Tuesday, June 14, 2022

Lock & Load!

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement and photos. 

Capitol Police are asking for you to be on the lookout for this car in the Capitol Complex District. The suspects in this vehicle may be armed and dangerous. This car was used in an armed robbery near Fortification St. and I-55 and has a Mississippi disabled tag.
If you see this car, please call 911 immediately.







24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good job Capitol police , being proactive in jax is refreshing!

Anonymous said...

I consider any and everyone armed and dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Laughingstock is going to rue the day he lost control of that narrative. Tindell is going to rev up that force and turn the CapPD into a formidable operation.

NOBODY to blame Laughingstock except your own damn stupid ass.

Anonymous said...

i bet that hoodie is hot-

Anonymous said...

Good oversight by the JPD and Prince Chowke - Not!

Baby it's HOT outside said...

Jacket and a hoodie in June in Mississippi. My initial investigation would start at any of the sub 40F Waffle Houses in the area.

Anonymous said...

I'm looking forward to the capitol police becoming the new Jackson police in larger areas around the capitol.

Anonymous said...

What’s up with the face in that first image? Is that Meltman from Action League Now?

Anonymous said...

Warning colors in nature denote danger.
Seems to be the same thing in humans.
Pink/Blue hair, tats and piercings warn you away from emotionally damaged females.
Also, brightly colored hoodies and exposed underwear denote dangerous individuals as well.

Anonymous said...

How does one contact the Capitol Police since 911 calls in Hinds County go unanswered?

Anonymous said...

Your daily reminder that there is no mechanism under Mississippi law to remove a mayor for dereliction of duty outside of an election year.

Anonymous said...

I thought all of this would be prevented by the increase in Belhaven taxes in that area. Believe me, this is easily in gunshot range from Belhaven college.

Anonymous said...

The car is stolen. But car thieves in Jackson are so stupid they'll ride around and park it in front of their own house until they run out of gas.

Anonymous said...

It's not the mayor, it's those that vote for the mayor. We elect stupid mayors just like we elect stupid presidents (the last two are prime examples). Stupid people elect stupid people.

Anonymous said...

So some ableist hipsters are robbing people in the Belhaven area using a handicapable person’s car? The disability advocates are NOT going to be happy about this.

Anonymous said...

They are stupid 2:57, but also what do they have to fear if (for once) they were actually caught?
And realistically they know JPD is not looking for them.

Bad people will always do what they know they can get away with.
Only decent people obey rules.

Anonymous said...

where did these pictures come from? what location?

Anonymous said...

a grey late 2000's impala with a disabled tag. that really narrows it down.

Anonymous said...

11:30, I would say that hoodie is hot, especially when you don’t work for a living to break a sweat….but that would be racist for me to say that. Well, I’m heading out to go to a jobsite and would you believe I have not seen a “hoodie wearing type” person on a jobsite in about 3 years. No wonder people from South of the Border are coming here in droves. Our population and especially a certain sector does not work.

Anonymous said...

6:19, I am literally — literally — shaking at the racistic racism you spew. God, you people!

Anonymous said...

@6:19
Your thinly veiled racism also betrays your ignorance. I own several metro area rental properties in Pearl, Richland, and Brandon. All of my drywall repair, plumbers, and electricians are “hoodie wearing” types. Same with the crew who repaied several of my drive ways and parking lots. It is getting harder to find lawn care that doesn’t employ illegals. I refuse to pay and assist illegals in their crimes.

The biggest problem is that illegals undermine the wages, and are a massive tax burden because they show no income and apply their anchor babies for every benefit available.

Anonymous said...

@6:19 AM - Spot on! The truth hurts, as it should.

Anonymous said...

When I get anywhere near Jackson I drive with one hand on the wheel and one hand on my Glock.

Anonymous said...

"you people!" - June 15, 2022 at 8:10 AM

You are assuming that 6:19 AM is white, and applying a racial classification of your own. Way to play the game!



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