Monday, November 17, 2025

Will He Stay or Will He Geaux?

 Is the Lane Train warming up? The Baton Rouge Morning Advocate reported:

 

Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin remains a top target and is the current focus of LSU’s coaching search, multiple sources told The Advocate. 

 LSU officials arranged for a private plane to pick up several of Kiffin’s family members Monday morning in Oxford, Mississippi, sources said, and they flew to Baton Rouge to tour the city.

Stewart Mandel reported Ole Miss told Kiffin he must make a decision by the day of the Egg Bowl.   

77 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's gone. Bit into the forbidden fruit. Just needs to swallow it.

Anonymous said...

5:25pm You sure sound like a pro at swallowing. Kiffin told me personally he’s not leaving Oxford unless they took him out in a pine box and that he wanted to be a US Senator and maybe Governor of a state one day. He said politics was where the real money was.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss likely doesn’t have enough people or money but….LSU isn’t paying their guy? Who wants to walk into that mess? Lane is feathering his bed.

Anonymous said...

Unless you’re a program like Alabama you’re always subject to having your coach swiped away. And Ole Miss is no Alabama.

Anonymous said...

If he goes to FLA or LSU he will be fired in three years. There's not much difference in the SEC. He choked last year and benefits from a favorable schedule this year.

Anonymous said...

Oxford vs Baton Rouge,
Give me a break, can they match. 15mil for 5 years . The food, the people, Max NIl $$. We even have a choice of high schools in need of a QB for Knox.

Anonymous said...

He can’t even get a contract as long as a senator in missippi

Anonymous said...

Lane is too vain to appreciate a pine box and he would never win in politics in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

Knox will not be a quarterback very long. He played against the worst high school team in Mississippi. It’s all fanfare for the kid. Similar to Archie’s grandson, but Arch is actually a pretty fare athlete. Knox is a gamer. A video gamer.

Anonymous said...

Baton Rouge is a terrible town. Always has been.

Anonymous said...

If you didn't attend Ole Miss and aren't from Mississippi, Oxford is just another small town with a Walmart, Canes, and a dozen dollar stores. While it's not a bad place, it is not as enticing as Reb's might think.

Anonymous said...

5:51 for the win. A tour of history!

Anonymous said...

Kiffin is on the top ten list for coach's salaries now, he makes about $9m per...Florida is reputed to have an offer of $13.5 per year on the table now. With the NIL Portal stuff you could build a championship team at many universities, certainly at Ole Miss.

Anonymous said...

There's a strong chance Lane might leave Ole Miss in the future.
But he's not going anywhere ... until after this year's season is over.

And if he does leave ... I doubt it will be to that shithole known as LSU or Baton Rouge.

Anonymous said...

Gainesville isn’t much bigger than Oxford and LSU has 15 million . Max NIL ! A social life from Lake Charles to Slidell for the family .

Anonymous said...

Mississippi has a football field , LSU has a stadium!

Anonymous said...

If he stays in Oxford and continues his winning ways, they'll put a statue of him in the Grove. Given the football program's history, Ole Miss fans can be sensible about 12- 1 seasons. Florida? LSU? They'll run him off if he doesn't produce a national champion in four years -- or less. Ask Dan Mullin.

Lane, sometimes those bright lights are an oncoming train.




Anonymous said...

@6:58pm most retarded take award. Oxford is the model southern town. Ole Miss is booming and the majority of the new students are out of state — because of how nice and awesome Oxford is.

Anonymous said...

6:47 - Lane couldn't get elected in Mississippi? Have you checked out the Legislature lately?

Anonymous said...

LSU is offering a “what it ‘s gonna take contract” $15mil is the floor!

Anonymous said...

@6:58 with all of Oxford's shortcomings, it is a much better place to live than either Baton Rouge or Gainesville.

Huey Long said...

LSU is where it's At. Ole Ms mascot is lame. A shark or Bear? Lane Kiffin in gone. He will Make LSU Great Again. MLGA</b? That's hilarious! Selling MLGA hats for $21.99

Anonymous said...

I went to Mississippi State, daughter went to Ole Miss law school, a brother lives in Baton Rouge so I’m a little knowledgeable on all three.
Baton Rouge has some very nice areas and plenty to do, but high crime, hurricane risk, outrageous insurance, crazy traffic huge factors, but if you’re making over $9M that becomes less of a factor.

Anonymous said...

@8:25 pm Most of the out of state students come to Ole Miss because they cannot get accepted to the top schools in their home state. All the public colleges in Mississippi lowered their admission standards and accept almost anyone.

Anonymous said...

@9:38pm. No. Incorrect. Wrong. They could have chosen to go to their local JUCO or another school in their state because they couldn’t get into their state’s top school. But they chose to come to Ole Miss because of how awesome Oxford and Ole Miss’s culture is.

Anonymous said...

I've read a lot of crazy things about this but Lane Kiffin taking the lesser of two job offers on the table because Baton Rouge is better than Oxford is the absolute craziest.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss ranked 169 Law school 121 Medical school 138

JimAtTheRez said...

I guess enjoy him while you have him Kingfish. I am not bitter. He just needs to decide quickly.

Anonymous said...

@9:38 nailed it.

Anonymous said...

To get accepted into Ole Miss, you only need to be able to have someone type your name into the online application.

Anonymous said...

"Benefits from a favorable schedule".......something NO ONE seems to want to admit.

Anonymous said...

Kiffin and his wife are East Coast carpet baggers chasing their fortune like good Americans. Mississippi is just their latest camping spot.

Anonymous said...

I left Oxford for Baton Rouge 4 years ago. It’s the best decision I made for me and my family. There is just so much more to offer in BR. The Arts, Parks and recreational options are countless . Lane and his family will be treated like royals. Don’t let the governor fool you, Todd Graves and other deep pocket boosters actually call the shots.

Anonymous said...

It’ll come done to money. Always does. Oxford is near Memphis which is a war zone. LSU is near New Orleans which is a war zone with Michelin stars, Superdome, and tits. Florida is near a beach but has zero income tax. Money talks.

Hookah said...

LSU won't pay and Gainesville ain't Boca Raton.

Kingfish said...

True but his wife is the daughter of John Reaves

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss, State and a few others were never intended to be contenders in the conference, just quality wins. That's why Lane will leave. He knows that, too. The current season and a couple under Freeze, were max performance. The truly elite players that are needed to win it all aren't coming to these SEC schools. If he is seeing that in the portal, he's gone.

Anonymous said...

My money's on FLA. Bigger talent pool, warmer weather, no state income tax, no crazy governor...wait scratch that one.

Anonymous said...

I have an inside source at Ole Miss, he says Dan Mullen will be the next coach for the Rebels if Kiffin leaves.

Anonymous said...

Lane Kiffin is worried about Lane Kiffin. Yall keep sayin “his wife”. He’s not married. He doesn’t know how to be loyal. He’s good at one thing. Getting attention is what he’s good at. Does he have any trophies? Lane would throw his children under a moving train, if it benefitted Lane.

His ego is multiplied by being able to pay people to tell him what to say and how to strategies.

Anonymous said...

hey olemis fanboy @8:01 - that 'shithole' brought Saban to town and kept him for a while

Anonymous said...

You know, LSU is not that bad, but their fans suck. Bunch of overbearing crybabies. Baton Rouge is a craphole town with nothing but crime and crackheads, (Kinda like Jackghanistan). Oxford, waaaay better

Anonymous said...

Lane had three shots at the big time. Maybe he learned some life lessons...

Anonymous said...

I spent a weekend in Oxfart on weekend. What a one-pony town. Hard pass.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss grad who lives in Oxford and enjoys, but not obsessed with, Rebel football.

Lane has done a good job in a place that is challenging to win. We will never, ever have the resources of most of the conference. Yes, our town has grown by Mississippi standards and the enrollment has increased, fueled primarily by out of state students who can't get accepted to their state's flagship schools in places like TX, FL, and GA. The university is in good shape as is the football team. I believe Lane when he says he's been happy here.

However, LSU and FL both have infinitely more resources, money, support, and name recognition. I suspect FL will be the winner in the race.

Anonymous said...

There was a time I would have agreed with you, but this is a different Lane Kiffin. He may just have me fooled, but he seems to have grown up. Kiffin's ex-wife is in Oxford, she moved there in January of this year with their son Knox. Kiffin, also, lost his dad, back in September of this year. To lose your dad is a sobering event, and I believe Kiffin has his mind right.

Anonymous said...

If I were Kiffin I'd stay at Ole Miss. 9-3 there gets you lifetime contract extensions. 9-3 in RedStick or Gainesville gets you unemployed.

Anonymous said...

Personally I would go to Florida over LSU especially after seeing how LSU is trying to weasel out of Kelly's buyout. Also factor in that a bad Florida barely lost to his best Ole Miss teams kind of tells you the difference in the two programs.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:25, I hate to break it to you the true reason UM has a lot of out of state students. The fact is they have a 100% acceptance rate (far higher than any other SEC school) and is filled with out of state rejects that couldn't get into their home state schools, notably Texas.

Anonymous said...

No matter what, the optics do not look good for Ole Miss...... even if he stays. The Ole Miss Alumni have to be tired of the drama, but that is what happens when you get a coach of his caliber.

Anonymous said...

In any other business, trying to hire away someone who is currently subject to an employment contract could be considered interference with a business contract.

But I guess the normal rules don't apply to college football, where people have their identities and their fortunes tied up in "their" team.

Anonymous said...

A stadium full of drunk degenerates without a High School Diploma.

Anonymous said...

8:57 - you are correct, on all fronts. But you left out the closing remark: 9-3 there 'gets you unemployed' but ..... 'unemployed' with a hell of a buyout clause. I could be happily unemployed with a $50 million check; hell, if I didn't have to split it with my ex, all you would have to do is show me where the door is for an $18 million check - happily 'unemployed'

Anonymous said...

Saban moved from Lansing, Michigan to Baton Rouge. Lansing is one of the few US cities that Baton Rouge can look down upon.

Anonymous said...

I'm a Mississippi State fan, and I've been to Oxford multiple times. I think that Oxford is a really nice place. I truly enjoyed the square and the whole vibe. However, the grove seemed like a giant dust bowl with tents squeezed in way too tightly. Maybe it was because I always went for the Egg Bowl, and all of the grass was dead by late November. I could see him staying for the small town feel and hospitality.

However, Ole Miss doesn't have a national championship pedigree. Lane is going to go to one of the places that ultimately has been there before, and has way more resources.

Anonymous said...

lol. UM thinks LSU is their biggest rival thanks to Billie Cannon. LSU has no regard for Ole Miss. oxford is a shiathole that wishes it were a 5 star destination. Bye Lane.

Anonymous said...

9:37 we had the same problem with Mullens. Lets face it all the schools in the SEC except Alabama, LSU, Florida, GA and Texas are stepping stones. We are just blessed to have a good team every few years. When Kiffin leaves he will take 25% of the team.

Anonymous said...

You do make a very valid point. Unless they try to pull an LSU and say you quit thus nullifying the buyout.

Anonymous said...

“When Kiffin leaves he will take 25% of the team.”

Indeed he will, and the ridiculous transfer portal makes the decision to leave easier. Just change jersey colors and learn a new fight song.

Anonymous said...

With NIL IN PLAY.........he should stay. The playing field is now level. LSU losing with a good coach. Same with Florida.

Anonymous said...

Much to the chagrin of Ole Piss and cow college, the top tier SEC schools will never let them win a national title, it's just not going to happen. WAAAAY too much money involved and the NCAA and SEC "officials" are collusion with the big schools. So enjoy being in the SEC for what it's worth, you might smell a national title but you'll never taste it.

Anonymous said...

Imagine a world where people cared as much about the education opportunities of universities as they to the sportsketball team and coaches… LOL

Anonymous said...

Who cares. I was beginning to like Lane, even as a Bulldog, but this who dramafest, being vague, etc is getting old. I'm almost 100% this is a Jimmy Sexton move. His coaches he represents have a history of this kind of crap, most likely trying to juice(pun intended) the current schools offers by creating a buzz that other school's are looking at him. At one time, I had a theory that Sexton was the one "leaking" all of these rumors to help his coaching clients, and him, get more money. It's obviously worked, but it's getting old.

Anonymous said...

Only a bunch of losers could be so nuts about a football coach, both those that love him and those that hate him. Get a life and worry about something that will actually impact your life.

Anonymous said...

Have you checked the ticket prices, you need an MBA and 125k salary to get on the waiting list.

Anonymous said...

LSU doesn’t really want Kiffin, they are just doing their due diligence. They will not match Florida , if he comes in at about 11 million they would take him. They have their eyes on a couple of cheaper options from the SEC second tier.

Anonymous said...

@12:26 you are 100 percent correct!!! My son is 11, but I told him he should always select a college based on what they are known for academically!

MS State - engineering

Ole Miss - accounting and a couple of other majors

on and on...... but NEVER pick a school based on how cold the beer is and how good their football team is playing.

Krusatyr said...

9:24am
Agree. I have 4 TX cousins, three of them girls who attended Ole Miss from 1967 on. The oldest because she could not qualify for TX schools. The other two because their big sister attended.

Anonymous said...

As an LSU alum, I can honestly say that it is not the same school that I attended in the early 70s and neither is Baton Rouge. I hope Kiffin stays at Ole Miss. He has been good for not only Oxford and Ole Miss, but for Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

There are more fans watching from their Tailgate than Mississippi can fit in their stadium at a Tiger game.

Anonymous said...

@1:55 all those LSU tailgaters have led to at least 2 game day shootings on campus. Tons of desirables in BR to raise one’s family around,

Anonymous said...

So how'd that work out in baseball?

Anonymous said...

Isolated incidents, but don’t be fooled BR is a metro of 900k. A lot goes on! You can find it, if you are looking for it !

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss does not have a 100% acceptance rate. It accepts only resident applicants who meet the entry requirements (ACT and GPA). The entry requirements for non-residents are more stringent, and the acceptance rate is far below 100%. The fact that some non-residents are accepted at Ole Miss but not at TX, GA, and IL is not a negative and certainly does not mean those students are not talented intellectually or otherwise. They certainly are!

Anonymous said...

@5:49, you're correct the 100% was an exaggeration. It's 97.8% including in and out of state. Basically everyone who applies with a 16 or above on the ACT.

Anonymous said...

For all these culture experts touting Jacksonville and Baton Rouge as better locals than Oxford, well, one might consider that both Jacksonville and Baton Rouge have crime rates apps. 80% higher than the national average. My grandmother used to say that even a fool says something right every now and then. But she didn't live to read comments on JJ.

Anonymous said...

@7:16 pm If you are going to contribute your 2 cents worth, at least know the names of the actual cities involved. Hit that pipe one more time.


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