Sunday, July 12, 2026

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 Hmmm...... what is wrong with this picture? 

This listing has been posted on Facebook marketplace for quite some time.  The question is how did the cruiser escape JPD without the removal of the logos and bars? Inquiring minds want to know.  AI joke? 












23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does it include an AR-15? Short barrel preferred. Asking for a friend.

Anonymous said...

The cage is still intact. Radio too? Is the AR available separately?

Anonymous said...

He's done a lot of work on a 15-year-old, $5000 car. Also, only 90,000 miles on a cop car that old is unheard of. Something ain't right. AI joke, maybe?

Anonymous said...

You may be onto something.

Anonymous said...

Just driven back and forth to KrispyKreme.

Anonymous said...

Any of those hemis with high idle hours is to be avoided unless the valve train has been rebuilt.

Anonymous said...

I had a friend whose dad was a police officer and my friend's first car was a worn-out police cruiser. It was fine for getting him around town, but I remember his dad telling me those cars don't even stop running during shift change and they put way too many miles on the oil before it is changed.

Anonymous said...

Appears to be a fully marked Jackson police Charger with light bar, cage, etc. intact and operational. He must picked it up at the impound yard the other day….

Anonymous said...

Well he could put it on craigslist with all the other fake ads.

Anonymous said...

Chokwe is probably needing some cash for bills. Plus that commissary fund is a must do!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. This rightcher is the problem with AI. It's plausible that JPD parked a car for months/years/decades and all it needed was some comparatively simple work like a power steering pump. It's plausible that JPD sold a car with everything - cage, radio, police equipment, AR15, even a live (or dead) cop - still inside. It's plausible that a Jackson mayor, Hinds County DA, etc. didn't accept brib...OK, so that last one isn't, but the cop car stuff certainly is.

Anonymous said...

I can confirm this is legit and the seller is willing to go as low as $4800 but what he doesn’t say is that the vehicle smells like a slave ship

Anonymous said...

Looks legit, except for the yellow 911 tape.... JPD would never use yellow, even then... looks like a mix breed JPD/HCSO.... either way it aint a hemi. And damn sure aint worth that money....

Anonymous said...

interesting terms used in ad: Motorway. Colour.

Anonymous said...

For the 2011 model year, if it's an R/T it has a hemi. But the police package cars aren't technically R/Ts. However the police packages also had hemis.

Anonymous said...

A Jake and Elwood Blues special.

Anonymous said...

It's an AI generated catfishing scam. "Motorway" "Colour" Those are British terms that are also used in the former British colonies of India and Pakistan. Another common term used in the scams is "kindly."

Anonymous said...

The low mileage can be attributed to the patrolmen sleeping during his shift FOR 6 YEARS straight, parked in behind the JAFCU OF HWY 18.

Anonymous said...

My favourites are “doing the needful” as well as “proudy” I also love the head bobbing.

Anonymous said...

Posted on Marketplace? Those ads are 100% legit. Right?

Anonymous said...

Maybe JPD hasn't noticed it missing yet...Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

How much more would it cost JPD to remove logos and bars? Did JPD even have the money to sell it for scrap and crush it? I suspect it got towed to a scrap yard in Brandon when it stopped running if it "quit" on a street or highway. So the question is, what should JPD do when a vehicle that old dies on the road? Do they have two trucks and their own junk yard?

Anonymous said...

...with backseat gently used and in pristine condition.


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