Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Clinton Rejects Medical Marijuana 60%-40%

 Medical marijuana will not be coming to Clinton after voters rejected it at the polls today.  

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Committee Approves Jackson Water District Bill

 The Mississippi House of Representatives Public Utilities Committee approved SB #2889 this afternoon.  The bill creates a public utility district to operate Jackson's water and sewer services. 

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Stamps Stumps

State Representative De'Keither Stamps (D-H.D. Gibbes & Sons) had a few things to say at church Sunday.  

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Guilty Plea in McDowell Road Murder

Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Mayhem & Destruction in Brandon (Updated)

 The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Medicaid Postpartum Coverage Cost: $7.1 Million

 It appears Medicaid will continue to offer postpartum coverage for 12 months after Speaker of the House Philip Gunn surrendered yesterday.  The Speaker killed a bill providing such coverage last year after it passed the Senate.  However, Governor Tate Reeves announced Sunday he supported the additional coverage.  

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Monday, February 27, 2023

Weed Wars: Clinton Takes Its Turn Tomorrow

The city of Clinton will hold a referendum tomorrow on whether to allow medical marijuana.  Mayor Phil Fisher held a special town hall Friday to give citizens a chance to discuss the issue with the Mayor and Board of Aldermen.  All aldermen except James Lott appeared.  The video of the town hall meeting is posted below.  Voting will take place at Traceway Park. 

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Officer Dope Still a Dope

 The Ridgeland Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Coincidence?

 A 17 year-old man showed up at UMMC this morning with a gunshot wound before succumbing to his injuries.   

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Jacobs Gets on the Water Plant Ladder

 Jackson Water Manager Ted Henifin inked a six-month contract with Jacobs Engineering last week to operate Jackson's water treatment plants.  WLBT reported Friday: 

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Energy Dept Concludes Lab Leak Likely

More U.S. intelligence concludes the Covid-19  pandemic originated in a lab.  The Wall Street Journal reported: 

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Brandon is All Right with The Doobie Brothers

 The 50th anniversary tour of the Doobie Brothers is coming to Brandon in August.  

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Sunday, February 26, 2023

Homicide on Jefferson Street

 A homicide took place on Jefferson Street near High Street.  The Capitol Police is working the case.  One individual was shot to death while another shooting victim was taken to the hospital.  More information will be posted as it becomes available. 

Update: The deceased was a participant in the Fondren shootout several weeks ago. 

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Governor Supports Extending Postpartum Medicaid Coverage

Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following statement on Facebook: 

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You Don't Have to Do It

Weakness is strength. Death before life.  No, those are not passages from 1984 but are messages in the late Dr. Frank Pollard's 1995 sermon posted below.  If you can't make it to church, enjoy the sermon preached from Romans 6: 7-14.

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Bill Crawford: Early Interventions Could Lift Mississippi off Bottom

 State Sen. Nicole Akins Boyd of Oxford, who chaired the Senate Study Group on Women, Children and Families last year, wants to improve Mississippi’s First Steps early intervention program. “We’re not doing a good job on this,” she said on SuperTalk radio.  

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Friday, February 24, 2023

Quintuplets!

Annie Oeth authored the following press release for UMC. 

The Ladner family of Purvis grew from two to seven Feb. 16 when Haylee and Shawn welcomed the birth of quintuplets at Wiser Hospital for Women and Infants at the University of Mississippi Medical Center.  

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Waaaaahhhhh!!!

Mayor attacks amended HB #1020. 

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba issued the following statement: 

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Idiot of the Day

Check out today's idiot. Naturally he was wearing an Oregon sweatshirt and sporting the Austin version of the New Iberia haircut.  Props to the Good Samaritan and condolences to the deceased's family.  At least justice was served. 

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Major Surgery for HB #1020

The infamous HB #1020 underwent some major surgery yesterday in the Senate Judiciary "A" Committee.  The bill was the subject of protests and national media coverage as it expanded the CCID and replaced elected judges with appointed judges within the district.  

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Flashback Friday: Stokes Declares War on Mayor

This post was originally published on February 24, 2021. 

It was a press conference for the ages as Kenneth Stokes called the Jackson Mayor "Lying Lumumba".  However, the Ward 3 Councilman was just getting warmed up as he said the Mayor was incompetent and had "a relationship with dope boys."  Make no mistake, this was Kenneth Stokes completely unvarnished and unleashed.  

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Thursday, February 23, 2023

Seeing Qatar

 Suppose you are going to be in Qatar for a few days but here is a dilemma: what do do, what do to? Fortunately, there are a plethora of Youtube videos that provide quick little primers on visiting the oasis of the Middle East.  A couple of such videos are posted below.  Enjoy. 

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A Water Payment in Every Pot?

 It appears quite a few Jackson residents might see their past due water bills wiped free.  WAPT reported: 

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Manslaughter Indictment Dropped Against Rez Shooter

 A highly-charged Reservoir homicide case ended in a minor conviction.  Circuit Judge Steve Ratcliff sentenced Deshawn Douglas to serve ten years in prison after Douglas pleaded guilty to tampering with physical evidence.  However, Douglas will probably be released after serving 25% of his sentence.  

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Sanderson Tower Adds Pain Clinic for Children

Annie Oeth penned the following essay for UMC. 

Kaeden Thigpen’s right foot hurt so much that the high school student couldn’t wear a shoe.  He has a chronic pain condition called complex regional pain syndrome.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2023

Freudian Slip?

 Check out this little blurb from you know who's press conference last week.  Interesting use of a particular word. 

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Briarwood 1 Owner Fights to Stay Out of Jail

Briarwood 1 owner Mike Kohan filed an emergency petition for a temporary restraining order and a preliminary injunction against in Hinds County Chancery Court on February 15 after Jackson Municipal Court Judge Jeff Reynolds ordered his arrest on February 14.  Coincidentally, a cleanup crew recently started work at the building. 

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Robert St. John: Easy Bake Memories

The year was1968. It was my 7th Christmas. Also, the first Christmas after my father died. The only thing I asked for that year was an Easy Bake Oven. When my mom took my brother and me to visit Santa Claus at the Maison Blanche department store in New Orleans (because that’s where the real Santa always was, those others in the stores back home were just helpers) I told the Big Guy that the Easy Bake was the only thing on my list, and all I wanted. When my older brother found out what I asked for he thought it was hilarious and wondered why I wanted a “girl toy.”

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Free Coffee Friday at Broad Street Bakery

 


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Sid Salter: Jimmy Carter Last Democrat to Win a Mississippi Presidential Election

 Like most of the rest of the country, I was saddened to learn over the weekend that former President Jimmy Carter had decided after a prolonged battle with cancer and advancing age to end the fight on his terms and enter hospice care. May God grant him peace and comfort.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Capitol Police Arrest Suspect in Reddix Murder

 The Capitol Police arrested Kenneth Gross for the murder of Joseph Reddix today.  An investigator's affidavit states: 

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Need Relief? Help is on the Way

Need help with your water bill? Never fear, Sista Rukia is here.  

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McDonald's Killer Gets 40 Years

Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement: 

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Who Ordered the Code E? Part Deux

Consultant said Ecode used for fraud in 2015. 

U.S. District Judge Wingate caught the courtroom by surprise when he outed the "Ecode" program at a hearing on Jackson's water system Friday.  He was not merely ruminating in the penumbras as he said Jackson had a history of giving free water service to friends and family of the favored few.  A 2015 Raftelis report described the program in some detail.  

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Monday, February 20, 2023

Welcome to......... KimTV

That's right, Jackson's radio strongman, KIM Waaaaaaaade has his own little online tv show. Kim takes on Jackson crime, HB #1020, and a few other pet topics.  If you're familiar with his radio show, you know what's coming.  Enjoy.    

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Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

Does Tillis give ammo to HB #1020 supporters? 

JPD issued the following statement.

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Ewwwwwww

 Well this little sewage overflow has been taking place for several months.  Nice.  

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FREEBIRD!!!

Rednecks unite.  Lynyrd Skynyrd is coming to Brandon. Red Mountain Entertainment announced: 

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Sunday, February 19, 2023

Under the Table

Buckle your chinstraps.  The final John Wick 4 trailer dropped a few days ago, with a nod to The Warriors. 

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Water Manager Hints at Court Fight over Water Billing

Judge Wingate drops bombshell on "Ecodes"

Jackson Water Manager Ted Henifin told U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate that Jackson's water system is still "tenuous" although progress has been made in stabilizing the system.   The Receiver of Jackson's water system also hinted he might sue to block any proposed legislation that bar him from creating a water billing system based on property values. 

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Cleaning Out the Cobwebs

What do spiders, pigs, and sheep have to do with freedom?  The late Dr. Frank Pollard explains it all in the 1995 sermon posted below.  Enjoy today's sermon if you missed church this morning.  

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Bill Crawford: Race Still in Play in Mississippi Politics

Mississippi's favorite scourge threatens to afflict politics again this year. 

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Saturday, February 18, 2023

Customer & Employee Arrested at Wingstop

 There was a ruckus among us at the Wingstop in Ridgeland a few days ago. 

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Friday, February 17, 2023

Who Ordered the Code E?

 Some Jackson dirt, er, make that dirty water, came out in federal court today as U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate outed a long-time practice of giving free water service to friends and family of the favored few.

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Lawyers: Rankin Deputies Tortured & Shot Handcuffed Man

Six Rankin County deputies stand accused of torturing two men and shooting one through the mouth after they were handcuffed.  Attorney Malik Shabazz made the allegations at a press conference near UMMC Wednesday. 

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More Babies Born with Syphilis

 Annie Oeth authored this press release for UMMC. 

 Congenital syphilis, or infection of a baby from a mother infected with syphilis, is dramatically increasing in Mississippi, according to state data. 

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Governor Announces Major Infrastructure Funding

Lord Protector Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, February 16, 2023

Suspended!

The Clown gets to take a break from the bench.  The Mississippi Supreme Court suspended Grenada Municipal Court Judge Pro-Tem  Carlos Moore for 60 days without pay after he he used his position as a judge to pressure two police officers for a private client.  

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Rankin Woman (Allegedly) Murders Fiancé

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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It's That Time of Year

It's Mardi Gras season and you know what that means.  Randazzo's King Cakes are back at Nandy's Candy.Want the real thing? Swing by and get one.    Available flavors are cream cheese, traditional, and a limited amount of additional flavors.  You can call to reserve one as well. Enjoy.  



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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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