squad Victim Fights Back

A Goon Squad victim sued Rankin County and the former deputies who tortured him during a traffic stop in 2022. 

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D.L. Gardner: Miracles Among Us

Holidays have a way of making us think about things in different ways. Thanksgiving makes us thankful for even the most mundane things we normally take for granted. Giving thanks is on our minds.

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Friday, November 28, 2025

Bitching About Ho's

 Lane Kiffin didn't take too kindly to an Ole Miss Spirit reporter calling him a "ho" earlier this week.  

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Campaign Follies: Nothing to See Here, Move Along

A California law firm funneled over $150,000 to Letitia Johnson's campaign for the Mississippi State Senate - the same law firm that hired Ms. Johnson a few months before her husband, NAACP President Derrick Johnson, awarded a partnership to the firm last year. 

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Flashback Friday: Egg Bowl Edition

or when a "Jew" beat the Maroons. 

Check out how the 1927 Clarion-Ledger referred to a star University football player in its account of the Egg Bowl.  

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MCPP: Trouble on the Right. Why Conservatives Need to be Wary

I only recently learned what a “groyper” is - you may or may not be familiar with the term?

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WWLKD?

 Will he or won't he? T'is the question.   Baton Rouge sports talk show host Matt Moscona said last night there might be some waffling going on up in Oxford. 

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Get Ready to Cry

 Ready for a good cry? The ZeroBear PolyBear has a fried onion ring recipe just for you that is guaranteed to make you cry and slap yo mama.   Enjoy his fixings in the downloadable recipe posted below. 

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Thursday, November 27, 2025

Throwback Thursday

For Thanksgiving night, we will try something different.  One of the greatest collections of talent ever assembled appeared in St. Louis in 1961.  Johnny, Frank, Dean, and Sammy; all on stage at the same time.  Enjoy. 

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Who Wants to Kill?

 It's that time of year and you know what that means.  

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Judge: Seal Must Pay

 Leon Seal was in Rankin County Court last week for some mess about some mess.  Seal is well known to the Pearl police and Rankin County criminal justice system as he has been repeatedly arrested over the last few years. Some consider him a civil rights activist, targeted by the police while others consider him a troublemaker who well, just can't stay out of trouble.  

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Empower Mississippi Podcast: State Senator Rod Hickman

Grant Callen sits down with State Senator Rod Hickman in the latest edition of The Empower Podcast.  Representing a stretch of communities from Macon to Louisville to Meridian.  The State Senator shares how growing up in Noxubee County shaped his passion for public service, why he left a law career in Jackson to return home, and the opportunities he sees for rural communities.  Mr. Callen and State Senator Hickman dive deep into crime, clearance rates, the realities of prosecution, and Mississippi's Fresh Start Acts.  Tune in for an engaging conversation. 

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Going to the Mattresses

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch wants to go to the mattresses in her fight to keep State Auditor Shad White from pursuing Brett Favre in a clawback lawsuit.  

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No Comment!

 Well, well, well, it appears our friend Pete Perry is due for a little roasting.  The line is going to be looooooooooong for this one . 

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Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Too Cool

 Check out the Pascagoula Street underpass' new look. 

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Flashback: When was water not a Jackson Problem?

 Believe it or not, Jackson had water problems all the way back in 1902.  

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"Brandon is Franzia Out of the Box"

If you are one of these folks who likes to trash the burbs or Jackson, here is your chance to comment.  Hattiesburg Comedienne Mary Ryan Brown had a few things to say about the burbs recently.    Enjoy. 

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Sheriff Accuses Mississippi Today of Offering to "pay" for Information.

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey fired back at Mississippi Today with a blistering response after the online newspaper reported in several articles his employees abused inmates.  

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The Hate is Strong

Controversial Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin racked up another headline today. Check out what the Wall Street Journal called him today. 

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Robert St. John: The Heart of Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving shifts on you as life goes on. But the earliest memories stay put.

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Another Child Dies of Whooping Cough in Kentucky

 The Kentucky Cabinet for Health and Family Services issued the following press release. 

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Sid Salter: Thanksgiving: My Grandmother Taught me the Power of the Penny

Here in the South, where the soil runs red and the porch light glows softly against the approaching night, we’ve always held a soft spot for small things — a cardstock Jesus fan on a hot Sunday afternoon, a warm biscuit split three ways, and a found penny offering the tiniest shimmer of hope in the dust.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Bigger Pie Forum: Einstein was Wrong

Not Albert, his son Hans. As far as we know, Albert was right about his General Theory of Relativity and other natural laws.


Hans was not as famous as his father. But he was the world expert on river sediments. He advised the Corps of Engineers (Corps) on the design of the Old River Control Complex (ORCC) in the 1950s. He thought the Corps would take his advice. He was wrong.

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Equal Time: Food Fight Version

 The video of a um, debate between two women over the misuse of a handicapped parking spot at the Madison Walmart has drawn quite a bit of attention.  One of the woman has been slammed pretty hard on social media so she told her own side of the story. 

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Food Fight! (Updated)

Update: More video has been added.   

What is it about Walmart that brings out the worst in people, even in Madison? 

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Kingston Frazier Murder Accomplice Gets 20 Years in Meth Case

Parole Board had sprung Washington in Kingston Frazier kidnapping 

Madison-Rankin County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Arrows Take State

Congratulations to the Jackson Academy Arrows for winning the MAIS 4A State Football Champeenship Saturday night.  

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"I'm From Jackson, not Detroit!"

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Monday, November 24, 2025

Funny of the Day

 All the talk of a possible AI bubble brought this to mind . 

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Demon Girlfriend Gets 40 years

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

 

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5th Circuit: Jackson "Repeatedly Lied to the Public", Revives Lead Lawsuit

Update: City Attorney Drew Martin said the city will appeal to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeal en banc.  

"A catastrophe was not thrusted upon Jackson; it created one." Thus said the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals as it revived a lawsuit against the city of Jackson for contaminating its water with high amounts of lead last week.  

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New Life for Shady Nook

The site of Jackson's oldest gas station gets a new lease on life thanks to Pulito's owner Charles "Chaz" Lindsay, III and the Jackson City Council last week. 

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Mississippi ACT Scores Rise

 The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement. 

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Coping is Always Hard to Do

 Sometimes you need a support group when dealing with a bad break-up. 

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Sunday, November 23, 2025

Idiot of the Day

Someone got stupid at the Brookhaven Academy - Lamar Academy game this weekend at the MAIS Championships in Clinton. 

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Live from Downtown

A gentlelady's debate took place in downtown Jackson last night.  

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Egg Bowl Flashback: When the Farmer Boys Beat the Drunks

 It's Egg Bowl week and that means the University Men from Oxford will square off against the Farmer Boys of Starkville on national tv Friday.  Although University fans might have needed a drink over the last week, their football coach gave his team some booze during halftime of the 1907 game in Jackson. 

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No Shame in This Game

 It has the power to move the famous such as Martin Luther, JohnWesley, and yes, Julius "Dr. J." Erving.  We are talking of course, about Romans 1:17617 where Saint Paul crystallizes the essence of Romans into two verses, two verses that are rather short but say so much.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard expounded on those same verses in the 1997 sermon posted below.  Enjoy.

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Bill Crawford: Reeves' Proposed Budget Ignores PERS needs

“We are charting a better and more prosperous course for our state and her people that will last for generations,” proclaimed Gov. Tate Reeves in his FY 2027 executive budget recommendations. 

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Saturday, November 22, 2025

Showing the Money

 The right-wing's AOC, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor-Greene surprised everyone when she announced yesterday she will resign from Congress in January.  Left unreported is how well the Georgia firebrand has done since she arrived in Congress five years ago. 

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No Comment

 Just another morning in South Jackson. 

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T'is the Season

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$90 Million Smackers

 Clarion-Ledger alumnus Ross Dellenger reports at Yahoo Sports LSU made a yuuuuuuge offer to Ole Miss Football Coach Lane Kiffin: 

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D.L. Gardner: Red-Bellied Lions

We teach students how to give speeches. Actually, we teach them a lot more than that, but at the end of the semester each student must give an informative and a persuasive speech which must be 5-7 minutes long.

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Friday, November 21, 2025

Reading the Tea Leaves

 Ole Miss Athletic Director Keith Carter issued the following statement. 

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Mississippi Today v. Sheriff Bailey: Round III

The New York Times and Mississippi Today rained more controversy down on Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey in an article published Thursday: 

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MCPP: Voters Demand School Choice. Poll Shows Overwhelming Support

Big news on School Choice this week!  A fresh poll shows massive support in Mississippi to have families, not government, control their child’s education.  Mississippi voters say they’ll reward lawmakers who make it happen.

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Catch These Shoplifters

 The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement and video. 

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The Closing of The Ranch

 Tempers flared Tuesday night after the Madison Board of Ealdormen rejected an appeal from Austin O'Kelly, owner of The Ranch daycare center, on a failed fire inspection.  WAPT reported: 

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Amazon Investing $3 Billion in Vicksburg Project

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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It's Happening!

Update: Meeting is supposed to take place at noon.   

We don't know what's happening but something's happening. Baton Rouge talk show host Matthew Moscona reported Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin and Athletic Director Keith Carter are supposed to meet at 8:15 this morning.  

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It's Chicken. It's Salad. It's Hot but It Ain't French

 Welcome back to another recipe from ZeroBear PolyBear.  Although he is on hiatus, posted below in a downloaded format is his hot chicken salad recipe.  However, it's not your typical chicken salad.  Enjoy. 

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Thursday, November 20, 2025

Mississippi Museum of Art Buys Frank Lloyd Wright House

 The Mississippi Museum of Art issued the following statement. 


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Not a Miracle, Just Mississippi

Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann authored this column. 

Mississippi stereotypes are outdated, and every day we are proving the country wrong about what they think of Mississippi. Education is a good example of this.

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Food Fight: Sheriff Bryan Bailey v. Mississippi Today

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey hit back at the New York Times and Mississippi Today after their reporters said they were not done investigating his office.  

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Ex-Pearl Police Officer Gets 20 Years

Stole from dying woman!

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Sellout to Token to Tom

Someone was pretty angry at the Jackson City Council meeting Tuesday night.  Who needs Netflix when you can watch this stuff for free?  

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Toyota Investing in Mississippi

Toyota is investing $125 million to expand its plant in Blue Springs.  The company issued the following statement: 

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Lane Speaks!

Lane Kiffin made some rather interesting comments yesterday as reporters grilled him about his future at Ole Miss . 

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Wednesday, November 19, 2025

No Bond for Rez Flame-Thrower

 Ainsworth a meth head? 

Walter Ainsworth won't be leaving jail anytime soon after Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow denied the alleged Rez shooter bond yesterday. 

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Perv Gets Three Life Sentences

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Here Comes the Judge

 The Mississippi Supreme Court appointed a new judge in the Lindsey Whiteside case.  Defenders of the defendant can read and weep. 

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Water Wars: No Rate Hike for Now

It will be awhile before JXN Water can raise water/sewer rates.  U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate enjoined the rate hike so the city of Jackson could examine JXN Water's financial records.  

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Bedwetter Alert

 Well, well, well, some employees at Teen Vogue _____'ed around and found out what happens when they throw a tantrum at work. 

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40 Years in Baby Mama Murder

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, II issued the following statement Monday.

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Robert St. John: Time Well Spent

There was a time, not long after our daughter was born, when it felt like the whole world could shrink down to a few hundred square feet and still be complete. Standing in that freshly furnished nursery, looking at our tiny newborn sleeping in her crib, I remember thinking that if we moved to a remote cabin in the most remote part of the most remote state, and it was just the three of us for the rest of our days, I’d be content. No business deals, no travel, no acclaim could add anything to that fullness. When our son came along, the feeling deepened. The four of us were all that mattered. Everything since then has been living in the bonus.

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City Council Rejects Fondren Cigar Bar

A cigar bar will not open in the Fondren after the Jackson City Council's Zoning Committee rejected its special use application Monday. 


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Sid Salter: Why Small Rural States Such as Mississippi Lose Under Term Limits

Every few years, somebody in Washington dusts off the old idea of congressional term limits and holds it up like a silver bullet that’ll fix everything wrong with American politics. The pitch sounds good: throw the bums out, stop career politicians, and make Congress more like “real America.”

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Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Funny of the Day

Who wants to go to slow class? 

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Slugging It Out for Governor

 A new poll shows State Auditor Shad White, Ag Commish Andy Gipson, and Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann all tied up in the Republican race for Governor in 2027.  

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Kiffin Says No Ultimatum

 Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin said the university did not give him an ultimatum on whether he would remain.  Coach Kiffin made the remark on the Pat McAfee Show this morning.  

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Football Coach Cleared of Meth Charges

 Murrah High School Assistant Football Coach Robert Landers got some good news and bad new this morning in Rankin County Court.  

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Idiot of the Day

The Justice Department issue the following statement. 

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Monster Wants to Plead Guilty

 Victoria Cox wants to plead guilty.  She was indicted for helping Wayne Callihan kill 4 year-old Erin Burnett while kidnapping and molesting Erin's six year-old sister in 2024.  

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Monday, November 17, 2025

Will He Stay or Will He Geaux?

 Is the Lane Train warming up? The Baton Rouge Morning Advocate reported:

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The Zoning Follies

 The Jackson City Council's Zoning Committee is meeting right now. Watch it here.  Up for consideration: Fondren Taste,  a Pulito's "satellite", the Frank Lloyd Wright home,  and a proposed cigar bar in the Fondren. Good stuff. 

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Just Eat It!

 None other than Weird Al Yankovic is coming to Brandon next year. 

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Come Get Your Money in Madison Tomorrow

 


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Coming Soon: The Rebirth of the Planetarium

 "A dream come true for a lot of us," said Jackson Mayor John Horhn as he announced the reopening of the McNair-Davis Planetarium in six months.  

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Million-Dollar Weed Bust

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 


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85% of 3rd Graders Pass Reading Test

 The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement. 

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The Horroring

 Battered Aggie Syndrome is a real thing.   

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Lynn Wins: China Must Pay $25 Billion

 Tilting at windmills paid off for Attorney General Lynn Fitch.  U. S. District Judge Taylor McNeel ordered the People's Republic of China to pay Mississippi $25 billion for its role in developing the Wuhan virus, hoarding PPE, and fraudulently selling PPE during the pandemic.  

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Sunday, November 16, 2025

Governor Wants Some Money

Governor wants to restore Capitol Police cuts 

Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following press release and budget. 

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Idiot of the Day

Roid Rage? 

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Things That Make You Go Hmmm.....

Our old friend, Derrick Johnson, yes, the NAACP President made a curious little partnership for the NAACP with a law firm that just happens to hire his wife a few months earlier.  

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Greed's Death-Giving Nature

It is overwhelming but shallow.  It can destroy relationships.  It holds much promise but is poisonous when bitten.  It can even kill. What else are we talking about but greed.  Using the parable of the Rich Fool, the late Dr. Frank Pollard warned against falling prey to greed in the 1997 sermon posted below. 

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Bill Crawford: Opioid Abatement Programs Seek Millions From Settlement

The surge of deaths in Mississippi from opioid overdoses that began in the late 1990s continues today driven by synthetic opioids, particularly fentanyl. Opioid abatement programs remain a critical need.

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Saturday, November 15, 2025

Funny of the Day

 Do unto others.......

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Goon Squad Redux?

What has been taking place at the Rankin County jail?  A New York Times article charges a culture of violence and brutality existed at the detention center under its leadership.  The Times and Mississippi Today reported: 

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D.L. Gardner: Stop Fighting! Nobody Has to Lose Anything

This year thoughts of Veterans Day reminded me of my father, brother, uncle, both grandfathers, and our son. Of course, I’ve thought of other friends, too, who are veterans and thank them for their service. But somehow family makes the thoughts and thanks a little more personal.

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Friday, November 14, 2025

Takeover!

The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement. 

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Coming Soon

 The devil is always in the details and she might wear Prada. 

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MCPP: Those Dark Clouds are the Debt

The future for our state looks bright.  In just the past five years, Mississippi has seen more economic growth than in the entire fifteen years before that combined.

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Idiot of the Day: Dumb Crook Edition

CORRECTION: Landers CLEARED of meth charges after crime lab found white pasty substance was NOT meth.   

 

How dumb is Murrah High School Assistant Football Coach Robert Landers?  

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Let's Go Krogering

 Yet another beatdown in Jackson. 

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Burning Down Brandon

 County music star Parker McCollum is going to burn it down in Brandon next year.   

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Perv Gets 80 Years

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 


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The History of Barbecue

 The ZeroBear PolyBear regales us with the tale of how barbecue began.  Enjoy his pictorial history in a downloadable format.   

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Thursday, November 13, 2025

THERE HE GO!!!

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Get Married!

Grant Callen talks with Dr. Brad Wilcox, Director of the National Marriage Project at the University of Virginia and author of Get Married: Why Americans Must Defy the Elites, Forge Strong Families, and Save Civilization. Dr. Wilcox shares striking research on how marriage shapes economic mobility, child wellbeing, and community stability—and why family decline fuels many of America’s biggest challenges. With marriage rates down more than 50% in the past half-century, he highlights powerful data: kids from intact families are four times more likely to graduate college than end up in prison, and neighborhoods with more two-parent households drive upward mobility for poor children. Drawing on years of research, Dr. Wilcox explains how family structure underpins education, work, and public safety, core issues in Empower’s mission to expand opportunity in Mississippi. 

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30 Years for Trying to Kill Wife

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Lindsey Locked Up

Judge "troubled" by Farese comments

Convicted child molester and former youth pastor Lindsey Whiteside is finally behind bars after U.S. District Judge Debra Brown revoked her bond yesterday.  A federal grand jury indicted Whiteside for transporting a minor across state lines for sexual purposes in October.    

Lindsey Whiteside, Tony Farese, Gayle Whiteside
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Food Stamp Fraud Busted

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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The Bum is Back

 Our boy John Arthur Banks (No relation to John Arthur Eaves) is back and back for more mayhem.

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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Revoked!

 U. S. District Judge Debra Brown revoked Lindsey Whiteside's bonds a few minutes ago. I am leaving the federal courthouse in Greenville and will post more later.  

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Closing or Moving

 More businesses are calling it quits in Jackson.  WLBT reported Friday: 

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Too Rich for the Blood?

 A shopping spree doesn't always turn out the way you think it will. 

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Oxford Blues?

The boomtown that is Oxford is becoming more than a little crowded.  One poor soul vented her frustration on social media. 

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Bigger Pie Forum: More Flood for Less Rain

I don’t know who said it first, but the Mississippi River is flooding more often, longer, and higher for the same or less rain. There are many reasons for this. But the main one is the US Army Corps of Engineers (Corps). It is in charge of flood control on the lower Mississippi River (below Cairo, Illinois). Congress gave it that job after the great 1927 flood disaster — to prevent a repeat.


Old River Control Structure

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Squashing the Squatters

Squatters are finding they no longer have a home in Jackson after the city of Jackson prosecuted its first squatter case this week.  

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Sid Salter: Grisham's Latest not a Legal Thriller but Introspective Mystery About Greed

John Grisham’s latest offering is not the legal thriller his fans have come to expect – the usual rollercoaster ride through the judicial system driven by corporations, the Mob, scheming politicians, and the like, it’s a more meandering and introspective mystery about one of the Seven Deadly Sins – greed.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Celebrate Our Veterans

Check out the PBS celebration of Veterans Day: Salute to Service 2025.  The hour-long program features performances by Trace Atkins, Angel Blue, and Kurt Elling as well as interview with several veterans. Great program. Angel turned in a rather beautiful rendition of The Battle Hymn of the Republic.  Enjoy.  

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Brian Kelly Declares War on LSU

Copy of petition posted below. 

Former LSU Head Football Coach Brian Kelly made it clear he wants his money and wants it now.  Coach Kelly filed a petition for declaratory judgment against the LSU Board of Supervisors in the 19th Judicial District of Louisiana yesterday.  The petition accuses the university of reneging on its duty to pay him his $53 million buyout after it fired him without cause in October. Talk about a battle on the bayou.  

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Murrah Coach Arrested for Drug Trafficking (Alleged)

CORRECTION: Landers CLEARED of meth charges after crime lab found white pasty substance was NOT meth.    

Suspect is Murrah's Defensive Coordinator 

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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WHAT Does it Take to Lock This Guy Up?

Or Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

Greenbrook Flowers, Pig & Pint, Downtown Snack Shop, Steve's Deli, Downtown Drug Store, Iron Horse Grill, Shiro's, Keifers, La Cazuela, Jaco's Taco's, Stanley Wine & Liquor, Fenians, Downtown Pizza & Daiquiri, Native Coffee, and Snack Shack.  These are the businesses repeatedly burglarized by Hinds County Catch & Release star pupil and downtown bum, John Arthur Banks.   Despited pleading guilty six times to hitting Jackson businesses, Banks is set free to terrorize more businesses.  

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Thuggette of the Day

 A scumbag student pepper sprayed her teacher not once but three times in the face when he tried to take away her cellphone.  

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The Latest "C's"

 Here are the "C" ratings for Jackson metro area restaurants issued since October 4, 2025.  The Mississippi Department of Health inspects and grades each restaurant.  The department inspects the restaurant again within ten days after the "C" is issued.  More information can be obtained at the MSDH restaurant inspection web page.

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Monday, November 10, 2025

50 Years

 It's been 50 years since the S.S. Edmund Fitzgerald sank into a tragedy of seafaring lore. 

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Food Stamps to Resume

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Meadowbrook Murder (Updated)

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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State Auditor Tries to Stop Crimestoppers

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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"Jackson Has a Culture of Not Paying"

 JXN Water desperately needs a rate increase but a federal judge questioned its ability to raise collection rates to where they could sustain Jackson's water/sewer system.  

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No Bond for (Alleged) Ridgewood Road Killer

 There will be no get out of jail free card for Brian Jamal Davis.  Davis stands accused of killing Reginald Brown at the Chevron gas station on Ridgewood Road.  

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25 or 6 to Brandon

 What does the headline mean? It means none other than 70's supergroup Chicago is coming to Brandon. 

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The Circling Sharks

 Who will make the cut on Shark Tank

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Sunday, November 9, 2025

Let's Get Ready to Ruuuuuuumble!

The halftime show at this football game yesterday was not boring.   

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They'll Be All Right on Monday

It's usually fun to see someone else get punished.  It's a flaw in human nature, a conceit.  Well, look at him getting in trouble, it's a good thing I'm not so bad.  Well, don't be so sure because your day may be coming as well.  If this sounds like something out of the book of Amos, that's because it is. The late Dr. Frank Pollard delved into the second chapter of Amos in the 1997 sermon posted below.  Like the prophet's book, the sermon is short but says so much.  Enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Mississippi Symphony Orchestra Ecstatic About New Leader

In what looked to be a risky move last April, the Mississippi Symphony Orchestra (MSO) hired Flowood Chamber of Commerce executive director Janet Reihle as its new chief executive. Reihle had limited music background (piano) and had attended only a few outdoor orchestral events.

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Saturday, November 8, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 All the kid wanted to do was fish.  

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Millsaps to Offer Full Scholarships to Mississippi's Best

 Millsaps College issued the following statement. 

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The Case of the Phantom Fire Hydrants

Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day Wednesday  Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike.  Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is breaking the proceedings down into more manageable bites.  

JXN Water reported eight percent of fire hydrants inspected were not working during a status update on Jackson's water/sewer system in U.S. District Court Wednesday.  

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D.L. Gardner: Give Thee American People the Win

I’ve been reading Bret Baier’s latest book on American presidents, “To Rescue the American Spirit – Teddy Roosevelt and the Birth of a Superpower.” Among many other endeavors, Bret is anchor of “Special Report with Bret Baier” on Fox News Channel. Baier paints a powerful picture of Roosevelt as a boy stricken with asthma transforming himself into one of the most powerful leaders of America and the Western World.

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Friday, November 7, 2025

Shootout in Rankin County

 Update: Suspect identified as Ricardo Kirk. 

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Good job, Starkpatch, good job (sarcasm).  Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports comes to town and this is what he gets.  

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Every Man a Coach

 Check out Every Man a Coach by Louisiana Governor Huey P. Landry. 

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Suspects in JSU Murder Arrested

 The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement. 

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Will the Water Keep Flowing in Jackson?

 Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day Wednesday  Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike.  Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is breaking the proceedings down into more manageable bites.  

Jackson's water system has made much progress but might go back to where it once was if allowed to go broke again.  So said JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin in federal court Wednesday.  

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From the Street

 What is the Street saying about Ladarien Jones and the murder of Hinds County Detention Sergeant James Dotson, Jr? Keep in mind this is all unverified, unconfirmed street talk. 

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Gumbo, Love it or Leave It?

 Fall weather means it's a perfect time to fix what else but gumbo!  Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe in a downloadable format posted below.   

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Thursday, November 6, 2025

Bedwetter Alert

Soul-crushing.  Can't have fun.   Sobbing in bed.  Mental health.  Such was the reaction Harvard students had to possibility the university might crack down on grade-inflation.  

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A Most Scholarly Debate

Update: As promised, the videos were taken down today (Nov. 10).  The post and comments remain.  

A gentlemans' debate took place at Hartsfield Academy recently.  Needless to say, the announcers were not amused. 

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Wasting Money on Wasterwater, Jackson-Style

 Judge Wingate held a status update on the Jackson water system that lasted all day yesterday.  Much was discussed, including JXN Water's proposed rate hike.  Instead of publishing one monster post, JJ is going to break yesterday's proceedings into some manageable bites by topic.  

The city of Jackson spent over $10 million on renting pumps for the Savannah Street treatment when purchasing a new one only costs $4 million.  Such revelations occurred during the status conference on Jackson's water/sewer system held yesterday in the courtroom of U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate.

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Jail Killer Gets Life

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, November 5, 2025

Caught in Vicksburg (Updated)

 Well, well, well.  Little Ladarien Jones has had a bad day.  

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Licking Their Wounds

 The Mississippi Republican Party issued the following statement. 

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The Clanging of the Cowbell

 Who will get in? Who gets left out? Who wins? Who loses? 

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Robert St. John: Where Are We Going Next?

LONDON—It shouldn’t work, but it does. Twenty-five Americans, most of them from the South, gathered around a breakfast table in Dublin. It’s the kind of setup that should feel like herding cats, yet, for some reason, it never feels like group travel. My wife and I don’t even like group tours. Though for nine years I’ve been leading them—almost 70 of them with over 1,500 guests—and I’m still wondering why it’s never felt like what we’ve always tried to avoid. I finally figured it out this spring, and it has very little to do with where we go.

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To Kill and Kill Again

Or like father, like son

Meet Southside Dee, otherwise known as Ladarien Tyrese Jones, a star graduate of the Hinds County Catch & Release Program.  JPD announced in a press release it is seeking Jones for the murder: 

Jones when a teen-ager

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Sid Salter: Incoming Silver Tsunami to Strain Government Resources

The “Silver Tsunami” isn’t just a clever turn of phrase—it’s a demographic freight train barreling toward Mississippi’s already strained health care infrastructure. Every day, 10,000 Americans turn 65. By 2030, one in five U.S. residents will be senior citizens. In Mississippi, where chronic illness, poverty, and rural isolation already complicate health care delivery, this wave of aging citizens threatens to swamp the system.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2025

Double-Top Cop Remains

Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones will remain Interim JPD Chief as Mayor John Horhn seeks a new police chief. 

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Millsaps Student Rhodes Scholar Finalist

 Millsaps College issued the following statement. 

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Skulls & Flamethrowers

 The Reservoir Road Rager (allegedly) will remain in jail after Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow denied him bond at his initial appearance this morning. 

Walter Ainsworth at initial appearance

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The Purloined Perfume

 The Gluckstadt Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Water Wars Continue

 The Jackson City Council keeps demonstrating why control of the water/sewer system should not be returned to the city of Jackson.  WLBT reported: 

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Monday, November 3, 2025

Funny of the Day

This funny ad is making the rounds up in New York City. Yes, New York City. Put down the rope.

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"She Walked Around the Whole School Recording Kids"

 Some kids at Lake Cormorant High School in Desoto County spoke out against our recent Idiot of the Day in where else but TikTok.  

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Michelin Recognizes Elvie's

Although it didn't get the coveted MICHELIN Star, Elvie's restaurant garnered attention from the famed MICHELIN Guide.   

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Good News

 ZeroBear PolyBear's great grandson is doing better.  Things looked really rough for the little guy but Little Samuel is starting to pull through.  The Bear sent an update: 

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Shad Busts More Covid Fraud

 State Auditor Shadrack White issued the following statement. 

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HCSO Sergeant Gunned Down

Hinds County Sheriff Tyree Jones issued the following statement. 

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One Percent-World Problems

 How does one cope with the ABC/ESPN blackout on Youtube TV? 

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Sunday, November 2, 2025

Bedwetter Alert

 Some people go out of their way to be offended.  

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Being a Victim of Self-Tackle-ization

"Remember the old Hindu idea that the world is sitting on the back of a giant something of a giant some kind of animal, they said, and that animal is standing on the back of a turtle and you ask what is a turtle standing on and they say the turtle is standing on nothing.  So many lives blunder, so many lives are meaningless because they are built on nothing. They are built on the blunder," said the late Dr. Frank Pollard in the 1997 sermon posted below.  Watch the rest of the sermon as he discusses how such a life built on nothing is nothing.  

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Bill Crawford: Could Data-Center Focus Stymy Manufacturing Growth in Mississippi?

As Mississippi basks in its AI data-center boom, all is not copasetic in the AI economy.

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Saturday, November 1, 2025

Still Can't Touch This

 The University of Arizona Running Backs Coach sure has come a long way since his younger days. 

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Wingate to Fight Water Rate Increase

 U.S. District Judge Chokwe Antar Wingate is hauling JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin before him Wednesday after Mr. Henifin said he was going to raise water rates in December.  The emergency order states: 

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Feds Want Whiteside in Jail

 The Justice Department wants Lindsey Whiteside behind bars and behind bars now.  Prosecutors asked a federal judge to revoke the convicted sex offender's bond in U.S. District Court this week.  

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D.L. Gardner: Two Super Bowl Halftime Shows

Why do so many people around the world watch the Super Bowl each year? You’re right! The ads and the halftime show! Only die-hard football fans tune in for the game. And only fans of the two teams really care who does what on the field. Besides, there’s a party going on!

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Friday, October 31, 2025

Suicide Attempt in Rankin

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Will Judge Wingate Cripple JXN Water?

 JXN Water's failure to get a rate increase will cripple the system in a few years.  So says JXN Water's quarterly status report.  The report points out many improvements such as lower water production and system pressure.  However, the report states the system will operate at losses of tens of millions of dollars if the rate increase is not approved. 

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Eating the Blight

 The Horhn administration promised to clean up the blight and cleaning up the blight it is.  Check out the city's new Public Works employee cleaning up things on West Street near Gallatin Street yesterday. 

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Junking the Junk Food

First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Some People Just Won't Shut Up

Oh great.  Our Governor Buffoon has done it again.  Ole Miss fans are going to enjoy this one. 

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Warm Up with Shrimp Bisque

 It's getting cold and few things are as tasty as a good shrimp bisque in winter.  Check out ZeroBear PolyBear's recipe in downloadable format below. 

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Thursday, October 30, 2025

Dirty Delta Cops, Sheriffs, & Jailers Busted

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Time To Get Fit

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

Governor Tate Reeves today issued Executive Order 1589 to reestablish the Presidential Fitness Test for elementary, middle and high school students across Mississippi. Executive Order 1589 comes after President Donald J. Trump issued an executive order that reestablished the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness and Nutrition and reinstituted the Presidential Fitness Test.

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The Rest of the Story: Ranch Edition

Much has been said on social media and in the news after the popular Ranch daycare center in Madison closed Monday.  What exactly happened?  JJ did some digging and here is the story.  

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Bigger Pie Forum: Wishful Not Thinking

 Bigger Pie Forum Chairman Kelly Williams authored this post. 

The Mississippi River is going to change course (avulse) to the Atchafalaya at the Old River Control Complex (ORCC) above Baton Rouge and discharge to the Gulf near Morgan City, LA. Gravity will send it down this shorter, steeper path in a big flood — maybe the next one. Course changes happen about every 1,000 years when the channel clogs up with silt, flow slows, and floods get higher. The last one happened around the 12th century.

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Empower Podcast: Mayor John Horhn

What does it take to turn around a city? In this special episode recorded at Jackson City Hall, host Grant Callen talks with Mayor John Horhn about his love for Jackson, the lessons from his childhood and career in public service, and his mission to restore trust, safety, and opportunity in Mississippi’s capital. From fixing potholes to fighting crime and strengthening schools, Mayor Horhn shares his bold and hopeful vision for Jackson’s future. He also discusses the importance of community engagement, partnerships with local, state, and federal leaders, and leveraging Jackson’s unique cultural and economic assets to attract families and businesses back to the city. Whether you’re a Jackson resident or simply care about the future of Mississippi, this conversation offers insights, inspiration, and a roadmap for meaningful change.

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Taste Owners Get Bad Taste From Neighborhood

Overwhelming neighborhood opposition forced the Jackson Planning Board to reject Fondren Taste Bar & Grill's application for rezoning last week.  Fondren Taste owner Clifton Rogers, wants to operate hotel rooms above his restaurant.   

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Rounding Them Up

 Update: WREG-TV will live-stream the Justice Department's 4:00 press conference on the arrests. 

Just got word the Feds are arresting a bunch of law enforcement throughout North Mississippi.

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Consider Helping Others

Extra Table issued the following press release. 

Mississippi families are hurting. As the federal government shutdown runs on and SNAP benefits are halted across our state, tens of thousands of our neighbors are facing empty plates — and food pantries are struggling to keep up.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock

 The fight over Smith-Wills Stadium is in limbo. 

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Slam!

 The Governor has spoken, at least where it comes to the LSU football coach search.   Ole Miss fans will enjoy this one.  

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Are You Ready to Get Back in Time?

 Are you ready to hit 88 mph in a Delorean? What do you do when your mom has the hots for you? What does wearing a vest have to do with gravity? Coming next week: 

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Health Care Open Enrollment Begins

 Insurance Commish Mike Chaney issued the following statement. 

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A Snapshot of SNAP in Mississippi

Much is being said about the possible termination of food stamp benefits next month due to the government shutdown.   However, there is one question that should be answered: Who exactly gets food stamps? 

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Robert St. John: How One Thing Became Everything

“If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.” — Henry David Thoreau

GALWAY, IRELAND— Not much in my life has ever gone according to plan, and that’s turned out to be the plan. The goal, at first, was simple: open one small restaurant, work hard, make a living, raise a family. No grand strategy. No five-year map. I just wanted to wear shorts and a T-shirt to work every day. Then one thing led to another. Forty-plus years later, I’m still opening new doors and hoping to get it right.

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Feds Want to Dismiss Ivison Bill of Information

 The Justice Department wants to dismiss a bill of information filed against Rebecca Ivison in U.S. District Court.  

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Sid Salter: Shutdown Impacts in Mississippi Require Understanding of Reliance on Federal Funds

Understanding how the current federal government shutdown impacts Mississippi requires at least a fundamental understanding of the state’s reliance on federal funds.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2025

The Closing of the Ranch

Controversy surrounds The Ranch daycare center in Madison when it closed this week after flunking Health Department and Madison fire inspections.  However, a group of parents whose children attend the Ranch are protesting as they try to drum up support and help the beleaguered daycare center reopen.  

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Fixing the Leaks

 Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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Tasteful Comments

 Well, well, well.  There is something about the infamous Fondren Taste Bar & Grill that generates drama and last week was no exception after Jackson's Zoning Board rejected the establishments application to operate a hotel of sorts on its second floor.  Check out the comments culled from social media.  Needless to say, the race card was heavily played: 

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Idiot of the Day: No Borders Edition

The stupid has been strong in Mississippi lately.  Check out what this substitute teacher did at Lake Cormorant High School in Desoto County; 

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(Alleged) Rez Shooter in Jail

 Madison Police arrested Walter Ainsworth last night.  The Reservoir Patrol charged the 43-year old man with drive-by shooting and aggravated assault.  Rankin County Court Judge David Morrow denied bond for Ainsworth. 

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Idiot of the Day: Gluckstadt Redneck Edition

 Captain Redneck got stupid and pointed a gun at some small kids in Gluckstadt last night.  Fortunately, a barrage of gunfire was not unleashed upon the family. 

 

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Monday, October 27, 2025

Caught!

 The Reservoir shooter is in custody thanks to the Madison Police Department.  More information will be posted when available.  

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Good Guys Win One

 JPD issued the following statement. 

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Food Stamps Paused

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Shooting at the Rez

 The Reservoir Police issued the following statement on social media. 

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More Bad Taste at Taste?

Latrice Rogers and her Taste Bar & Grill restaurant are back in court after a former employee sued, claiming she was fired after she complained a  Rogers relative (allegedly) tried to drug her.

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Bringing That Thang to Brandon

 Comedian Matt Matthews is bringing his humor to Brandon next spring. 

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A Most Happy Harmony

 Who knew barber shop quarters could be so deadly? 

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Sunday, October 26, 2025

Funny of the Day

 Ole Miss and Notre Dame fans will get a kick out of this scene from last night.  

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Run, Forrest, Run!

 Just another day in Jackson, Mississippi.  

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Motes, Planks, & Bumblebees

What does judgment mean? "It doesn't mean if you see somebody reeling down the street with a half-pint whiskey bottle half empty in his hands and he smells of alcohol and he can't stand up straight, it's all right to say that man's a drunk.  That's not what this (don't judge) means.   Judgment means a personal condemnation is judge someone, to personally condemn them as though you know their motives... We're not to do it," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in 1997.  Reading from Matthew, he said we will be judged by the same standard as we judge others.  Enjoy the rest of his sermon on what judgment means that is posted below. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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